More Pappu Joke
pappu sardar ki savari
ek din pappu apne cow ko le ja raha tha
tbi ek sardar ji vaha se gujar raha tha to vo pappu ko dekhkar achambit ho gya...
"kyu ki pappu cow ke upar betha hua tha" to sardar ne pucha ye kya kar rahe ho to pappu ne kaha aap ye kar sakte ho.....
.to sardar ha bola me bhi es tarah cow par beth sakta hu...
jab cow par sardar betha to cow badatki aur sardar ko giraya tab sardar bahut soch ne laga kya hua????????
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Joke Posted on : 1 Dec 2014
More Husband Wife Joke
Good / bad news after wife accident
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014
More Husband Wife Joke
New sim to surprise her husband
Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen..
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Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014
More Husband Wife Joke
Husband was seriously ill
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
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Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014
More Husband Wife Joke
Stupid and beautiful at same time
A Husband said to his wife One day
"I don't know how you can be so stupid
&
so beautiful all at the same time"
The wife responded ,
"Allow me to explain,
God made me beautiful
so you would be attracted to me ;
God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you !"
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Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014
More Husband Wife Joke
Want to win or to be happy?
A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?
Argument Ended
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Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014
More Girls-Boys Joke
Truth About Student
We are cheaters,
b’t don’t cheat manners.
We hate study,
b’t Love teachers.
We flirt with flirters,
b’t love lovers.
world can’t change us,
b’t we can change the world.
we don’t have books,
bt we have revolutionary
ideas in mind.
Meet us, we are students….!!!!
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Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke
उदास क्यों हो?
संता और बंता कई दिनों बाद मिले संता कुछ उदास सा लग रहा था और आँखों में आंसू थे।
बंता ने पूछा, "अरे तुम तो ऐसे लग रहे हो जैसे तुम्हारा सुब कुछ लुट गया हो क्या बात है?"
संता ने कहा, "अरे क्या बताऊँ...
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Joke Posted on : 23 Nov 2014
Updated on Monday, November 24, 2014 | 3:51:05 AM
Updated on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 | 8:17:25 AM
