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santa ka challenge
santa ne challenge
kiya:
ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. saare news wale
pahunch gaye:
tab bola- bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh
de\!
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Joke Posted on : 11 Jan 2015
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santa chand par
santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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aadhe raste
jakar santa rocket se kood gaya \or chillaya......
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi.
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Joke Posted on : 10 Jan 2015
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hight of interwiew
railway interview:-interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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santa:- jee, red light dikhaunga.
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interviewer:- red light na hoto?
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santa:- torch dikhaunga..
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interviewer:- torch naho to?
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santa:- apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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interviewer:- shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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santa:- fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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interviewer:- hain..!! wo kyun?
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socho socho ??
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santa:- jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..
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Joke Posted on : 10 Jan 2015
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santa banta aur uski wife
santa:shimla ja raha hu.......
raste me wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
banta:
meri bhi le ja yaar.........
ushe bhi gira dena.
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santa:
agar tu bura na mane
to
use wapsi me gira du ?
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2015
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banta aur uska beta
banta to his son :
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oye, ghabrana matt,
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tu sher da puttar hai...
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son : ji haan papa,
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class me teacher bhi yehi bolti hai,
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ki tu zarur kisi jaanwar ki aulad
hai
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2015
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santa \and puja
santa : main tere pyar mein
lut gaya,
barbad ho gaya ,badnaam ho
gaya.
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puja : haram khor to main
kaun sa
engineer ya doctor ban gayi.
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2015
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santa to banta
santa to banta :-
agr tu bata de ki meri tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe ande tere..aur ye bhi bata de ki
ande kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... aur
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agar ye bhi bata de ki ande kiske h...
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to murgi bhi teri....
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banta :- abey koi hint to de
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2015
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santa aur banta
santa:
tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho?
banta:
ye letter urgent dena hai
santa:
kaha?
banta:
address padhne ka time nai hai.
santa:
ok go fast.!
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2015
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santa looking blue film
the great innocent santa special
santa blue film dekh raha tha. achanak apni biwi ko us film me dekh kar chonk gaya. gussa huwa,fir
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hans pada,bola, ye to film hai, koi real thodi na h
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2015
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santa casiyar
santa bank me paise jama karane gaya.
cashier-
tumhare note nakli hai.
santa-
tujhe kya farak padata hai\?
jama to mere account me ho rahe hai na..\!\!
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2015
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santa ke bachche
santa ke 7 bachhe the aur unme se ek alag hi dikhta tha
usko apni biwi pe shak hone laga tha ki wo alag dikhne wala bachcha kisi aur ka hai.
par santa mein biwi se ye baat puchne ki himmat nahi hoti thi.
isi soch soch mein vo beemar ho gaya.
jab uska akhri waqt najdik aya aur vo akhri saanse le raha tha to apni biwi ko bulaya
santa : dekho tumhe meri kasam hai,
sach sach batana ki ye alag sa dikhne wala bacha kiska hai ?
wife : ji ab aap mar rahe ho aur marte hue aadmi se juth nahi bola jata,
main aapko sach batana chahti hun...
santa dukhi mann se : kya ?
wife : wo sabse alag dikhne wala hi sirf aapka bachha hai...
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2015
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santa ki biwi
santa ne ek din badi udasi se apne dost banta ko bola.
santa: “yaar meri biwi gussa bahut karti hai”
banta: “meri bhi pahle karti thi ab nahi karti”
santa: “achha, aisa tum ne kya elaaj kiya?” :o
banta muskurate hue: “kuch khas nahi, wo ek din gusse mein thi, maine kah diya ke budhape mein gussa aa hi jata hai, us din se wo gussa nahi karti“
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2015
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santa aur urki beti
santa ne beti ke room me cigarette dekha..
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oh god, she smokes \;-o
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fir wisky dekha..
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oh god, she drinks
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fir ladke ko dekha..
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thank god, ye sab is ladke ka hai.
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2015
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santa \and teacher
teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
teacher- wo bag kisne feka\?
santa- maine..ab main ghar jau\?\?\?
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2015
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santa banta aur pappu
3 chor santa , banta aur pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
santa bola: bow bow..
police wala: isme kutta hai.
fir dusri bori par lat mari..
banta bola: meow meow...
policewala: isme billi hai...
fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad pappu
zor se
bola:
saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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santa in the car
santa : o yaar car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
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banta: o car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar
pahunch jaate
hain….:)
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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santa \and pilot
santa\;flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha... . pilot:-ye kya kar rahe ho..\?. . santa:- accha ji ticket hum le aur gaane tum suno...\!\!
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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santa \and boss
boss- mere liye ak shisha lekar aao jisme main
apna muh dekh sakun..
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santa- nahi mila sir.\! sab me mera hi muh dikh
raha hai..
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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santa
santa -jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
saala aaj kal olx aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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santa aus uski bivi
santa :meri bevi itna mazak krti hy
k kya bataon
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dost:kya mazak krti ha?
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santa :kal mai ghar gya uski
ankhon par hath rakha \or wo
mazak ma boli
dudhwala
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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santa station par
ek bar santa station pr train ka wait kr rha tha. tvi ek ladka usse time
puchta h.
ladka-- uncle time kya ho rha h?
santa-- sorryy
ladka-- uncle time?
santa-- sorry ladka-- pr kyu aap ni bta rhe h?
santa-- isliye ki agr maine time bta diya to tum mujhse mera naam puchoge.
fir bat badegi. hm dono dost ban jaynge. fir hum frank ho jayge. fir kya
pata hum dono ek hi station pr jaye. wha meri beti mujhe reciev krne
ayegi. tum mri beti se dosti kr loge jo bahuut sundr h. fir pyar kr loge. fir
mjhe shadi krne k liye dabao daloge. aur mai ye nhi chahta ki tum mere damad bano kyu ki tum bahut laparwah ho jiske hath me ek time btane
wali ghadi nhi h.
wo mera damad nhi ban sakta.
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ladka sock hokr behosh ho jata h.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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santa banta
banta: sante tera restaurant kaisa chal raha hai?
santa: koi khas nahi.
banta: vaise main do bar tere restaurant aaya, par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time aaya hoga.. uss time humlog khana khane ghar jate hai
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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santa \and doctor
doctor: tumhare kaan kaise jale?
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santa: main kameez istari kar raha
tha, ke phone
aa gaya.
maine jaldi mein phone ki jagah
istari kaan mai laga li
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doctor: to doosra kaan kaise jala?
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santa: ab ambulance ko bhi phone
karna tha na.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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santa ka ghar
santa ne ghar ke uper wale hisse mein paint kiya aur neeche wale hisse mein likh diya
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“same as above
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2015
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kathin kam
duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.machar ki malish krna
3.chitti ko kiss krna
4.ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se joks ki umeed krna
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2015
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santa \and sardar
sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2015
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santa sadhu
santa sharab pikar
sadhu se takra gya
sadhu gusse me- aye murkh
me tujhe shraap deta hu
santa-rukiye maharaj
me glas leke ata hu
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2015