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Give Attention

mother: who is aziz sultan?
son: i don't know?
mother: sometime give attention to studies also..

son: do you know chinky aunty?
mother: i don't know?
son: sometimes give attention to dad also....
Posted by Dipayan Rakshit
405 Viewed this Joke

Teacher And Student

teacher : why are you late?

student : mom & dad were fighting

teacher : so what makes you late if they were fighting

student : one shoe was in mom's hand and other one was in dad's hand.
Posted by Dipayan Rakshit
240 Viewed this Joke

Krishimatch Jokes

while i was working as a store santa,
a boy asked me for an electric train
set. “if you get your train,” i told him,
“your dad is going to want to play
with it too. is that all right?”
the boy became very quiet. so, moving
the conversation along, i asked, “what
else would you like santa to bring
you?
Posted by Sagar Roy
193 Viewed this Joke

Doctor

the doctor to the patient: 'you are very sick'
the patient to the doctor: 'can i get a second opinion?'
the doctor again: 'yes, you are very ugly too...'
Posted by Hritikesh Verma
201 Viewed this Joke

English Is Easy Who Said

who said english is easy

fill in the balnk with given words

yes (or) no

1.____ idont have brain.
2.____ i dont have sense.
3.____ i am stupid.
Posted by Sridhar Pediredla
260 Viewed this Joke

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