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Dad Punishment
girl:aaj mere papa ne mujhe
tumhare sath bike pe jaate hue dekha..
bf: phir \?
girl:phir kya,
mujhse bus ke paise wapas le liye..\!\!
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Joke Posted on : 17 Jan 2015
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God & Devil
god: i can't b evry where so i created mother,
devil: i too can't b evry where so i created girls,
god: dont worry i hav created boys to change them to mothers!
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Joke Posted on : 16 Jan 2015
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hypnotism
pati: what’s hypnotism?
patni: kisi ko apne vash mein
kar k us se man chaha kaam
karwana
pati: arey nahi isey to shaadi
kehte hein.
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Joke Posted on : 16 Jan 2015
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Santa & English Man
Titanic was sinking...
An Englishman asked to santa, “how far is land”?
santa: 2 kms.
englishman jumped into sea.
englishman: now, which direction?
santa: downwards!
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Joke Posted on : 16 Jan 2015
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Ladki Dekhne Ka Phal
shayari by sardar-
“ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga.
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2015
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Ullu\!\!
me aapko english ka 1 word bhejta hu,
jise aap aage se padho ya pichhe se,
aapko aapka hi naam dikhai dega,
.
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- u l l u..
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2015
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Pepsi \or Aap
que. aap me aur pepsi me kya similarity hai?
ans: both r cool, sweet, sub pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is
dimaag wali jagah dhakan hai .
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2015
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Santa & Customer
santa selling parachute.
u can jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
santa: paisa wapas
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2015
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Daant Joke
tum paas aae
yun muskuraye
apne 32 dant
mujko dikhaye
dekh ke mera dil
phoot phoot ke rota hai
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yaar tumse brush bhi
theek se nahi hota hai.
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2015
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Doctor Aur Aurat
ek aurat behosh ho gayi,
doctor: yeh mar gayi hai.....
jab usko jalane lage toh woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hu\!\!\!\!
husband:- chupchap padi reh gawar, tu doctor se zyada janti hai kya\?
jalao ji jalao...
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Joke Posted on : 3 Jan 2015
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Teache - Boy
teacher ne gadhe ke samne daru ki botal aur ek balti pani rakh di
gadha pani pi gaya
phir teacher ne bacchho se pucha ki tumne isse kya sikha\?
bachcho ne jawab diya maidam ji jo daru nahi pita wo gadha hai.....
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Joke Posted on : 3 Jan 2015
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Yaad
wife- jab meri yaad aati hai tab tum kya kerte ho\?
hus:- main tumhari favourite choclate khata hu, aur tum kya karti ho\?
wife:- aur main rajnigandha-tulsi khati hu.......
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Joke Posted on : 3 Jan 2015