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Santa in Hotel
when santa went to hotel for stay..
santa: mai yeha nhi rahunga .. mera paisa vapis karo !
etna chota sa room aur ek stool \! tum muje janvar samajte ho ?
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waiter: sir , kamre me to chaliye ... ye to lift hai.
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Joke Posted on : 14 Jul 2015
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kis par hansenge aap
ye bataiye ki aap en dono me se kis par hansenge ..
grahak : ek colgate dena.
dukandar: kon sa ?
grahak: pepsodent
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Joke Posted on : 14 Jul 2015
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It\'s becouse of 2G net
aaj kal kisi relationship ke barbad hone me ...
durio ka kam ....
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.2g internet ka jyada hath hai.
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Joke Posted on : 14 Jul 2015
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intelligent as cpu
santa class me haans rha tha,
ek ladka bola, stand up, koun ho tum ?
santa : tum koun ho ?
ladka : mai monitor hu.
santa: to fir mai cpu hu.
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Joke Posted on : 13 Jul 2015
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Tum Muskuray
tum pass aae
yun muskuraye
apne 32 dant
mujko dikhaye
dekh ke mera dil
phoot phoot ke rota hai
yaar tumse brush bhi
theek se nhi hota hai
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Joke Posted on : 12 Jul 2015
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I want to be become a cockroch
santa : what do you want to become in your next life?
banta : a cockroach.
santa : why?
banta : kyuki meri bibi sirf cockroch se darti hai.
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Joke Posted on : 11 Jul 2015
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love
patient : i love you. tumne mera dil chura liya hai.
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nurse : chal hat jhute , humne to teri kidney churai hai...
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Joke Posted on : 11 Jul 2015
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sardar rocks
A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to saved their lives.
suddenly sardar jump in searches for someone, when asked whom he searching for.?
sardar said, sala conductor ne change nhi diya tha.
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Joke Posted on : 11 Jul 2015
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LOVE FOEVER
wife : do you love me?
husband :yes dear.
wife:do you die for me?
husband: no, mine is undying love.
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Joke Posted on : 11 Jul 2015
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PEHLA PYAR
darling: kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu?
wife: kar di na sardaro wali bat , spinner ko kabi opening milti h kya .
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Joke Posted on : 11 Jul 2015
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AMEZING 5
a teacher asked a student to write 55.
student asked: how?
teacher: write 5 and beside it another 5!
the student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: what are you waiting for?
student: i don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Joke Posted on : 11 Jul 2015
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bad news
banta- tu yaha baitha hai
tere dost ki death ho gai hai
tu gaya kyu nai\?
santa- usne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jul 2015
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funny joke
husband : ghar mai mera hukum chlta hai , mai kahta hu , garm paani le aao , woh le aati hai .
dost : garm pani kyu \?
husband : garam pani se bartan ache se dulte hai.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jul 2015
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Bomb in the car
santa fixing the bomb in the car
banta said what would you do if bomb explodes while fixing .
santa : don\'t worry i have one more .
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jul 2015
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difirent people
kitni ajeeb dunia hai , jahan aurte dusri aurto ki burae karte nhi thakti whi mard dusri aurto ki tarif karte nhi thakte .
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Joke Posted on : 17 Apr 2015
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Chhota Bartan
customer : ek kilo cow ka milk dena .
shopkeper : likin tumhara bartan to bhut chhota hai.
customar : to fir bakri ka de do.
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Joke Posted on : 16 Apr 2015
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Bhag dhano bhag
basanti : bhag dhano bhag , aaj teri basanti ke ijat ka sawal hai.
dhano : tujhe apni padi h meri shoch jiske piche gabbar ke das ghode pade hai.
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Joke Posted on : 16 Apr 2015
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sardarji
santa: where you were born
banta: in india
santa: which part??
banta: what which part? whole body was born in india
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Joke Posted on : 18 Feb 2015
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MAN : THE MASTER OF WOMAN
husband: do you have a book called ,man,the master of woman.
sales girl : the fiction department on the other side sir .
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Joke Posted on : 12 Feb 2015
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love with..
santa : i sent love letter to my girl friend everyday for three year .
banta: then what happened \?
santa : she married the postman
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Joke Posted on : 12 Feb 2015
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sardar
ek sardar dhuki tha .
kisi ne pucha : kyu tension me ho\?
sardar : yar ek dost ko plastic surgari ke liye 2 lack diye the ,
ab sale ko pahchan hi nhi pa rha hu.
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Joke Posted on : 12 Feb 2015
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in the shop
santa in the battery shope \and asked to change the battery .
shopkeeper : exide laga du .
santa : dusri side tera bap lagayga kya\?
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Joke Posted on : 12 Feb 2015
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sardar ji
sardar : station jane ka kitna loge,
rikshawala: 50
sardar : 20 le lo.
riksawala : 20 me kon leke jaaygaa \?
sardar : tu piche bath hum le ke jayga..
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Joke Posted on : 12 Feb 2015
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Neela dant
santa : oye tera ek dant neela kyu ho gya \?
banta : yar maine ink lagae hai.
santa : wo kyu \?
banta \; yar aaj kal bluetooth ka jamana h .
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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I WAS BORN IN PUNJAB
santa : where were you born \?
banta : oye , punjab .
santa : which part \?
banta : oye , kya which part , whole body whole body born in punjab .
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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FAST HORSE
santa : how you theft the horse within a minute in front so many people \?
banta : i did not take the horse , it was the horse who has take me so fast within a minute .
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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STUDENTS BRAIN
some students brain are like bermuda triangular information goes in \and it\'s never found again
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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COOLAGE LIFE
what is the difference between inside the collage gate \and out side the collage gate \?
we paled inside the collage gate.
and life played outside the collage gate....
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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Snata- Banta
santa : 14 feb ko kya h \?
banta : tere pass girlfriend hai \?
santa : nhi to...
banta : to fir ramleela maidan me delhi ke cm ka sabath grahan h,
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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kis tarah ki biw..i
do dost saalo ke baad mile
pata chala dono ki sadi ho gayi h
santa : kesi h teri bibi ?
banta : swarg ki apsara h...
aur teri ?
santa: meri to abi jinda h
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Joke Posted on : 26 Jan 2015
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awesom
ek bar santa ko raste me pather mila uspe likha tha
pather ko palat lo kuch ban jaoge
jese hi usne palta
dusri taraf likha tha
bewkuf ban gaye
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Joke Posted on : 26 Jan 2015
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doctor - patient
patient : doc i have a pain in my eye whenever i dring tea
doc: take the spoon out the cup before you dring the tea
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2015
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child
two children are talking.
a: meet my new born brother.
b: oh, he is so handsome=! what's his name?
a: i don't know. i can't understand a word he says.
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2015
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doctor
a to doctor : wil i be able to play piano after operation
b yes of course
a great i never would before
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2015
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latest jokes
teacher said to student
teacher did your father help you with your homework
student no he diid it all himself
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2015