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Dishoom
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Dishoom is a 5 star movie)
dishoom is indian action-adventure film written and directed by rohit dhawan. the film stars john abraham, varun dhawan, jacqueline fernandez and akshaye khanna. the film's score is composed by abhijit vaghani and the film's musical numbers were composed by pritam chakraborty. the film is scheduled for a worldwide release on 29 july 2016 and this movie just like story.
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Review Posted on : 13 Sep 2016
Suicide Squad
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Suicide Squad is a 5 star movie)
suicide squad is an upcoming american superhero film based on the dc comics antihero team of the same name, distributed by warner bros. pictures. it is intended to be the third installment in the dc extended universe. the film is written and directed by david ayer and stars an ensemble cast featuring will smith, jared leto, margot robbie, joel kinnaman, viola davis, jai courtney, jay hernandez, adewale akinnuoye-agbaje, ike barinholtz, scott eastwood and cara delevingne. by february 2009, a suicide squad film was in development at warner bros. pictures. ayer signed on to write and direct in september 2014 and by october the casting process had begun. principal photography began on april 13, 2015, in toronto, ontario, canada with additional filming in chicago, illinois, and ended in august that year. the film is scheduled to be released on august 5, 2016, in 2d, 3d and imax 3d.
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Review Posted on : 13 Sep 2016
Mohenjo Daro
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Mohenjo Daro is a 2 star movie)
mohenjo daro is indian epic adventure-romance film written and directed by ashutosh gowariker. the film is produced by siddharth roy kapur and sunita gowariker. it features hrithik roshan and pooja hegde in the lead roles. the soundtrack album and film score are composed by a. r. rahman with song lyrics penned by javed akhtar. the film is scheduled for a worldwide release on 12 august 2016
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Review Posted on : 13 Sep 2016
Happy Bhag Jayegi
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Happy Bhag Jayegi is a 4 star movie)
happy bhag jayegi is indian film hindi-language romantic comedy film directed by mudassar aziz and produced by anand l. rai and krishika lulla. the film features abhay deol, diana penty and ali fazal and momal sheikh in the lead roles. the film marks rai's third collaboration with eros international after raanjhanaa (2013) and tanu weds manu eturns (2015).
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Review Posted on : 13 Sep 2016
Baar Baar Dekho
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Baar Baar Dekho is a 3 star movie)
the life lessons that baar baar dekho holds out is a) there’s more to life than differential equations (we know), the past and the future can only be accessed through the present (we know ) and that katrina kaif may have the most amazingly mobile waist in the universe but her emoting ambitions are strictly futuristic (this we get to know all over again, sigh).
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Review Posted on : 13 Sep 2016
Udta Punjab
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Udta Punjab is a 5 star movie)
udta punjab is indian crime thriller film written and directed by abhishek chaubey. produced by shobha kapoor and ekta kapoor under their banner balaji motion pictures in association with phantom films, it features shahid kapoor, alia bhatt, kareena kapoor and diljit dosanjh in lead roles. the film is scheduled for release on 17 june 2016.
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Review Posted on : 23 Jul 2016
Junooniyat
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Junooniyat is a 4 star movie)
junooniyat is romantic bollywood film written and directed by vivek agnihotri. produced by bhushan kumar under his t-series banner, it features pulkit samrat and yami gautam in the lead roles. music is composed by ankit tiwari, meet bros and jeet ganguly. principal photography commenced in november 2014. the film is scheduled for a worldwide release on 17 june 2016.
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Review Posted on : 23 Jul 2016
Sultan
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Sultan is a 5 star movie)
sultan is 2016 indian sports-drama film directed by ali abbas zafar. produced by aditya chopra under yash raj films banner, the film stars salman khan and anushka sharma in pivotal roles and centers around sultan ali khan (salman khan), a wrestler who has problems in his professional and personal life. from a small town wrestler in haryana, sultan achieves global fame winning bouts at the 2010 commonwealth games in delhi, the 2011 fila wrestling world championships in istanbul and the 2012 london olympics.
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Review Posted on : 23 Jul 2016
Ice Age: Collision Course
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Ice Age: Collision Course is a 1 star movie)
ice age: collision course is a 2016 american 3d computer-animated family adventure film directed by mike thurmeier and galen t. chu and written by michael j. wilson. it is the fifth installment in the ice age film series and a sequel to 2012's ice age: continental drift. the film stars ray romano, john leguizamo, denis leary, queen latifah, keke palmer, jennifer lopez, simon pegg and chris wedge all reprise their roles from previous films. new additions to the cast include jesse tyler ferguson, adam devine, nick offerman, max greenfield, stephanie beatriz, melissa rauch, carlos ponce, michael strahan, jessie j and neil degrasse tyson. the film is scheduled for release in the united states on july 22, 2016, by 20th century fox in 2d and 3d.
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Review Posted on : 23 Jul 2016
Star Trek Beyond
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Star Trek Beyond is a 4 star movie)
star trek beyond is a 2016 american science fiction action film directed by justin lin from a screenplay by simon pegg and doug jung, based on the series of the same name created by gene roddenberry. it is the thirteenth film in the star trek film franchise and the third installment in the reboot series after star trek into darkness (2013). chris pine and zachary quinto reprise their roles as captain james t. kirk and commander spock, with pegg, karl urban, zoe saldana, john cho and anton yelchin reprising their roles from the previous films, with idris elba and sofia boutella joining the cast. principal photography began in vancouver on june 25, 2015, with the film scheduled for release in the united states on july 22, 2016. the star have trek beyond marks one of the final film appearances of yelchin, who died a month before its scheduled release.
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Review Posted on : 23 Jul 2016
Raman Raghav 2.0
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Raman Raghav 2.0 is a 5 star movie)
set in present day mumbai the story follows the life of a serial killer ramanna who is inspired by an infamous serial killer from the 1960s, raman raghav. his strange obsession with raghavan, a young cop keeps growing as he closely follows him without his knowledge and often creates situations where both of them come face to face.
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Review Posted on : 24 Jun 2016
Chalk N Duster
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Chalk N Duster is a 3 star movie)
chalk n duster is bollywood movie. this film is all about teacher and student's communication. it highlights the problem of teachers and students where teaching way in the education system is changing day by day. juhi chawla, shabana azmi, zarina wahab, girish karnad and divya dutta playing the lead roles. movie can a directed by jayant gilatar, written by ranjeev verma and neetu verma and produced by amin surani.
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Review Posted on : 10 Feb 2016
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi
(According to Ankit Upadhyay 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi is a 5 star movie)
on the evening of the eleventh anniversary of the september 11 attacks, a group of islamic militants attack the american diplomatic compound and a nearby cia annex in benghazi, libya. cia security contractors—military veterans who served with the navy seals, marine force recon and army special forces—undertake a desperate defense of the american ambassador and his staff within the diplomatic compound.
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Review Posted on : 10 Feb 2016
Airlift
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Airlift is a 5 star movie)
airlift akshay kumar ki ab tak ki flimo me sabse behatrin movie hai jishme ek bidesj me fashe parivaar ki kahaani dikhaya gaya hai jo apne prayash se nikaalkar india vaapash lana chahta hai, yeh flim dekh kar achcha laga ki yeh dushro pe blame karne se achcha haai self prayaah karna.
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Review Posted on : 10 Feb 2016
Mastizaade
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Mastizaade is a 3 star movie)
mastizaade is bollywood sexual comedy film, directed by milap zaveri and produced by pritish nandy and rangita nandy. the film stars sunny leone in a dual role alongside tushar kapoor and vir das in lead roles with shaad randhawa, suresh menon and vivek vaswani in supporting roles while ritesh deshmukh will appear in a cameo .
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Review Posted on : 10 Feb 2016
Bajirao Mastani
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Bajirao Mastani is a 1 star movie)
bajirao mastani is an indian historical romance film produced and directed by sanjay leela bhansali. the film narrates the story of the the maratha warrior - peshwa (prime minister) baji rao i of the maratha empire and his second wife mastani. ranveer singh and deepika padukone portray the titular protagonists, and priyanka chopra plays bajirao's first wife kashibai.and the film is scheduled to be released on 18 december 2015.
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Review Posted on : 25 Dec 2015
Dilwale
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Dilwale is a 1 star movie)
dilwale is 2015 indian romantic action comedy film directed by rohit shetty, and produced by gauri khan and shetty under the banner of red chillies entertainment and rohit shetty productions respectively. the film stars shah rukh khan, kajol, varun dhawan and kriti sanon in lead roles. fantastic movie. !
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Review Posted on : 25 Dec 2015
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a 1 star movie)
star wars: the force awakens is an upcoming american epic space opera film directed, co-produced, and co-written by j. j. abrams. the seventh installment in the main star wars film series, it stars harrison ford, mark hamill, carrie fisher, adam driver, daisy ridley, john boyega, oscar isaac, lupita nyong'o, andy serkis, domhnall gleeson, anthony daniels, peter mayhew, and max von sydow. the story is set approximately 30 years after the events of eturn of the jedi (1983).
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Review Posted on : 25 Dec 2015
Hate Story 3
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Hate Story 3 is a 5 star movie)
hate story 3 is a bollywood indian thriller film . hate story 3 is directed by vishal pandya . it is a big film of 2015 on december . the stars of this film is very nice . and i think you must go to see this movie . this is a good film .
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Review Posted on : 4 Dec 2015
Angry Indian Goddesses
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Angry Indian Goddesses is a 3 star movie)
angry indian goddesses is indian movie . this film is directed by pan nalin with sandhya mridul, tannishtha chatterjee, sarah-jane dias, anushka manchanda, amrit maghera, rajshri deshpande and pavleen gujral playing lead role . being billed as india's first all-out female buddy film, it marks nalin's debut in mainstream hindi cinema. i gave 3 out of 5 rating and go to watch this film .
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Review Posted on : 4 Dec 2015
Tamasha
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Tamasha is a 5 star movie)
this is a good indian film . tamasha is indian romantic drama film directed by imtiaz ali and produced by sajid nadiadwala. the main stars of this film is ranbir kapoor and deepika padukone . both of them play as in lead roles . tamasha is a good entertaining film .
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Review Posted on : 4 Dec 2015
Victor Frankenstein
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Victor Frankenstein is a 4 star movie)
victor frankenstein is a american horror movie which is based on contemporary adaptations of mary shelley's 1818 novel frankenstein. this film is directed by paul mcguiga . starring james mcavoy as the title character . the stars of this movie is daniel radcliffe, james mcavoy, jessica brown findlay, andrew scott . it is good film .
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Review Posted on : 4 Dec 2015
The Hunger Games 2
(According to Ankit Upadhyay The Hunger Games 2 is a 4 star movie)
the director of this film is francis lawrence . the stars of this film is jennifer lawrence, josh hutcherson, liam hemsworth, woody harrelson, elizabeth banks, julianne moore, philip seymour hoffman, jeffrey wright, sam claflin, jena malone, stanley tucci, donald sutherland . this film is a good hollywood movie .
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Review Posted on : 4 Dec 2015
Spectre
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Spectre is a 3 star movie)
it is a good movie . and i think you can go watchbit .spectre will be the twenty-fourth james bond film produced by eon productions. it will feature daniel craig in his fourth performance as james bond, and christoph waltz as franz oberhauser, the film's antagonist. this film was directed by sam mendes as his second james bond film .
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Review Posted on : 4 Dec 2015
Prem Ratan Dhan Payo
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Prem Ratan Dhan Payo is a 5 star movie)
prem ratan dhan payo is an family drama film, written and directed by sooraj barjatya, produced by rajshri productions . it is very nice and superhit film . this is a special gift from salman khan for diwali . i love this movie . it is also a good family movie .
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Review Posted on : 15 Nov 2015
Four Pillars Of Basement
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Four Pillars Of Basement is a 2 star movie)
four pillars of basement is hindi bollywood movie . the director of four pillars of basement is giresh naik k . and the stars of four pillars of basement movie is dilzan wadia, bruna abdullah , alia singh , shawar ali .this is only time pass movie .
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Review Posted on : 15 Nov 2015
Ranbanka
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Ranbanka is a 1 star movie)
ranbanka is a bakwas type movie there is nothing to see . i think it a money watse movie and you don't go to watch this movie . the director pf this movie is aryeman ramsay . and the stars of this movie is rudra kaushik, ravi kishan, manish paul, pooja thakur . i give rating 1/5 .
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Review Posted on : 15 Nov 2015
Charlie Kay Chakkar Mein
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Charlie Kay Chakkar Mein is a 3 star movie)
charlie kay chakkar mein is a bollywood movie directed by manish . our life revolves around perception of truth, in our lives we act only on our ability to judge the truth. truth though is a fickle thing, paradoxically because it only occurs in absolution; rest is only our interpretation that allows us to live in a certain subjective truth. addl. commissioner of police, sanket pujari and the rookie officer, sameera sit across the television screen to decipher a rare case of multiple homicides caught on camera and this case is going to test their fundamental perception of truth. it is an average movie and remeoriable .
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Review Posted on : 8 Nov 2015
Yaara Silly Silly
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Yaara Silly Silly is a 2 star movie)
it is a short duration movie that is only 1 hour and 47 minutes . there is not very much action . it has only on romance and nothing there . the director of this movie is subhash shegal wo want to express a good love story .
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Review Posted on : 8 Nov 2015
Once Upon A Time In Bihar
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Once Upon A Time In Bihar is a 4 star movie)
always i remember this movie because if its honesty . every one need to watch this movie . this movie is also based truth . stars of this movie is ashish vidyarthi, kranti prakash jha, ajay kumar, arti puri, pankaj jha, deepak singh. this movie is very good and watchable .
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Review Posted on : 2 Nov 2015
Main Aur Charles
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Main Aur Charles is a 4 star movie)
main aur charles is a 2015 bollywood drama, written and directed by prawaal raman and produced by cynozure networkz. it is a faboulous movie which is based on truth story of the bigest killer chargles . it is a memoriable movies for those love killing my s t r y .
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Review Posted on : 2 Nov 2015
Shaandaar
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Shaandaar is a 5 star movie)
shaandaar is thw best weeding movies in which shahid kapoo lr loves aliya bhatt which. aliya`s father that is pankaj kapoor is against the love between aliya bhatt and shahid kapoor which is very nice . i think every star of this movie do well . it is a watchable movie .
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Review Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
Pyar Ka Punchnama 2
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Pyar Ka Punchnama 2 is a 3 star movie)
pyaar ka punchnama 2 is 2015 hindi bollywood film. it is sequel to 2011 hit film pyaar ka punchnama .i think it is a geat movie . ehich a lot of fins and action romance . it was good for the lovers and very nice movie as my own judgement .
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Bumper Draw
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Bumper Draw is a 4 star movie)
this was a very good movie and very enjoyable . it can create a lot of attentions towards itself . it was directed by irshad kha who do their best by this movie . i think u must watch . thier actions are very nice and remarkable . what a great work done by the stars of this movie .
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Miss Tanakpur Haazir Ho
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Miss Tanakpur Haazir Ho is a 4 star movie)
miss tanakpur haazir ho is 2015 indian political satire film directed by vinod kapri, which is set to release on 26 june 2015. inspired by true events, the film centers on a love story set in a village of haryana. the lead actor is annu kapoor who is the head of the village. it also features om puri, rahul bagga, ravi kishan, sanjay mishra and hrishita bhatt in supporting roles. last seen is best.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Uvaa
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Uvaa is a 0 star movie)
the movie based on some friends live in delhi ncr. all they want is to live a happy life . they film is best dont care about anything and just want to enjoy their live together. the movie shows the friendship spirit. overall the movie is very entertaining and moral. you should watch it with your family and enjoy it. last seen is a baeutiful.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Bajrangi Bhaijaan
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Bajrangi Bhaijaan is a 4 star movie)
bajrangi bhaijan is a super duper hit indian movie and this movie song is vey nice and this movie is a n indian drama movie . this movie rilleted is a pakistani child munni.its produced by salman khan androcklin vankatesh .this movie stars salman khan, kareena kapur khan and nawazuddin siddqui.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Baahubali
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Baahubali is a 1 star movie)
super hit movie of the year...special are very good like a hollywood movie...all charactors did thier job nicely. cannot name particularly... i liked the main charactor most... i watched the move 3 times in theater. and waiting for 2nd part... i hope u all enjoyed the movie. i will give 4.5 stars for this awesome movie.baahubali is two part indian film, written and directed by s. s. rajamouli. produced by shobu yarlagadda and prasad devineni, the film is simultaneously being made in telugu and tamil languages. there will be dubbed versions in hindi and malayalam. baahubali features an ensemble cast of prabhas raju, rana daggubati, anushka shetty and tamannaah in the lead roles, and ramya krishnan, sathyaraj, nassar, adivi sesh, tanikella bharani and sudeep in crucial roles.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
I Love New Year
(According to Ankit Upadhyay I Love New Year is a 5 star movie)
i love new year is an indian romantic comedy film directed and written by radhika rao and vinay sapru.suny deol,kangna ranaut lead the main role in this film..it is a time pass average movie.i watched this movie in my laptop.in ththe film is produced by bhushan kumar and krishan kumar under the banner of super cassettes industries ltd.is film kangna ranait is good .
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Second Hand Husband
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Second Hand Husband is a 2 star movie)
second hand husband is awarded as film of the year because of the different screen play in the film the acting by gippy grewel tina ahuja and geeta basra is good the story by smeep kang shreya srivasthava and vaibhav suman is good the direction by smeep kang is also good.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Hey Bro
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Hey Bro is a 1 star movie)
classic movie on police department corruption in this indian society. how a man lost his everything for the police force and at last getting nothing into his hands.this show how much corruption is there in our society and there is need to clean all these things from our country so that nation would live peacefully.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Ab Tak Chhappan 2
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Ab Tak Chhappan 2 is a 4 star movie)
classic movie on police department corruption in this indian society. how a man lost his everything for the police force and at last getting nothing into his hands.this show how much corruption is there in our society and there is need to clean all these things from our country so that nation would live peacefully.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Jurassic World
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Jurassic World is a 3 star movie)
jurassic world is a 2015 american science fiction adventure film directed by colin trevorrow. it is the fourth installment in the jurassic park film series. for those whose childhood memories are peppered with the awe-inspiring and sometimes frightening images of humongous dinosaurs .jurassic world is a 2015 american science fiction adventure film directed by colin trevorrow. it is the fourth installment in the jurassic park film series. for those whose childhood memories are peppered with the awe-inspiring and sometimes frightening images of humongous dinosaurs ..stars
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Dil Dhadakne Do
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Dil Dhadakne Do is a 3 star movie)
dil dhadakne do is indian comedy-drama film directed by zoya akhtar and produced by ritesh sidhwani and farhan akhtar. the film features an ensemble cast of anil kapoor, shefali shah, priyanka chopra, ranveer singh, anushka sharma and farhan akhtar and tells the story of a dysfunctional punjabi family on a cruise trip.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
I Love Desi
(According to Ankit Upadhyay I Love Desi is a 3 star movie)
love desi is hindi romantic comedy film directed by pankaj batra. producer rocky daswani is introducing vedant bali who is manager to akhshay kumar and priyanka shah. gulshan grover, shakti anand, krip suri and gurpreet ghuggi are also starring in the film. the film has been shot in canada. thailand and india. filmstar akshay kumar has helped his manager during the making of the film.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Tanu Weds Manu Returns
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Tanu Weds Manu Returns is a 1 star movie)
tanu weds manu eturns is hindi romantic comedy film directed by anand l. rai. the film is a sequel to tanu weds manu (2011), in which stars kangana ranaut and r. madhavan reprise their roles from the original. ranaut also portrays the additional role of a haryanvi athlete in the film. actually im a great fan of madhavan im a tamil man really i ove maddy he is very superb in his acting....
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Kuch Kuch Locha Hai
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Kuch Kuch Locha Hai is a 3 star movie)
dholakia starring sunny leone, ram kapoor, evelyna sharma and navdeep chabbra in lead roles. the film is presented by magic pictures and entertainment pvt. ltd., asha jhaveri is the associate producer of the film. described as a sexy comedy. this film marked the debut of navdeep chabbra. the film revolves around the gujarati businessman in kuala lumpur named praveen patel and a lrading hindi films actress named shanaya praveen wants to meet the actress, as he like.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Bombay Velvet
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Bombay Velvet is a 2 star movie)
bombay velvet is indian crime drama film directed and co-produced by anurag kashyap, based on historian gyan prakash's book mumbai fables. set in bombay of the 1960s, the film tells the story of a boxer, johnny balraj, and an aspiring jazz singer, rosie, and how their hopes and dreams collide with their individual realities. it stars ranbir kapoor, anushka sharma and karan johar in lead roles with kay kay menon, manish choudhary, vivaan shah and siddharth basu appearing in supporting roles.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Ek Paheli Leela
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Ek Paheli Leela is a 1 star movie)
darun cinema. khub beautiful.nice picture leela is very good movie. this is nice act by sunney leone and movie was great, seen r very good i like very much see his movie. i think this is better movie all movie and different, movie, i like very much to see this movie. very fantastic movie.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Welcome Back
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Welcome Back is a 3 star movie)
welcome back is indian comedy film directed by anees bazmee, and produced by firoz nadiadwala and co-produced by f m khan swiss entertainment. it is a sequel to the 2007 film welcome, featuring an ensemble cast that includes nana patekar, anil kapoor and paresh rawal reprising their roles from the prequel. john abraham and shruti haasan are new additions to the lead cast.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Drishyam
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Drishyam is a 1 star movie)
drishyam is 2015 indian thriller drama film directed by nishikant kamat. it features ajay devgn, shriya saran and tabu in the lead roles, and produced by kumar mangat pathak, ajit andhare and abhishek pathak. the film is a remake of the malayalam film of the same name, directed by jeethu joseph with mohanlal and meena in the lead.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
All Is Well
(According to Ankit Upadhyay All Is Well is a 5 star movie)
well, the story is as abhishek bachachan was a musician in bangkok, where asin loves him but abhishek can't feel her feeling as he belong to dysfunctional family rishi kapoor (father) and supriya (mother). as abhishek didn't want to be part of his father bakery business. further in movie.. mast movie hai aap dkhna to kehna ki hum kya khy the
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Welcome To Karachi
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Welcome To Karachi is a 3 star movie)
story kicks off with two dumb and dumber friends, shami (arshad warsi) a court marshaled navy officer and kedar (jackky bhagnani) a gujarati who has been denied american visa multiple times. both plans to sail to usa using a boat but with a twist of fate, end up on the beach of karachi, pakistan. on realizing the truth they both try to escape, while being chased by an isi agent (lauren gottlieb). both get kidnapped by a local don azher baluch, who demands ransom from kedar's father and later releases them in a pathan colony to collect fake passports. but shami, messes up with a bunch of pathans over an india-pakistan match. bhut mast movie hai aap mt dekhna bilkul nhi gandi baat.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Mr. X
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Mr. X is a 2 star movie)
mr. x to my astonishment i was so eager to watch this movie after the first trailer which ended up after its opening, i really got an headache after watching this movie,. imran hashmi should take a break, neither the songs nor the script are enjoyable i suggest don't waste your time and precious money on this movie rather party outside. sorry but the truth is, bakwas movie of the year. the invisibility is also good
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Margarita With A Straw
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Margarita With A Straw is a 1 star movie)
was a good movie. time pass easily and some time it create suspence on my mind and the end of the movie was very fabulous it is best for lovers. margarita with a straw, previously known as choone chali aasman in the indian market & margarita with a straw in the international market is a 2015 indian film directed by shonali bose, starring kalki koechlin. kalki plays a girl with cerebral palsy
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Chaarfutiya Chhokare
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Chaarfutiya Chhokare is a 1 star movie)
this is again a bad job by the director of the movie i will say not to watch it because it is wastage of time and money too. chaarfutiya chhokare is bollywood hindi social thriller movie .which is directed by manish harishankar and produced by sunill khosla & vibha dutta khosla.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Bangistan
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Bangistan is a 3 star movie)
bollywood has made a comedy about suicide bombers, and yes, it really does feature a man singing and dancing while fitting a vest with explosives. praise be, then, that critic-turned-director karan.the problem with bangistan is that it tries to be too many things at the same time. the film's promos promise a comedy ans its a great action fim also
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Super Nani
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Super Nani is a 1 star movie)
not that much action is there in the movie as we expected from the rekha. though after a long time she acted in a movie so we expected much more from rekha but in the movie the expections are not reached. but the movie can entertain because of its great thought and script .
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
A Decent Arrangement
(According to Ankit Upadhyay A Decent Arrangement is a 1 star movie)
a decent arrangement is the story of ashok khosla (adam laupus), an indian-american copywriter who journeys to india seeking an arranged marriage. after he encounters an american woman travelling through india and is set up with an indian woman who unexpectedly captivates him, ashok must navigate the complexity of cultural traditions and the leanings of his own heart. it a heart touching film
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Kill Dil
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Kill Dil is a 2 star movie)
hey guys, kill dill is crime drama film with romantic touch movie is directed by shaas ali and produced by aditya chopra. i like song and music . happy birthday to you is a amazing song, star cast is good with good story, realy u want to watch and enjoy
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Barkhaa
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Barkhaa is a 1 star movie)
this movie is watchable and quite good movie from my view i think it should be watched only once .as am single for me its enough to see only one time for lovers it will be so romantic .the director has taken film in good way to describle the whole movie in small .
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Titli
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Titli is a 3 star movie)
titli is the story of a boy brought up in the family of thieves. his brothers are car-jackers and want him to join in the family business. the protagonist just tries to run from his family, but gets entangled in the web. meanwhile his brothers marry him to ensure he stays in the house. wahta great movie of the year
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Main Aur Mr. Riight
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Main Aur Mr. Riight is a 5 star movie)
main aur mr. riight is romantic bollywood movie. this movie stars barun sobti and shenaz treasurywala as the lead pair. main aur mr. riight tells the story of a single girl in search of her mr. right.its rock this movie and i love this movie but i litelly dispointed because its not a famaly looking movie. although some of us may admit while many wouldn't, but the fact remains that we all love watching love stories.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Rang Rasiya
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Rang Rasiya is a 4 star movie)
the movie is average acc to people who already seen it but even though i feel i should watch the movie as it has randeep hooda who is an intense actor and the title is catchy . rang rasiya is an indian comedy movie which is based on the life of the 19th-century indian painter raja ravi varma. this movie is directed by ketan mehta
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Happy Ending
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Happy Ending is a 1 star movie)
happy ending is a romantick movie. which is directed by raj nidimoru and krishna d.k. and this movie produced by illuminati films. the movie stars govinda, saif ali khan, ileana d'cruz , ranvir shorey and kalki koechlin in pivotal roles. kareena kapoor khan and preity zinta also feature in cameos.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Coffee Bloom
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Coffee Bloom is a 1 star movie)
coffee bloom is indian romantic drama film directed by debutant director manu warrier. it stars arjun mathur and sugandha garg in lead roles. the film is produced by speaking tree productions. it tells the story of a young man dev, who sells his family coffee estate as a statement underlining his renunciation of the world. the film premiered at mumbai film festival, organized by mumbai academy of the moving image (mami), last year under the 'new faces of indian cinema' category. reat indian romantic film . what a work of art impressingly. coffee bloom is indian romantic drama film directed by debutant director manu warrier. it stars arjun mathur and sugandha garg in lead roles. the film is produced by speaking tree productions. it tells the story of a young man dev, who sells his family coffee estate as a statement underlining his renunciation of the world. the film premiered at mumbai film festival, organized by mumbai.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Nh10
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Nh10 is a 5 star movie)
nh10 is an upcoming indian thriller film directed by navdeep singh. it stars anushka sharma and neil bhoopalam in lead roles, and marks the production debut of sharma. the film is co-produced by phantom films. it tells the story of a young couple whose road trip goes awry after an encounter with a group of violent criminals.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Luckhnowi Ishq
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Luckhnowi Ishq is a 1 star movie)
fever of love and romance grips karishma kotak and adhyayan suman as soon they will be shooting soon in lucknow for a movie called lucknowi ishq- an eternal love story. the source from the movie shared, “lucknowi ishq movie will entirely be canned in beautiful city of lucknow, while some parts can be shot in mumbai studios only. the shooting will go on till the month end.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Dilliwali Zaalim Girlfriend
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Dilliwali Zaalim Girlfriend is a 1 star movie)
dilliwaali zaalim girlfriend is bollywood romance comedy film directed by japinder kaur and produced by tarnpreet singh and manjeet kaur under jap films. the film features divyendu sharma, jackie shroff, prachi mishra and ira dubey in lead roles. i with my friend to watch this movie few days ago and i am really appreciated by the movie and the story as this is an indian romantic comedy movie which is directed by jaipemdra kaur and produced by taranpreet singh and manjeet kaur all the people approciate.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Badmashiyaan - Fun Never Ends
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Badmashiyaan - Fun Never Ends is a 1 star movie)
badmashiyaan is romantic indian film. caf owner dev's girlfriend na-ri left him the night he meant to propose to her. months later, he meets palak, a young woman living next door, during a bank hold-up. dev's friend pinkesh, a private investigator, has been trying to track down na-ri for him. he finds that she is living with don jassi, a reformed gangster.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Qissa
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Qissa is a 1 star movie)
qissa is a 2013 indian-german drama film written and directed by anup singh. it was screened in the contemporary world cinema section at the 2013 toronto international film festival where it won the netpac award for world or international asian film. the film will be released nationwide in theaters on 20 february 2015.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Badlapur
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Badlapur is a 5 star movie)
badlapur is an upcoming indian noir-drama film directed by sriram raghavan and produced by dinesh vijan and sunil lulla. the film stars varun dhawan and nawazuddin siddiqui in lead roles, with huma qureshi, yami gautam, divya dutta and radhika apte in supporting roles. the film is scheduled for release on 20 february 2015. raghav a.k.a raghu is a man with a past he witnessed his wife and son being killed during a robbery. 15 years later, raghu finds out who pulled the trigger to kill his family.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Roy
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Roy is a 1 star movie)
roy is a movie about the love triangle revolving around the lives of a filmmaker, a thief and their mutual love interest. roy movie is a romantic thriller.it would be good to see jacqueline fernandez in a double role. roy is a movie about the love triangle revolving around the lives of a filmmaker, a thief and their mutual love interest. roy movie is a romantic thriller.it would be good to see jacqueline fernandez in a double role. it is movie masala and best for those who love fighting and action many action are present in this film and they are very good.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Dirty Politics
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Dirty Politics is a 3 star movie)
dirty politics is an upcoming indian dram a film written and directed by k.c. bokadia. the film stars mallika sherawat, jackie shroff, ashutosh rana, anupam kher, om puri and naseeruddin shah.dirty politics is an upcoming indian drama film written and directed by k.c. bokadia.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Jai Jawaan Jai Kisaan
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Jai Jawaan Jai Kisaan is a 1 star movie)
jai jawan jai kisan (english: hail the soldier, hail the farmer) was a slogan given to india by the prime minister of india lal bahadur shastri in 1965 at a public gathering at ramlila maidan, delhi. it means hail the soldier and hail the farmer.[1][2] soon after shastri took over the prime ministership of india after nehru's death, india was attacked by pakistan. at the same time there was scarcity of foodgrains in country. shastri gave the slogan jai jawan jai kisan to enthuse the soldiers to defend india and simultaneously cheering farmers to do their best to increase the production of food grains to reduce dependence on import. it became a very popular slogan.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Shamitabh
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Shamitabh is a 4 star movie)
hamitabh is an upcoming hindi film scripted and directed by r. balki.the film features amitabh bachchan, dhanush and akshara haasan, in her debut, in the lead roles. this is a story that celebrates teamwork, friendship and big dreams. “shamitabh” is a film about the birth of a big star and the smoke screen that was created to fulfil a dream. an ode to the joy of being part of the cinema industry, this film is a myriad of every emotion we experience whilst watching great cinema.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Meinu Ek Ladki Chaahiye
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Meinu Ek Ladki Chaahiye is a 1 star movie)
the film, supposedly a satire, is laughable. a failed lawyer is out to defend an imprisoned rape accused but goes about doing it in an unbelievably crude and stupid fashion. half an hour into the film, you are hoping that someone puts yadav behind bars if that would shut him up.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Haider
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Haider is a 1 star movie)
haider is indian drametic movie. which is directed by vishal bhardwaj and co-written by bharadwaj and basharat peer. it is a modern-day adaptation of william shakespeare's hamlet, set in kashmir. this movie stars shahid kapoor as haider, and tabu essays the role of his mother who marries her brother-in-law after her husband mysteriously disappears.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Balwinder Singh Famous Ho Gaya
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Balwinder Singh Famous Ho Gaya is a 2 star movie)
this is a comedy movie , directed by sunil agnihotri and produced by sunil agnihotri productions, vandana motion pictures pvt ltd. this movie is mika singh's first attempt as an actor. his movie is not working properly for me and tell you the payment touch screen shot and for your help and a very very nominal transaction in this regard as an actor in bollywood whatsoever happened .
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Mumbai Delhi Mumbai
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Mumbai Delhi Mumbai is a 1 star movie)
mumbai delhi mumbai is indian romance-comedy written and directed by satish rajwade for viacom 18 motion pictures. the movie, adapted from rajwade's 2011 mumbai-pune-mumbai, stars shiv pandit and pia bajpai, this film is a very dull film. mumbai delhi mumbai it's look like boring and nothing else. this is a romantic comedy movie but i don't find anything in this stupid movie.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Sonali Cable
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Sonali Cable is a 1 star movie)
onali cable is a 2014 bollywood movie. which is directed by charudutt acharya and produced by ramesh sippy and rohan sippy. the script, penned by acharya himself.sonali cable disconnects itself from the point of the film incredibly fast, littering itself with one-note characters stuck in cinematic cliches. leading lady rhea chakraborty (who we last saw in the very amusing mere dad ki maruti is suitably bright and cheerful, and while she throws out marathi phrases with much glee, her hindi the rest of the time is as delhi as it gets, free of any maharashtrian strains.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Titoo Mba
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Titoo Mba is a 3 star movie)
titoo mba is a light-hearted comedy movie a brief emotional roller coaster ride.titoo (takhat singh gill) is an ambitious chandigarh boy who dreams of becoming a big businessman. however fate doesn't favor titoo and he faces heavy losses in business. in order to repay the loans taken from his neighbors titoo is forced to do something extremely bizarre to earn money.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Happy New Year
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Happy New Year is a 5 star movie)
happy new year is bollywood action comedy movie. which is directed by farah khan and produced by gauri khan going to under the banner of red chillies entertainment. this movie has an ensemble cast which includes,abhishek bachchan, shah rukh khan, deepika padukone, boman irani, vivaan shah, sonu sood and jackie shroff. the movie will be distributed worldwide by yash raj films.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Jigariyaa
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Jigariyaa is a 1 star movie)
inspired from the true events, a jigariyaa stands out in the clutter of over smart, over hyped movies simply because of its, well, simplicity. call it old fashioned if you like, but this film manages to touch a chord because of its realistic style of storytelling and the obvious sincerity with which it is made. jigariyaa also stands out because it doesn’t seem to be made to compete with the other releases of the week, but simply because the filmmaker (raj purohit) wanted to tell a love story.gra, the city of love.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Ekkees Toppon Ki Salaami
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Ekkees Toppon Ki Salaami is a 1 star movie)
ekkees toppon ki salaami is hindi film, ekkees toppon ki salaami is closer to kundan shah rather than rahul rawail's film. its heart beats and bleeds for the innocence that independent india lost when politicians decided to get happily corrupt at the cost of the common man. mr kher plays an everyman, the role he specialised in when he came into the movies with saaransh. it's heartening to see him eturn to his roots.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Chinar Daastaan-E-Ishq
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Chinar Daastaan-E-Ishq is a 5 star movie)
chinar daastaan-e-ishq is bollywood movie produced by rajesh r jain & directed by aamir khan’s brother faissal khan gets yet another shot at stardom thanks to sharique minhaz , a director who sees the actor as a superb fit for the role of a legendary lover from a well received urdu novel ‘jheel jalti hai.’ it’s a sort of tragic love story between jamaal (faissal) and suraiyya (inayat sharma), childhood friends turned lovers who get separated because of the avarice in the hearts of people that they love and look up to. suraiyya is married off to a rich old man salaam.d by sharique minhaj.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Abcd 2
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Abcd 2 is a 5 star movie)
any body can dance 2 is 2015 indian dance film, directed by remo d'souza and produced by siddharth roy kapur and walt disney pictures. it is the sequel to the 2013's abcd: any body can dance. it stars varun dhawan. abcd is a sequel to the 2013 film that definitely raises the bar from its first part. it gives you dancing delight varun as its protagonist. and it takes you on a neon-light kissed tour of las vegas, the venue for an international hip hop competition. both varun and vegas are easy on the eye as is the film's heroine shraddha. however, this true-blue 3d dance film that serves us energy and verve while hip-hopping, dishes out a stale plot.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Mission: Impossible € Rogue Nation
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Mission: Impossible € Rogue Nation is a 4 star movie)
rogue nation is an upcoming 2015 american action spy film written and directed by christopher mcquarrie. it is the fifth installment in the mission: impossible series and was preceded by mission: impossible – ghost protocol (2011). it stars tom cruise, who reprises his role of imf agent ethan hunt. it is produced by cruise, j. j. abrams, and david ellison of skydance productions.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Dum Laga Ke Haisha
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Dum Laga Ke Haisha is a 1 star movie)
dum laga ke haisha is bollywood drama film directed by sharat katariya and starring ayushmann khurrana and bhumi pednekar in lead roles featuring kumar sanu in a cameo. the filming took place in haridwar beautiful and fantastic place r i s h i k e s h .
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Liar'S Dice
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Liar'S Dice is a 1 star movie)
liar's dice is a hindi, road comedy movie. which is written and directed by geetu mohandas. this movie stars geetanjali thapa and nawazuddin siddiqui in lead roles. this movie deals with the issue of the human cost of migration to cities and the issue of migrant labourers and their exploitation, through the story of young mother, living in remote village, whose husband goes missing after having left to work many months ago.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Phantom
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Phantom is a 5 star movie)
phantom is indian political thriller film directed by kabir khan, and produced by sajid nadiadwala. it stars saif ali khan and katrina kaif in lead roles. the film is about the post-26/11 attacks in mumbai and global terrorism. the screenplay of the film has been written in co-ordination with author hussain zaidi, and is an adaptation of his book mumbai avengers.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Phir Se...
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Phir Se... is a 5 star movie)
phir se is indian romance film directed by kunal kohli and ajay bhuyan. the film stars kunal kohli and jennifer winget and deals with a husband-wife relationship. rajit kapoor, dalip tahil, kanwaljeet singh and sushmita mukherjee portray supporting roles. this is the first film of the director kunal kohli as a actor.
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Review Posted on : 17 Oct 2015
Jazbaa
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Jazbaa is a 4 star movie)
jazbaa is very good movie. what a stunting role done by ashwairya rai bacchan. this movie is very important for ashwairya rai bacchan. in this movie threre are two descent key of this movie that is shabana azami and irrfan khan. both are do their best as i expexted.
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Review Posted on : 9 Oct 2015
Talvar
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Talvar is a 5 star movie)
its was old model. which is based on old film according 2008. crime is too good. which is very intrestingly. i love this type of movie. this movie show great moments during ending part of this movie. starts makup was also good. fationing was good criminals whose do their best.
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Review Posted on : 2 Oct 2015
Calendar Girls
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Calendar Girls is a 5 star movie)
this movies is good.but the girls acting was not too good whereas strory was realy awasome i expect more and more for next tine when its next part was released i m waithing for next part. i rate 4/5 points which was based on story only. lovingly film of 2015. nice shorts.
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Review Posted on : 2 Oct 2015
Maze Runner : The Scorch Trials
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Maze Runner : The Scorch Trials is a 5 star movie)
the director of this movies was good. this movies based on science which was realy awasom this is best for students. msg 2 stars like lee do great job. its was my first time and also the last time to show this movies because when i m go to see at that time i expected from this movie more and more but it not go on my track it was badd but realy too good.
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Review Posted on : 2 Oct 2015
Msg-2 The Messenger
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Msg-2 The Messenger is a 5 star movie)
i think this movie was not bad but alsonot to good. msg 2 is learnable movie whis is good for those who love this type of movie. in msg 2 the role of ram singh was awasome. i think he do their best as people expexted from ram singh. i suggest please do more motivative things.
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Review Posted on : 2 Oct 2015
Kis Kisko Pyaar Karu
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Kis Kisko Pyaar Karu is a 5 star movie)
i think kis kisko pyaar karu is a very comediest movies of 2015 similar as welcome . kapil sharma do their great patience with their 3wife. he also do comedy many times during shooting of this movie. kapil sharma do his debut by kis kisko pyaar karu in bollywood. he marry with three girls which was very intresting.
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Review Posted on : 2 Oct 2015
Singh Is Bliing
(According to Ankit Upadhyay Singh Is Bliing is a 0 star movie)
this movie is very great. in this akshya kumar so very great performance and acting. he do some funnest things that is very good. i love this movie and suggesting you to go and see the movie. singh is bliing is full entertaining, some funniest. middle part of movie is awasom.
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Review Posted on : 2 Oct 2015

Joke Posted By Ankit Upadhyay

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Consequences of American life style

consequences of american life style: the wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: darling, come quick,! ur kids n my kids r beating our kids

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Kanjus

kanjus ki zindgi kya jeena,
kabhi meri tarah jiya karo
roz mere sms padhkar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo
kanjus..

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girl vs pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu:
woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai aur mere paas 2?????
pappu: legs
girl:woh kya hai jo tumhari pant mein hai aur meri pant mein nahi?????
pappu: paise
girl: woh kya hai jo log din mein karne ke bajey raat ko karte hai?????
pappu: office ka kaam !!!!

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nice

apne ehsas se cho kar mujhe sandal kar do,
mai to sadiyon se adhoori hoon mukammal
kar do.
na tumhe hosh rahe na mujhe hosh rahe,
is tarah toot kar chaho ki mujhe pagal kar do.
dhoop hi dhoop hoon is tarah toot ke barso
mujh par,
mai to sehra hoon mujhe pyar ka badal kar.

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great shyari

kal raat khwab me uski tasveer bana dali, itni acchi lagi ki dil se laga dali. ab huaa khauf ke koi chura na le, to itna roye ke apne aansuo se hi mita dali

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kal chutti hai

ek principal talab mein doob raha tha to ek bachhe ne dekha aur chillate hue bhagne laga kal chutti hai kal chutti hai.

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teacher-student

techar- kal colge kyu nahi aya..
stud- grfrnd se milne gaya.
teacr- kis liye ??
studnt- liya na bahut sare kiss liya.....

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best

1 ladki face par dupatta bandh ke bus stop pe khadi thi..
achanak 1 aadmi scooter pe aaya or bola - hi chammak challo janeman chalti keya ???

ladki - chii ! papa main hu...


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SOME FUNNY LOGIC

some funny logic
1.y does a round pizza come n a square box..

2.y doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle..

3.y do u still call it building wen its already built..

4.if u arenot supposed to drink and drive.. why do bars have parking lots..

we are a funny bunch of people. living in a seriously funny world

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raju-biwi

raju ne satsang se ghar aate hi biwi ko godh mein utha liya,
biwi:guru ji ne romance ke liye kaha he kya?
raju:unhone kaha ki apne dukh khud uthao....


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Aaj Kal ki Ladkiyan

aaj kal ladkiyon k kapre,
yahan se less
wahan se less
...
kabhi sleveless
to
kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghoor k dkhe to,
oh my god !
how mannerless

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allout

agar raat ko koi tumhare kamre me aaye tumhare badan ko chume, gaalon ko kiss kare toh romantic mat bano
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allout jlao macchar bhagao.

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obama vs anna

obama: how poor is india..!!

anna: beta tumhara pura desh jitna oil khata hai na..

utna to shanivar ko hum hanuman ko chada dete hai...

baat karta hai..!!

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teacher-student

teacher: aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
student: sir, ladies toilet.

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papa-beta

papa:beta aaj tumhari ma chup chup kyo hai.
beta:ma ne lipstick mangi thi maine feviquick de di.

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Mayawati got advertisement

mayawati got advertisement for amul milk. so she posed with buffaloes.

a newspaper published the picture with caption-
mayawati, 3rd from left

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English teacher

english teacher:
tell me 3 sentences in different tense with examples.
boy:
i saw your daughter yesterday (past).

we are in love (present).

we will run away tomorrow.(future)

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Do u know

do u know what is
-anatomized juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction..-





it is medical definition of a french kiss.

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American

an american once had spicy indian food.he rushed to the toilet, came back & said:
now i understand y indians use water, it could burn the tissue paper!

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family joke

a child asked his father, how were people born? so his father said, adam and eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. the child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, we were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now. the child ran back to his father and said, you lied to me! his father replied, no, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

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Scientists have found ice & water On moon

scientists have found ice & water on moon
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we just need to carry beer,vodka and chips with us
.
can not depend on scientist for everything..

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girl vs boy

boy: i-m 20 yrs old.
what about u..

girl: i-m also 20 yrs old.

boy: then come to my bed room.

girl: for what..

boy: for playing 20-20 match..

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Excellent sentence

an excellent road sentence written in national highway:

go slow, unless u have an urgent appointment with god

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Before Microsoft

before microsoft entered our lifes.
memory was something you lost with age.
an application was for employment.
a program was a tv show.
a cursor used profanities.
a keyboard was a piano.
a web was a spiders home.
a virus was d flu.
a hard drive was a long trip on the road.
wat a change!

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bad english

bad english
1 man asked his friend- when will you marry.
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he replied-first i wil marry my sister, then my mother wil marry me

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funny shyari

aap k chehre par udasi aur aankho me nami hai aapke chehre par udasi aankho me nami hai tata namak istemaal karo aap me iodine ki kamai hain

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Santa got promotion

santa got promotion from clerk to manager.
he went home and told his wife in new style you will sleep with a manager today. wife fell unconscious.

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Sharabi-Pub Manager

sharabi- aaj tab tak piyenge, jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped(trees) nahi dikhte.



pub manager-
saalo bas karo, saamne pehle se
1 hi ped hai!

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doctor-husband

doctor: you and your wife have same blood group.
husband: yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.

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husband - wife

wife:what is 10 years with me..
husband:a second.

wife:what is $1000 for me..
husband:a coin.

wife: ok give me a coin.
husband:wait a second

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prrents and watchmen

parents to a college watchmen:
is this college good..

watchman:
probably the best.. i did my engineering here & got
immediate placement..

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father son

father: tune colleg me muskil kam konse sikhe son: 2 muskil kam sikhe danto se beer ki bottle kholna aandhi me 1 tili se cigaratte jalana

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boy and girl

why boyz & girlz
dont understand each other..

god- because,i gave good brains to boys
&
good hearts to girls,

but
boys use their heart
&
girls use their brain!

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A Camel, cow & a Donkey discussing

a camel, cow & a donkey discussing who is the best
camel: i help in moving heavy loads
cow: i give milk..
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kuch to bol yar teri izzat ka sawal hai..

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god man

god:my 1minute is ur 100 years
man:great!
god:my 1rupee is ur 1crore
man: please give me 1rupee

god: please wait 1 minute.!

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husband - wife

wife:what will you give me if i successfully climb & reach the top of the great mt.everest..





husband: a gentle push..

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thought of the day

do not postpone today-s work for tomorrow..






you can also do it day after tommorow..

so, enjoy life..!!
be lazy, think crazy..!

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insult

god made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, hell, everyone makes mistakes.

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sport

there is an overweight guy who is watching tv. a commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. so the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, if you can catch me, you can have me. as soon as he sees her, she takes off running. he tries to catch her, but is unable. this continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. after this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. the next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. the same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her. this continues for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less. excited about this success, he decides to do the master program. before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan. still he signs up. the next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, if i catch you, you're mine! the man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 34.

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husband wife

a husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. the husband puts, mypenis, and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, error. not long enough.

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airtel girl

guy:ek challenge dun?
airtel girl:ok
girl: ye site 2 min ke andar open karke dikhao
airtrl girl(after 2 min):kuch to gadbad hai
girl: gadbad nahi irctc hai

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best

dost ho ya parinda
usko azaad chhod do
agar laut kar aaya
to
wo tumhara hy
agar nahi aaya
to
kabhi tumhara tha hi nahi

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Medical shayari

medical shayari
when u breathe, u respire.
wah wah !
when u breathe, u respire! wah wah kya baat hai!
when u dont breathe,u
.
.
..
.
expire.!
subhanallah

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Sharukh Khan

what did sharukh khan miss when he went to the wash room..

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an entire innings of the -kolkata knight riders-

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The two lovers

two lovers plan to sucide, boy jumped frist girl closed eyes n
eturn back saying love is blind.boy opened parashute saying love never dies!

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husband - wife

wife: if i dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me..

husband: i won-t have to pay you, you-ll get my entire insurance amount.

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funny shayari

gulab to gulab hai chahe use tum sone ke kunde me rkho ya mitti ke
dost to aap hamare ho chahe aap central jail me raho ya pagal khane me

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Bad observation about boys

bad observation about boys
if girl in luv,
her parents ask-whos dat idiot..
if boy in luv,
his parents ask idiot, whos dat girl..
moral:no mattr whoevr in luv,
boyz r alwz idiots.

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3 guy

3 guys named
what
why
when
were talking

what:why what r u doing..

why:i dont know what i am doing

what:why..

why:why r u caling me..what..

what:now why did u call me..

why:what! when did i call u..

when:in ur problem why r u calling me..

why:what.. did i cal u.. when..

what & when: what

when:why r u calling urself..

why: did i call myself, when..

when:what..

what:why did u call me..

why & when: what!

confused...

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who make exams

aeroplane
wright brothrs

cycle
macmillan

telephone
graham bell

telescope
galileo

exams











saale ko dhundo re, pakad k marenge.!!

from: max

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3 eggs fall on the ground

once 3 eggs fall on the ground but only 2 eggs broke!
why..





















sometimes it happenes, dont take tension!

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A Senior student during

a senior student during ragging says
on ur marriage ill kiss ur wife
junior: ok fine im going 2 marry ur sister

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Best quote against size zero

best quote against size zero
real men go for curves
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only dogs go 4 bones..

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husband vs wife

wiife: your friend is marrying a wrong girl, stop him.
husband: why should i.. did he stop me..

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Mele Me Ghoshna Hui

mele me ghoshna hui..
ek baccha mila hai
jin ka hai aa kar le jaye!
santa bheed me se bhaagta
chilltaa hua aaya.. mujhe
bhi dikhao jin ka
baccha hota kaisa hai.

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santa-banta

santa: chal race lagte hai jo
haara wo 1000 rs. dega..
banta: thik hai par mujhe
raasta nhi pata, santa: bas tu
mere piche piche rehna. banta:
thanks yaar ur my best fend.

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sardar

sardar ne daru pi ke apne aapko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai

oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha

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Santa ne appne electronic shop ke bahar Slogan lgwaya

santa ne appne electronic shop ke bahar slogan lgwaya
1 rupye ka chirkut bulb lgaao 100\\% bijli bill bachao
agle hi din uske dukan se 50,000 chirkut bulb sell ho gaye
dusre din bahut sare customer uske dukan ke bahar ho halla macha rahe the
are ye chirkut bulb nahi fuse bulb hai jalta hi nahi
santa ne kaha sayad apne tik se padha nahi- chirkut bulb lgaao na ki chirkut bulb jalao santa-bhai sahab bulb jalega to bill aayega...
janta shocked santa rocked

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5 dost hotel me lunch krne k baad

5 dost hotel me lunch karne ke baad aapas me bill dene ke liye
discuss karne lage-sabhi bolne lage yaar bill mai dunga....
nahi bill mai dunga..
hotel manager bahut khush huwa aur dil he dil me bola
waahh.....waahh.....aaj bhi ase dilphek dost hai...
akhir me decide huwa jo hotel ka chkkar phele lagayega wahi bill dega
hotel manager ne siti bjaye aur wo 5 dost bhage
manager aaj bhi unke aane ka entzaar kaar raha hai
ye hai no.1-yaar hai sab pe bhari

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sardar looking at sky

a sardar looking at sky asks another sardar :is that a sun or moon?
other sardar replies :oye ! no idea…im new to this city..

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Santa dialled a phone number

santa dialled a phone number

a computerizd female voice said,

apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - kirpaya apna mobile recharge kare

santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai

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husband wife

wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,

i do not know what to do?

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husband : keep it in his books. i know he will never touch them…

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nepali salesman

nepali : saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega

salesman : pata nahi

nepali : saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hai.

salesman : abey ye sham singh nahi, samsung hai!!

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santa pramika

ek din santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – i love you.

premika(gusse se) : jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

santa : i love you didi!!!!

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The Best Relation

the best relation is…
when someone hurts you,
you don’t hurt back...
when someone hits you,
you don’t hit back…
when someone neglects you,
you don’t neglect !…
but,
when someone needs you,
you always come back...!!!

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shayari

दुनिया में रहने के लिए दो ही जगह अच्छी है
किसी के दिल में या किसी की दुआ मे .
दिल तो हमारे नसीब नही बस दुआ मे याद रखना !!

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shayari

ऐसे मत देख पगली जानता हूँ,
मैं cute हूँ, तू दिल हार जाएगी,
बस कर अब और मत देख, वरना मेरी mummy से मार खाएगी.

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filoshpher

एक महान फिलोसोफर ने क्या खूब कहा है,
कि .. “ज़िन्दगी तु ही बता कैसे तुझे प्यार करूँ?
तेरी हर एक ‘सुबह’ मुझे अपनों से दुरी का एहसास देती है”

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husband vs wife

wife -तुम्हें कुछ याद भी रहता है.....
आज हमारी 'wedding
anniversary' है.
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husband-ओह,
मैं तो भूल ही गया था.....
आओ 2 minut ka mon
रखें..

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shayari

संता की तपस्या से खुश होकर भगवान बोले:
'वर मांगो वत्स`!
संता: प्रभु!
जैसा आप सोच रहे हैं मैं वैसा नहीं हूँ,
मुझे वधु चाहिए'

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shayari

लड़का : फोन में heating प्रॉब्लम आ रही है।
बहुत गरम हो रहा है।
..
..
दुकानदार : इसमें हमारी कोई गलती नहीं है,
भगवान ने आपकी मम्मी की दुआ कबूल कर ली है,
'आग लगे इस फोन को।'

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shayari

अपनी दहेज़ से जली Beti को बाप ने जब आग देनी चाही,
तब लाश भी बोल पड़ी.......बाबूजी, फिर मत जलाओ, जलने
में बड़ा दर्द होता है... jate jate last one save girls

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shayari

बुरा ना मानो होली है कह कर, मेरे पडोसी ने मुझ पर
रंग फेंका था ।
कल मैने भी बुरा ना मानो दिवाली है कह के, उस पर बम
फेक दिया ।
अब सारा मोहल्ला रात भर से मुझे ढूंढ़ रहा है।

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shayari

कुछ पल खामोशियों में खुद से रूबरू हो लेने दो यारों...
जिंदगी के शोर में खुद को सुना नहीं मुद्दतों से मैंने..

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shayari

नासा को मंगल पर पानी मिल गया
और मुझे धरती पर गर्लफ्रेंड नही मिल रही,

सोच रहा हु
मंगल के पानी में जाके डूब मरुँ..

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chor vs ladka

ek chor - chori kar ke, ghar se ja
raha tha ki ... bacche ki aankh khul gayi ...

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aur baccha bola: .
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school bag bhi le ja kamine, varna shor macha dunga ..

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Maa to Maa hoti hai

पति के घर में प्रवेश करते ही
पत्नी का गुस्सा fut पड़ा :

“पूरे दिन कहाँ रहे? आफिस में पता किया, वहाँ भी नहीं पहुँचे! मामला क्या है?”

“वो-वो… मैं…”

पति की हकलाह पर झल्लाते हुए पत्नी फिर बरसी, “बोलते नही? कहां चले गये थे। ये गंन्दा बक्सा और कपड़ों की Potli किसकी उठा लाये?”

“वो मैं माँ को लाने गाँव चला गया था।”
पति थोड़ी हिम्मत करके बोला।

“क्या कहा? तुम्हारी मां को यहां ले आये? शर्म नहीं आई तुम्हें? तुम्हारे भाईयों के पास इन्हे क्या तकलीफ है?”

आग बबूला थी पत्नी!
उसने पास खड़ी सफेद साड़ी से आँखें पोंछती बीमार वृद्धा की तरफ देखा तक नहीं।

“इन्हें मेरे भाईयों के पास नहीं छोड़ा जा सकता। तुम समझ क्यों नहीं रहीं।”
पति ने दबीजुबान से कहा।

“क्यों, यहाँ कोई कुबेर का खजाना रखा है? तुम्हारी सात हजार रूपल्ली की पगार में बच्चों की पढ़ाई और घर खर्च कैसे चला रही हूँ, मैं ही जानती हूँ!”
पत्नी का स्वर उतना ही तीव्र था।

“अब ये हमारे पास ही रहेगी।”
पति ने कठोरता अपनाई।

“मैं कहती हूँ, इन्हें इसी वक्त वापिस छोड़ कर आओ। वरना मैं इस घर में एक पल भी नहीं रहूंगी और इन महारानीजी को भी यहाँ आते जरा भी लाज नहीं आई?”

कह कर पत्नी ने बूढी औरत की तरफ देखा, तो पाँव तले से जमीन ही सरक गयी!

झेंपते हुए पत्नी बोली:
“मां, तुम?”

“हाँ beti तुम्हारे भाई और भाभी ने मुझे घर से निकाल दिया। दामाद जी को फोन किया, तो ये मुझे यहां ले आये।”

बुढ़िया ने कहा, तो पत्नी ने गद्गद् नजरों से पति की तरफ देखा और मुस्कराते हुए बोली।

“आप भी बड़े वो हो, डार्लिंग! पहले क्यों नहीं बताया कि मेरी मां को लाने गये थे?”

इतना शेयर करो, कि हर औरत तक पहुंच जाये! मुझे आपके संस्कारों के बारे में पता है, पर ये आप उन तक जरूर पहूँचा सकते हैं, जिनको इस मानसिकता से उबरने की जरूरत है कि

माँ तो माँ होती है! क्या मेरी, क्या तेरी?

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Mazedaar Pathaan Joke in Hindi

पठान ने अपने मोहल्ले मेँ रहने वाले एक आदमी को खूब Peeta

बात पँचायत तक पहुँच गई

पँचायत मेँ पठान से पूछा गया
कि तुमने इस आदमी को क्यों मारा ?

पठान – ये आदमी पुरे मोहल्ले मेँ कहता रहता है
अच्छे काम करो तुम्हेँ जन्नत मिलेगी .

सरपंच – तो ठीक ही तो कहता है ये ..

अब Pitne ने की बारी सरपँच की थी ..

अब सरपँच को क्योँ मारा ?

पठान ने बताया – ओये “जन्नत” हमारी बेगम का नाम है !

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Coffee Shop me ek aadmi!

आज कॉफ़ी शोप में एक आदमी को देखा..

वो ना तो अपने मोबाइल में कुछ कर रहा था,
ना ही अपने laptop में कुछ कर रहा था।

बिलकुल पागल हो जैसे..
सिर्फ़ कॉफ़ी पी रहा था।


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Santa ka Asardar Joke

संता ने अपने बॉस से उनकी Beti का हाथ मांगा।

बॉस: अपनी औकात देख, तेरी सैलरी में तो मेरी Beti के लिए Toilet पेपर भी नहीं आएगा।

संता: अगर इतनी करती है तो फिर रहने दो!

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Damaad Ki Solid Insult

दामाद अपनी सास से बात करता हैं :
आपकी Beti में तो हज़ारों कमियाँ हैं ।

सास: हाँ Beta , इसी वजह से तो उसे अच्छा लड़का नही मिला.

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sharabi

एक शराबी छत पे से नीचे गिर गया.

सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के क्या हुआ??

शराबी –
“पता नही भाई…..
मे भी just अभी नीचे आया हूं “

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teacher vs boys

new teacher joined in d school
teacher- boys tell your names nd hobbies
1st boy- my name is raj. my hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy- my name is ranjeet. and my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy- my name is ravi & hobby is watching moon .
teacher- wow nice nice
everyones hobbies are same ok
now girls turn...
1st girl- hello mam my name is moon
teacher shocked....boys rocked

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doctor vs santa

doctor ne udaas hokar kaha - aapki biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
i’m so sorry…
santa: isme sorry ki koi baat hai dr. saab.
nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise…
aage to moaj masti me jeena hai..jeevan ras peena.. hai

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lardke ne kiya purpose

एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज करते हुए:

i love you
.

.
छोरी : तमीज से बात करो
.
.
छोरा : ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्:
मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय

with due respect beg to say that
“i love you” देवी जी, offer ग्रहण करें ,
स्वाहा !

और तब तक गाल पर

छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए ये क्या है??

छोरी :पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल futa है |

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ajeeb halat

क्या हालात हो गए हैं…

बापू बोलो तो गांधीजी की जगह “आशाराम” दिखते हैं,

राधे कहो तो “राधे माँ” दिखती है,

किसी को “आप” कहकर संबोधित करो तो “केजरीवाल party” आ जाती है,

नमो नमः का ध्यान करो तो “मोदी जी” ध्यान में बोलते हुए नजर आते हैं,

किसी बच्चे को पप्पू कहो तो खुद को राहुल गॉंधी समझने लगता है

और तो और

किसी को शुभकामना देने से पहले हार्दिक बोलने में भी डर लगता है,
हार्दिक patel नजर आने लगते हैं

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patni vs shaddi

भगवान जिसकी “मति” हर लेता है उसको

“श्रीमती” देता है

———

बीवी, बॉस और मोदी में क्या कॉमन है?

तीनों अपने मन की बात करते हैं, हमारे मन की नहीं सुनते।

———

आपने कभी सोचा है

शादी और सगाई बिच में थोडा
समय क्यों रखा जाता है ?

ताकी कोई यह न कह सके कि
मूझे durghatna से बचने का moka नही दिया

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lord ganesh

एक आदमी नदी मे डूब रहा था। वो जोर जोर से चिल्लाया –
“गणेश जी बचाओ”
.
.
“गणेश जी बचाओ”
.
गणेश जी आए ओर नदी किनारे नाच ने लगे।
आदमी :”प्रभु आप नाच क्यों रहे हो? मुझे बचाओ…”
गणेश जी मुस्कुराते हुए बोले –
“तू भी तो मेरे विसर्जन मे बहुत नाच रहा था…!
अता माझी satakali .


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santa vs banta

संता अपने दोस्त बंता से कहता है:-

बंता कालेज से मेरा result देख आना और आकर बताना। घर पर मेरे मम्मी पापा मेरे साथ होंगे।

यदि मैं एक विषय में फेल हुआ तो कहना..
जय श्री राम…

और दो में फेल हुआ तो कहना..
जय श्री कृष्ण जय श्री कृष्ण

और तीन में फेल हुआ तो कहना..
ब्रह्मा विषनू महेश की जय..

बंता कालेज से रिजल्
देख कर आया और बोला:
“बोल सांचे दरबार की जय”

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bahu vs sasur

एक दिन बाद बहू को आया याद
अरे कल था ससुरजी का श्राद्ध

आधुनिका बहू ने क्या किया
डोमिनोस को फोन किया
और एक पिज़ा पंडितजी के यहाँ भिजवादिया

ब्राहमण भोजन का ये मोडर्न था
दक्षिणा के नाम पर कोक मोबाइल था

रातससुरजी सपने में आये
थोड़े से मुस्कराए
बोले शुक्रिया
मरने के बाद ही सही, याद तो किया
पिज़ा अच्छा था, भले ही ले आया

मैंने मेनका और रम्भा के साथ खाया
उन्हें भी पसंद आया

बहू बोली,
अच्छा तो आप अप्सराओं के साथ खेल रहे है
और हम यहाँ कितनी मुसीबतें झेल रहे है

महगाई का दोर बड़ता ही जाता है
पिज़ा भी चार सो रुपयों में आता है

ससुरजी बोले
हमें सब खबर है भले ही दूर बैठें है
late हो जाने पर डोमिनो वाले भी पिज़ा फ्री में देते है!!

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funny political

अमेरिकी अंतरिक्ष एजेंसी नासा ने घोषणा की कि उन्होंने मंगल ग्रह पर पानी खोज निकाला है. अब इस ghatna पर हमारे देश की राजनीति में कैसी प्रतिक्रियाएं हुईं, जरा देखिये

–नरेन्द्र मोदी :
मितरों … 60 साल हो गए देश आज़ाद हुए, आज तक पानी मिला क्या ? (जनता – नहीं मिला …) तो अब मंगल ग्रह पर पानी मिलने के बाद मैं आप सबसे पूछना चाहता हूँ कि …

आपको बुध पर पानी चाहिए कि नही चाहिए ?… (जनता – चाहिए …)

आपको शुक्र पर पानी चाहिए कि नहीं चाहिए ?… (जनता – चाहिए…)

आपको शनि पर पानी चाहिए कि नहीं चाहिए ?… (जनता – चाहिए …)

तो आपसे मेरी हाथ जोड़कर प्रार्थना है कि इस बिहार चुनाव में मुझे अपना आशीर्वाद दीजिये और भाजपा की सरकार बनवाइए ….

राहुल गांधी :

पानी … पानी क्या होता है ? …. आज मैं आपको बताता हूँ कि पानी क्या होता है ? …. पानी, दरअसल पानी होता है … ये जो मंगल ग्रह का पानी है, वो किसानों और मजदूरों का पानी है …. गरीबों का पानी है, और ये सरकार …. ये मोदी सरकार … उस पानी को उद्योगपतियों को देना चाहती है…. लेकिन मैं आपको ये बताने आया हूँ कि हम ऐसा होने नहीं देंगे ….

अरविन्द केजरीवाल :

मंगल पर पानी ढूँढने के लिए मैं वैज्ञानिकों को बधाई देता हूँ लेकिन ये केंद्र की सरकार …. पानी का cantrol अपने हाथों में रखना चाहती है, दिल्ली की चुनी हुई सरकार को पानी से दूर रखना चाहती है …

ओवैसी :

कोई ये न समझे कि मंगल के पानी पर सिर्फ किसी एक कड़म का हक है …. ध्यान रहे कि उस पानी पर मुसलमानों का भी बराबर का हक है…

लालू यादव :

ई मंगल पे पानी, मंगल पे पानी, मंगल पे पानी का करता है रे ? धुत …! अरे च तो बिहार का पानी है जो हमरे गया से जाता है …. गया में जा के पुरखों को पानी देते हो कि नहीं ? बोलिए ? उहै पानी पहुँचता है मंगल पे … बुडबक!

जी न्यूज़ :

यहाँ आपके लिए ये जानना बेहद जरूरी है कि मोदी जी इस देश के ऐसे पहले प्रधानमन्त्री बन गए हैं जिनके कार्यकाल में मंगल पर पानी मिला है …. !!!

दीपक चड़रसिया :

इस वक़्त मैं मंगल पर हूँ और जैसा कि यहाँ मैं देख पा रहा हूँ ये दरअसल एक स्विमिंग पूल है, जो ललित मोदी का है, जो अपनी पत्नी के इलाज के लिए पेरिस हिल् के साथ यहाँ आये हुए हैं.

फेस्बुकिया मोदी भक्त :

… देख लो, इसे कहते हैं अच्छे दिन …. तुम लोग साले दाल की मंहगाई का रोना ही रोते रहना, बस !

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sadhu baba aur tc

रेलवे tc:- बाबा कहाँ जाओगे ?

साधु बाबा : -जहाँ राम का जन्म हुआ था .

tc: ticket दिखाओ ?

साधु बाबा : -नहीं है बच्चा

tc:- तो चलो ………

साधु : -कहाँ ?

tc: -जहाँ कृष्ण का जन्म हुआ था ।।

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ganit ke ank

यह केलकुलेशन आपको बताएगी कि आप क्या हो …?

सही से solve करना।

नीचे दिए गए अंको में से कोई भी एक अंक चुने:-

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

अब 3 से गुणा करें।

अब उस अंक में 3 जोड़े।

अब फिर 3 से गुणा करें।

आपको 2 digit का अंक मिलेगा।

दोनों अंको को जोड़े।

अब ये नंबर आप को बतायेगें की आप क्या हो:-
1. खुशकिस्मत
2. दयालु
3. इमोशनल
4. हिम्मतवाले
5. बहुत खूबसूरत
6. शांत स्वभाव वाले
7. फ्रेंडली नेचर वाले
8. दु:खी
9. एक नंबर के गधे
10. ईमानदार
11. सेल्फिश

अगर अब भी ना मानो तो आपकी मर्ज़ी कोई और नम्बर select करके फिर देख लो।

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moder technic

कुछ दिनों में विवाह हेतु भी सकीम चलेगी..

sc – 3 पत्नी
st – 2 पत्नी
obc – 1 पत्नी

general – एक भी नहीं

क्योंकि नड़करी नहीं तो छोकरी नही ।।

“आरक्षण हे आरक्षण”!!

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chatur biwi

पत्नी बीमार पति को peet रही थी।

सास ने वजह पूछी।

पत्नी:
जी आयुर्वेदिक दवाई लायी थी।
वैद्य जी ने कहा था,
अच्छे से koot के देना।

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student and teacher

teacher to student:

can you define who is lecturer?

student : a lecturer is a person who has a very bad
habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

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mere zindago par ehshan krna

meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

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teacher and student

impact of movies:

teacher :- who is mahatma gandhi?

student:- he is the one who helped
munna bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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boy vs girl

style of break up:
boy bought gift for his girl friend-
gf:wat the hell would i do with this rocket?
boy: u wanted stars na?
now sit on it and get lost:

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man vs doctor

man:doctor ! my son has swallowed a key.
doctor: when ?
man:three months ago
doctor: what were you doing till now?
man: we were using duplicate key

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lover

i love
i love u
i love u
*
*
*i love u
*
*
i love u so much
*
*
bus yehi kehna chahti thi
heer ranjha se. magar bechari ko english nahi aati thi*


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husband and wife

husband ne dukhi swar se kha:
mai teri roj roj k new kapre ki frmysh dilane s tng aa gya hu isliye suicide kr rha hun.
ye sunte hi wife ne joor joor se roona suru kr diya aur boli:
jate jate ek white suite to dilwa do, warna terahvin pr kya pehanungi................................................????????????????????????????????

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boy vs girl

police: khabar mili h kia ap ek khatarnak aatankwadi ko apne ghar me rakha hai.
santa: khabar to ekdam pakki hai inspector sab iss samaya wo apne myke gyi h.


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patient-doctor

patient: doctor sahab mai jb bhi baat krta hubto mujhe koi dikhai nhi deta h
doctor: acha to ye kb hota h
patient: jb mai phone pr baat krta hu...



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