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Welcome to my profile page. I'm Suraj Dhivar From Allahabad, India. Currently I'm doing my job. Along with that i'm also using all the services of Uminto.com in my free time and its awesome. There are so many things to learn in Uminto.com. My area of Specialization is Accounting/Finance. I used to play games and hourly quizzes daily on Uminto.com.
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Date of Birth : Thursday, November 28, 1996 (18 Years)
Gender : Male
Contact Information:
Mobile Number : 96######67
Email Address : su••••••••••••@•••••••.com
Location : Allahabad, India
Pincode : 9670748767

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Movie Review Posted : 16
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Movie Reviews Posted By Suraj Dhivar

Badlapur
(According to Suraj Dhivar Badlapur is a 3 star movie)
raghu (varun dhawan) is a happy content man who has a beautiful wife mishti (yami gautam), his college sweetheart and a son robin. this fairy tale life comes to an abrupt end when mishti and robin are killed in a bank robbery case. left in a state of shock, raghu never comes to terms with his life. after one of the robbers, laik (nawazuddin siddiqui) is caught by the police, raghu tries to avenge his family’s loss by forcefully sleeping with laik’s prostitute girlfriend jhumli (huma qureshi) but attains nothing. while laik is given a 20 year jail sentence, raghu still harbours an uncontrollable angst inside him which comes out 15 years later when laik is bailed due to his medical conditions. this where the story starts and the twists keep you hooked into this revenge tale.
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Review Posted on : 21 Feb 2015
Roy
(According to Suraj Dhivar Roy is a 0 star movie)
kabir grewal ( arjun rampal), a casanovic film maker and screenwriter is making multiple films (guns trilogy) based on a thief's life and robberies, all achieving high success. in order to shoot his third instalment (guns 3), he goes to malaysia, where he meets a londonbased film-maker ayesha aamir ( jacqueline fernandez). kabir and ayesha get friendly and soon fall in love. when ayesha gets to know about kabir's casanova attitude, she breaks up with him and eturns to london. dejected kabir goes into depression and eturns back to mumbai, leaving his film incomplete. after several failed trials kabir couldn't find a perfect climax for his story. on his assistant meera's ( shernaz pate) suggestion kabir goes to a film festival as part of the jury, where ayesha's film is being screened. ayesha, thought that kabir is following her and asks him to stay away from her life. after his father's ( anupam kher) death and been sued by film financiers kabir decides to move on and complete his film.
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Review Posted on : 16 Feb 2015
Dirty Politics
(According to Suraj Dhivar Dirty Politics is a 4 star movie)
this political crime thriller movie dirty politics (2015) story revolves round the bhanvari devi sex scandal and demands the actors to do some steamy bed scenes. also when, it was asked about mallika sherawat’s bold scenes, the director said k.c. bokadia that, “mallika sherawat”, i must confess, obliged us by doing bold and sexy sequences, which mean a lot to the intriguing story line and also especially the sexy scene with om puri was stunningly performed by mallika sherawat.
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Review Posted on : 16 Feb 2015
Shamitabh
(According to Suraj Dhivar Shamitabh is a 0 star movie)
danish ( dhanush), a mute whose childhood dream was to become a bollywood actor, reaches mumbai to fulfill his dream. he tries to enter the film city there, but gets stopped by the guards there. he trespasses the gate and comes across an assistant director, akshara pandey ( akshara haasan), who is amazed by his acting. she approaches a director for requesting a role for danish in a film, but the director refuses after he comes to know that danish can't speak. danish and akshara go to a voice hospital to get his check-up, but doctors declare his vocal chords are fully paralyzed and are unable to be treated. but, they assure him that with their advanced technology, danish could have a 'voice transfer'. they fit a chip inside danish's larynx with which a person could transfer their voice into the chip, and when the person would speak, the words will also come from danish's mouth. they set out to search for a person who could speak for danish every time, when they come across an old drunkard,amitabh sinha ( amitabh bachchan), lying on the footpath. amitabh also wanted to become an actor but was rejected because of his voice. danish approaches the director again, who agrees to launch him this time, but wanted him to change his name. danish searches for a name and concludes on shamitabh (the combination of danish and amitabh), giving credit to the person who provided him with voice. shamitabh makes a couple of movies and turns out to be a hit actor to which amitabh realizes was only because of him and an ego problem between the two starts to rise. they both separate and start making their own movies, where shamitabh plays the role of a dumb person and amitabh dubbing the voice for another actor. both movies end in a flop at the box office. akshara makes both of them realize they are nothing without each other and gets them together for yet another film, titled 'sorry' which is directed by akshara herself. meanwhile, akshara and shamitabh tell that they like each other.
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Review Posted on : 9 Feb 2015
Jai Jawaan Jai Kisaan
(According to Suraj Dhivar Jai Jawaan Jai Kisaan is a 0 star movie)
jai jawaan jai kisaan movie is new upcoming hindi bollywood movie of the year 2015.jai jawaan jai kisaan movie reviewis directed by milam ajmera and produced by madan lal khurana, seema chakerverty and pankaj dua under the banner of victorious enterprises. in this movie starring om puri, prem chopra, rati agnihotri, jatin khurana, akhilesh jain are playing main roles as well as jatin khurana, rishi bhutani, jaiwant patekar, ajit khare, sanjay chakerverty, imran hasnee, manoj, mandeep kohli and neha sharma will also be seen in the supporting roles in the jai jawaan jai kisaan movie.jai jawaan jai kisaan movie reviewrelease date will be on 6th february, 2015 all over in india. jai jawaan jai kisaan movie story is based on the life of lal bahadur shashtri. lal bahadur shashtri was the second prime minister of the republic of india. jai jawaan jai kisaan movie pays a tribute to the life of lal bahadur shastri. in this movie story is written by dhiraj mishra.
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Review Posted on : 9 Feb 2015
Hawaizaada
(According to Suraj Dhivar Hawaizaada is a 4 star movie)
1890's: india under the british raj. after repeating the same class eight times, shivi is expelled from his school. enjoying his newly attained freedom, he bumps into sitara and here strikes cupid! sensuality personified, sitara is a local diva. fed up with shivi's rebellious and carefree ways, his father shows him the door. reality daunts hard on sitara. fearing that she will bring shame and disgrace to shivi, she decides to leave the city. dejected and distraught, shivi slips into a life of sin and debauchery. shastry - an eccentric yet genius scientist and vedic scholar enters shivi's life. he inspires shivi to take control of himself and shares with shivi, his dream of doing the impossible...of making the world's first aircraft, an interpretation of freedom. a failed lover, a diva, an old man's dream and an impossible machine. will shivi ever be able to live up to his guru's dream? will thehawaizaadaever touch the sky?
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Review Posted on : 30 Jan 2015
Khamoshiyan
(According to Suraj Dhivar Khamoshiyan is a 5 star movie)
a young novelist kabir (ali fazal) is a one-book wonder. he is on an inspirational journey to find himself and to write his book. he meets a young and beautiful lady meera (sapna pabbi) who runs the isolated guest-house which he finds eerie. meera is married to the owner of this guest-house jaidev (gurmeet) who was once a rich paper mill owner, he had disguised himself as a charming man but is a controlling demon within. kabir begins to encounter unusual things and discover secrets about the house and meera. meera is evasive about these suspicious incidents that are taking place, which if he finds out, would threaten to destroy her. the more kabir interacts with meera about these strange incidents the more he gets drawn towards her. what are the secrets that are hidden in her silences?
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Review Posted on : 30 Jan 2015
Baby
(According to Suraj Dhivar Baby is a 3 star movie)
the story follows members of the secret operation called baby, a temporary task force headed by feroz (denzongpa) whose mission is to protect india from terrorists and whose mandate is coming to a close. while attempting to rescue a fellow indian security agent in turkey, ajay rajput (kumar) discovers a terrorist plot against a delhi mall which he and jai (daggubati) are able to prevent. in the process they learn that this was only the first in a series of massive attacks that have been planned. a team from baby follows leads to get escaped terrorist bilal (kay kay), but all of the squad members on the mission except ajay are killed in an explosion. to collect further information from a terrorist logistics planner in nepal, ajay and officer priya (pannu) travel to nepal pretending to be husband and wife. their plan to capture terrorist goes wrong, and priya is trapped alone with him when he discovers she is spying on him. ajay arrives to find that priya has knocked out the villain.feroz sends ajay, jai and shukla to their deep asset ashfaq in saudi arabia where bilal is making his plans. after they kill bilal and are about to eturn, they come across the terrorist mastermind maulana (naz). jai knocks him out and they decide to bring maulana back to india, sedated, under the pretext that he is a relative they need to get to india for a liver transplant. after the discovery of bilal's death, the arab police chief first attempts to close on the airport to prevent the murderer's escape and the police almost apprehend the baby agents. however, a short time later when he calls and finds out there are in fact 3 people on the plane headed to india under a medical visa, he smiles and lets them escape
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Review Posted on : 30 Jan 2015
Dolly Ki Doli
(According to Suraj Dhivar Dolly Ki Doli is a 5 star movie)
dolly ki doli is unabashedly funny and entertaining all through the first half, but the film fails to deliver the same consistency in the second. the film follows a con woman who traps rich guys into marrying her only to do away with all their money. she refuses to kiss her potential grooms or consummate their marriage, and is gone before the sun is up on the wedding night! inspite of a camera in every phone, no one manages to click the ‘looteri dulhan’ as she grooves at her many sangeets and radiantly blushes on her wedding days. and this is just one gaping loophole among the many you will stumble upon, as the film runs to a rather unconventional climax. director abhishek dogra has wrapped a mediocre story into a glamorous package with dolly ki doli. the music score is lyrically challenged but upbeat, andmalaika arora khansizzles in her item number.rajkummar raois extremely endearing as he plays the heartbroken lover, the haryanvi accent only adding to his charm.after a series of serious films, this feisty entertainer has added another feather to his cap.varun sharmaplays manoj singh chadhdha, a desperate delhi boy, to perfection.pulkit samrattries to ape salman khan, (somebody tell him off!).sonam kapooris loud, brash, and fashionable.archana puran singhis funny, and deserves mention! dolly ki doli may not exactly be a top-notch entertainer, but it definitely is your best bet this weekend. the plot is funny for the most part and the actors have delivered stellar performances. it has its moments, and surely does put a smile on your face.
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Review Posted on : 27 Jan 2015
Alone
(According to Suraj Dhivar Alone is a 5 star movie)
the movie starts on a stormy night in kerala. a large tree branch falls and breaks the roof of an out-house, releasing a dark entity. a woman inspects the out-house and ends up in a hospital in coma. in another town her daughter sanjana ( bipasha basu) and her husband kabir ( karan singh grover) argue about not being able to spend her birthday together. sanjana gets a call about her mother's accident and they quickly fly to kerala. in kerala, sanjana begins having paranormal visions that make her believe that her dead conjoined twin's soul is after her. her husband does not believe her and sends her to his former professor for spiritual healing. during the healing sessions she tells the professor about how her conjoined twin anjana (bipasha basu) always disliked that kabir liked sanjana more than her. in fact it was when kabir told sanjana that he was coming back home from abroad that sanjana decided to separate from anjana.it was during this operation that anjana died, and sanjana blames herself for her sister's death. the professor reassures her that when she sees anjana in her visions it is the result of her guilt and only a figment of her subconscious. back at her mother's place, while getting water at night sanjana is abducted into the out-house by an unseen entity. hearing noises kabir wakes up and finds her unconscious in the out-house. we later learn that sanjana is now possessed by anjana's soul. after this, sanjana/anjana can't seem to get enough of kabir. when the professor meets her again he feels there is something wrong and tells kabir to keep an eye on her, which she overhears. the care-taker suggests for them to have a ritual performed after her daughter-in-law sees sanjana/anjana messing with the dog. after the ritual anjana's stronghold escalades and her true colours are shown, resulting in an exorcist being called in.during the exorcism anjana reveals that she was actually murdered and urges kabir to find the truth as she leaves sanjana's body. after sanjana wakes up, kabir threatens to leave her, then sanjana tells him about years ago when he called her to tell her that he was coming home, anjana lost her mind and tried to kill her because she too had feelings for kabir. in self-defence sanjana hit anjana on the head with anjana's glass music box, killing her accidentally. their mother covered the murder to protect her daughter. after consulting with professor they try to find and burn the last remaining thing of anjana that will set her soul free. sanjana, kabir, the care-taker and her daughter-in-law all go into the out-house following music. there under the floor they find the dead body of anjana. the care-taker and her daughter-in-law go inside to get kerosene to burn the body but end up dead. then the professor arrives at the out-house with kerosene, but is actually possessed by anjana and attacks sanjana.
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Review Posted on : 26 Jan 2015
Main Aur Mr. Riight
(According to Suraj Dhivar Main Aur Mr. Riight is a 0 star movie)
salman bhai ki kasam, if any film deserves to cross the rs 100 crore mark it is main aur mr riight. these were my thoughts exactly as the film was at the interval stage. you walk out with a smile on your face at being entertained at such an energetic pace. giving credence to these thoughts is barun sobti who socks you with his genius as sukhwinder singh, a wannabe star who lands up at an auditioning agency in mumbai and ends up with a role he would rather not play. this guy deserves a standing ovation. giving him company and matching him in every scene is shenaz treasuryvala who plays alia, the boss at the agency who is caught up with the demands of those wanting to make it, as well as her friends who want her to get hooked.
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Review Posted on : 5 Jan 2015
Happy Ending
(According to Suraj Dhivar Happy Ending is a 5 star movie)
having played similar kind of roles inlove aaj kal and cocktail, saif ali khan seems to have mastered the character of a playful, COMMITment phobic man. the only thing that differentiates jai and gautam from yudi, is a sense of maturity in acting. as his alter ego yogi, saif marvels an impressive comic timing that surpasses his own standards. ileana d’cruz does an effortless job in bringing lightness to the movie. this might be her second best performance after barfi! kalki koechlin is simply outstanding even in a short role. despite playing an unbearable character, she manages to look absolutely endearing.
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Review Posted on : 5 Jan 2015
Pk
(According to Suraj Dhivar Pk is a 0 star movie)
performances:trying to explicate the prowess of a living legend like aamir khan is probably the toughest thing to do on this earth. actually, its impossible! film after film, this wunderkind keeps on trotting out his competencies that have no match in the industry. andpkis his own masterpiece! anushka sharma looks fresh and captivating with her new look. her chemistry with aamir is extremely adorable and amusing. sushant singh rajput, despite a short appearance, is super-delightful to watch. only if rajkumar hirani could have taken more out of him, this man would have done wonders to the film. sanjay dutt and boman irani make a refreshing appearance
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Review Posted on : 5 Jan 2015
Action Jackson
(According to Suraj Dhivar Action Jackson is a 4 star movie)
the movie begins with a woman calling her friend while in a car in a parking lot when all of a sudden her friend gets thrown onto her car and dies on the spot while she is yelling for help. she sees some goons standing nearby and tries to run for her life but they catch her on t
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Review Posted on : 5 Jan 2015

Joke Posted By Suraj Dhivar

More Santa-Banta Joke

santa ka challenge

santa ne challenge
kiya:
ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. saare news wale
pahunch gaye:
tab bola- bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh
de\!

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santa chand par

santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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aadhe raste
jakar santa rocket se kood gaya \or chillaya......
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi.

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hight of interwiew

railway interview:-interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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santa:- jee, red light dikhaunga.
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interviewer:- red light na hoto?
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santa:- torch dikhaunga..
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interviewer:- torch naho to?
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santa:- apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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interviewer:- shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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santa:- fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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interviewer:- hain..!! wo kyun?
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socho socho ??
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santa:- jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

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santa banta aur uski wife

santa:shimla ja raha hu.......
raste me wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
banta:
meri bhi le ja yaar.........
ushe bhi gira dena.
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santa:
agar tu bura na mane
to
use wapsi me gira du ?

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banta aur uska beta

banta to his son :
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oye, ghabrana matt,
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tu sher da puttar hai...
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son : ji haan papa,
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class me teacher bhi yehi bolti hai,
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ki tu zarur kisi jaanwar ki aulad
hai

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santa \and puja

santa : main tere pyar mein
lut gaya,
barbad ho gaya ,badnaam ho
gaya.
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puja : haram khor to main
kaun sa
engineer ya doctor ban gayi.

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santa to banta

santa to banta :-
agr tu bata de ki meri tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe ande tere..aur ye bhi bata de ki
ande kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... aur
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agar ye bhi bata de ki ande kiske h...
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to murgi bhi teri....
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banta :- abey koi hint to de

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santa aur banta

santa:
tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho?
banta:
ye letter urgent dena hai
santa:
kaha?
banta:
address padhne ka time nai hai.
santa:
ok go fast.!

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santa looking blue film

the great innocent santa special

santa blue film dekh raha tha. achanak apni biwi ko us film me dekh kar chonk gaya. gussa huwa,fir
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hans pada,bola, ye to film hai, koi real thodi na h

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santa casiyar

santa bank me paise jama karane gaya.
cashier-
tumhare note nakli hai.
santa-
tujhe kya farak padata hai\?
jama to mere account me ho rahe hai na..\!\!

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santa ke bachche

santa ke 7 bachhe the aur unme se ek alag hi dikhta tha
usko apni biwi pe shak hone laga tha ki wo alag dikhne wala bachcha kisi aur ka hai.
par santa mein biwi se ye baat puchne ki himmat nahi hoti thi.
isi soch soch mein vo beemar ho gaya.
jab uska akhri waqt najdik aya aur vo akhri saanse le raha tha to apni biwi ko bulaya
santa : dekho tumhe meri kasam hai,
sach sach batana ki ye alag sa dikhne wala bacha kiska hai ?
wife : ji ab aap mar rahe ho aur marte hue aadmi se juth nahi bola jata,
main aapko sach batana chahti hun...
santa dukhi mann se : kya ?
wife : wo sabse alag dikhne wala hi sirf aapka bachha hai...

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santa ki biwi

santa ne ek din badi udasi se apne dost banta ko bola.
santa: “yaar meri biwi gussa bahut karti hai”
banta: “meri bhi pahle karti thi ab nahi karti”
santa: “achha, aisa tum ne kya elaaj kiya?” :o
banta muskurate hue: “kuch khas nahi, wo ek din gusse mein thi, maine kah diya ke budhape mein gussa aa hi jata hai, us din se wo gussa nahi karti“

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santa aur urki beti

santa ne beti ke room me cigarette dekha..
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oh god, she smokes \;-o
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fir wisky dekha..
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oh god, she drinks
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fir ladke ko dekha..
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thank god, ye sab is ladke ka hai.

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santa \and teacher

teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
teacher- wo bag kisne feka\?
santa- maine..ab main ghar jau\?\?\?

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santa banta aur pappu

3 chor santa , banta aur pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
santa bola: bow bow..
police wala: isme kutta hai.
fir dusri bori par lat mari..
banta bola: meow meow...
policewala: isme billi hai...
fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad pappu
zor se
bola:
saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo

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santa in the car

santa : o yaar car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
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banta: o car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar
pahunch jaate
hain….:)

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santa \and pilot

santa\;flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha... . pilot:-ye kya kar rahe ho..\?. . santa:- accha ji ticket hum le aur gaane tum suno...\!\!

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santa \and boss

boss- mere liye ak shisha lekar aao jisme main
apna muh dekh sakun..
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santa- nahi mila sir.\! sab me mera hi muh dikh
raha hai..

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santa

santa -jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
saala aaj kal olx aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na

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santa aus uski bivi

santa :meri bevi itna mazak krti hy
k kya bataon
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dost:kya mazak krti ha?
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santa :kal mai ghar gya uski
ankhon par hath rakha \or wo
mazak ma boli
dudhwala

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santa station par

ek bar santa station pr train ka wait kr rha tha. tvi ek ladka usse time
puchta h.
ladka-- uncle time kya ho rha h?
santa-- sorryy
ladka-- uncle time?
santa-- sorry ladka-- pr kyu aap ni bta rhe h?
santa-- isliye ki agr maine time bta diya to tum mujhse mera naam puchoge.
fir bat badegi. hm dono dost ban jaynge. fir hum frank ho jayge. fir kya
pata hum dono ek hi station pr jaye. wha meri beti mujhe reciev krne
ayegi. tum mri beti se dosti kr loge jo bahuut sundr h. fir pyar kr loge. fir
mjhe shadi krne k liye dabao daloge. aur mai ye nhi chahta ki tum mere damad bano kyu ki tum bahut laparwah ho jiske hath me ek time btane
wali ghadi nhi h.
wo mera damad nhi ban sakta.
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ladka sock hokr behosh ho jata h.

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santa banta

banta: sante tera restaurant kaisa chal raha hai?
santa: koi khas nahi.
banta: vaise main do bar tere restaurant aaya, par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time aaya hoga.. uss time humlog khana khane ghar jate hai

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santa \and doctor

doctor: tumhare kaan kaise jale?
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santa: main kameez istari kar raha
tha, ke phone
aa gaya.
maine jaldi mein phone ki jagah
istari kaan mai laga li
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doctor: to doosra kaan kaise jala?
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santa: ab ambulance ko bhi phone
karna tha na.

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santa ka ghar

santa ne ghar ke uper wale hisse mein paint kiya aur neeche wale hisse mein likh diya
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“same as above

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kathin kam

duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.machar ki malish krna
3.chitti ko kiss krna
4.ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se joks ki umeed krna

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santa \and sardar

sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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santa sadhu

santa sharab pikar
sadhu se takra gya
sadhu gusse me- aye murkh
me tujhe shraap deta hu
santa-rukiye maharaj
me glas leke ata hu

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