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B silent
flight land hote hi santa jor se chillaya : oye oye banglore aaya banglore aaya
balle balle
air hostage : sir please b silent
santa : ok anglore aaya anglore aaya
alle alle...
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Joke Posted on : 3 Jul 2015
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milne ka time
manager : milne ka time aap meri secretory se fix kr lo
santa : sir wo mna kar deti h pahle bhi 5 bar try kar chuka
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Joke Posted on : 3 Jul 2015
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chammach
patient , doctor se : doc sab jab m chai peeta hu to meri aankh me kuch chubhta hai
doctor : kal se jab chai pio to chai pite time cup me se chammach bahr nikal dena
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Joke Posted on : 9 Apr 2015
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kamchor
santa nokar se : bahr jake dekho to suraj uga ya nahi ?
nokar : bahr to andhera hai
santa : abe to torch jla ke dekh le kamchor
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Joke Posted on : 9 Apr 2015
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gunde
2 chuhe bike par ghum rahe the...
ak sher ke bachhe ne lift mangi...
ak chuha bola : soch le , fir teri ma ye na kah de ki gundo k sath ghumta hai
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Joke Posted on : 9 Apr 2015
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kan kaise jale
doctor: tumhare kaan kaise jale\?
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santa: main kameez istari kar raha
tha, ke phone
aa gaya.
maine jaldi mein phone ki jagah
istari kaan mai laga li
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doctor: to doosra kaan kaise jala ?
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santa: ab ambulance ko bhi phone
karna tha na
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Joke Posted on : 6 Apr 2015
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bhikari
santa paji ko cinema hall k bahr ak bhikari mila...
bhikari : allah k nam pe kuch de do , 2 din se bhooka hu !
santa : 100 ka note nikalte huye bola , kya tumare pas 50 chhute h ?
bhikari khus hote huye : han hai na !
santa : to abhe sale jake pahle unhe khrch kr na...
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Joke Posted on : 6 Apr 2015
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videshi
santa videsh ghumke aane ke bad apni wife se puchta hai...
santa : kya m videshi jaisa lag rha hu ?
wife : nahi to ? q ?
santa : fir peris me wo ak orat mujse q kah rahi thi ki aap videshi lag rahe ho !
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Joke Posted on : 6 Apr 2015
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dil ka dora
ak ladke ko apni girlfrienf k messages se do bar dil ka dora pad gya...
pahla tab jab usne message kiya : chalo ab breakup kar lete hai , sab kuch khatm ho gya....
dusra tab jab fir se uska message aaya : sory yar wo tumare liye nahi tha...
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Joke Posted on : 6 Apr 2015
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purani bat
santa : ak bar bachpan me 10 male ki building se niche gir gya tha...
banta : achaa to fir tu zinda bachaa ya nahi ?
santa : yad nahi aa rha yar , bahut purani bat h...
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Joke Posted on : 3 Apr 2015
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chidiyaghar
santa ko ak lavarish bandar mila wo usey lekar police station gya
inspector ; isey chidiaghar lekar jao
agle din us inspector ko santa us bandar k sath bus stop pe mila...
inspector : tum isey chidiyaghar ni leke gye ?
santa : kal gye the , khub ghume , masti ki , bda mja aaya....aaj kutubminar ja rahe hai...
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Joke Posted on : 3 Apr 2015
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chhata
ak ladka padosh me jakar : thodi der k liye pitaji ne apka chhata mangvaya hai ?
padosi : han han q nahi , or kuch kah rahe the kya tumare pitaji ?
ladka : han wo kah rahe the ki agar wo kambakth na de to sharma uncle k yha se le aana.
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Joke Posted on : 3 Apr 2015
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shadi
banta boss : apki sadi ho gyi ?
santa : han sir , 2 mahine pahle ak ladki se huyi hai...
banta : sadi ladki se hi hoti hai...
santa : nahi sir , meri bahan ki sadi to ak ladke se huyi thi
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Joke Posted on : 3 Apr 2015
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school beg
ak chor chori karke ghar se nikalne wala hi tha ki ak bachhe ki aankh khul gyi...
bachaa chor se bola...: abe sale mera school beg bhi le ja nahi to shor macha dunga
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Joke Posted on : 2 Apr 2015
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pan
husband wife bazar me....
husband ne wife ke liye pan banvakar diya.
wife : aapne apne liye nahi banvaya \?\?
husband : nahi mai bina pan khaye bhi chup rah skta hu
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Joke Posted on : 2 Apr 2015
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samne ke ped
banta : aaj mai tab tak piyunga jab tak muje ye samne ke 3 ped 6 najar nahi aane lag jate...
santa : abe bas kar bhai , samne ak hi ped hai ab kya yha pura jungle lgayega...
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Joke Posted on : 2 Apr 2015
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desh- videsh
teacher : duniya me kul kitne desh hai \?
pappu : ek hi hai sir , bharat...
teacher : acha to fir ye america , china , england ye sab kya hai \?
pappu : ye sab to videsh hai na sir ji...
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Joke Posted on : 2 Apr 2015
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difference
santa : coffee shop aur wine shop me kya difference hai...?
banta : coffee shop pyar ka starting point hai jabki wine shop pyar ka last point hai.
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Joke Posted on : 1 Apr 2015
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suraksha ka intjam
santa : mere pas 20,000 rupye the ,
mne socha surksha ka intjam kiye bina itne paise ghar me nahi rakhne chaiye...
banta : fir tumne kya kiya ?
santa : maine 20,000 ka ak kutta kharid liya
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Joke Posted on : 1 Apr 2015
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log yad rakhenge
kitne bhi achhe karm kar lo...
par marne k bad....
log usi ko yad rakhenge jo...
udhar leke mara ho...
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Joke Posted on : 1 Apr 2015
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bekar hospital
ak punjabi aunty dusri aunty se : inka heart ka operation krwana hai , escort hospital kaisa h ?
dusri aunty : bekar hospital hai ji , unki canteen me chhole bhature nahi milate....
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Joke Posted on : 1 Apr 2015
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judva
santa k do judva bache the , ak jor jor se has rha tha \or dusra udas betha tha...
santa : tum itna q has rahe ho..?
beta : mummy ne itni thand me dono bar isi ko nahla diya....ha ha ha
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Joke Posted on : 31 Mar 2015
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gandhi jayanti
teacher : gandhi jayanti pe notes likho
circuit ne likha : gandhi ji ak mhan aadmi the..
lekin ma kasam m jayanti ko bilkul nahi janta..
hoga budhe se koi lafda
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Joke Posted on : 31 Mar 2015
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jhut
1 jhut apki zindgi ke 5 minute kam kar deta hai ,
or ak muskurahat apki zindgi k 10 min bdha deti h...
moral : hste hste jhut bolne me hi fayda hai
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Joke Posted on : 31 Mar 2015
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3 words
sir pappu se : wo teen words btao jo sabse jyada bole jate h ?
pappu : muje nahi pta....
sir : sabhash beta !! beth jao .
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Joke Posted on : 31 Mar 2015
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rawan
ak din rawan disco me gya or vha jake behosh ho gya...
q..
qki disco ke gate par likha tha 1500 rupye per head
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Joke Posted on : 30 Mar 2015
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chappal
santa k bete ka accident ho gya..
doctor : apke bete ke per katne padenge....
santa sir pakad k beth gya.
doctor : kya hua ?
santa : kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi
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Joke Posted on : 30 Mar 2015
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technology
banta doctor : mubarak ho , apke ghar ladki huyi hai
santa : wah ji wah , kya technology hai
bivi meri hospital me hai or ladki ghar pe huyi hai.
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Joke Posted on : 30 Mar 2015
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ladkiya
santa : agar m nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to engineering college ki ladkiya dikha jayengi
banta: fir hath chor dena medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi
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Joke Posted on : 30 Mar 2015
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chai
husband : aaj aisi chai bnao ki tan badan jhumne lage or man nachne lage
wife : ji hmare yha bhains ka doodh aata h nagin ka nahi
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Joke Posted on : 30 Mar 2015
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vekalpik vavyastha
husband wife me bhayankar walk yudh hua...
husband : m abhi apne husband pad se isthipha deta hu
wife : vekalpik vavastha hone tak apne pad pe bane rahiye
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Joke Posted on : 30 Mar 2015
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bevkuf
wife : aap bahut bhole ho ji , apko koi bhi bevkuf bna deta hai.
husband : han magar suruaat to tere bap ne hi ki thi na.
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Joke Posted on : 30 Mar 2015