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Welcome to my profile page. I'm NISHA KS From Coimbatore, India. Currently I'm doing my job. Along with that i'm also using all the services of Uminto.com in my free time and its awesome. There are so many things to learn in Uminto.com. My area of Specialization is Pharma/Biotech/Clinical Research. I used to play games and hourly quizzes daily on Uminto.com.
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Date of Birth : Tuesday, May 4, 1993 (24 Years)
Gender : Male
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Mobile Number : 95######48
Email Address : ri••••••••@•••••••.com
Location : Coimbatore, India
Pincode : 688907

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Updated on Thursday, October 29, 2015  |  1:53:16 PM
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Movie Reviews Posted By Nisha Ks

Badrinath Ki Dulhania
(According to Nisha Ks Badrinath Ki Dulhania is a 4 star movie)
i am a big fan of alia bhatt.. and also liked to see her movies.. and in this movie she looks very stunning and good.. the story line of this movie was very nice... and the climax has a very unexpected twist.. varun dhawan is too handsome in this movie.
View all reviews on Badrinath Ki Dulhania

Review Posted on : 8 Apr 2017
Beauty And The Beast
(According to Nisha Ks Beauty And The Beast is a 5 star movie)
i just loved the fairy tale movies.. especially the story of beauty and beast.. but i think that something was missing in these movie.. it was a good experience and exciting to watching the fantasy movies.. and the beast and beauty romance was very lovely to see and cute too..
View all reviews on Beauty And The Beast

Review Posted on : 8 Apr 2017
Power Rangers
(According to Nisha Ks Power Rangers is a 5 star movie)
i really liked this one. but it was one of those things that will entertain but never be a classic but you would bother watching again. it was a bit forgettable in this movie.. but i liked to see this type of superhero movies.. wanted to see the 2nd part..
View all reviews on Power Rangers

Review Posted on : 8 Apr 2017
Phillauri
(According to Nisha Ks Phillauri is a 5 star movie)
this is a very good and and romantic film in the year of 2017.. anushka sharma is looking too much of pretty in this movie.. the song and musics especially karaoke was good to listen.. he film taking area is very good to see in theater. i wanna see those places in one day.
View all reviews on Phillauri

Review Posted on : 8 Apr 2017
The Boss Baby
(According to Nisha Ks The Boss Baby is a 4 star movie)
there is so much fun in this movie. the animation of the movie is very good to see. but its very sad to know that the movie time is just 97 minutes. and its a best time killer.. but the story line of this movie was slightly confusing.. in my opinion.
View all reviews on The Boss Baby

Review Posted on : 8 Apr 2017
Jagga Jasoos
(According to Nisha Ks Jagga Jasoos is a 4 star movie)
it was really an amazing movie. no words to explain what feel while i am watching this movie. i want to suggest them all to watch this movie as much as possible.katrina kaif acting was so beautiful and realistic in this movie. songs are very good to hear and see.
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Review Posted on : 7 Apr 2017
Junooniyat
(According to Nisha Ks Junooniyat is a 4 star movie)
a very good and interesting movie i ever watch. i just love this movie,, super hit and romantic film. yami gautham u r just rocking.. i am your very big fan.. very good story,, climax is mind blowing,, super dooper film.. very interesting to watch.. nice songs.. everybody should watch this film.
View all reviews on Junooniyat

Review Posted on : 1 Jul 2016
The Hunger Games 2
(According to Nisha Ks The Hunger Games 2 is a 3 star movie)
the hunger games mockingjay is a very good hollywood film... this film tells the real power of women... and very interesting and thriller movie... francis lawrence direction is awesome... but in this movie the army and war scenes are not much interesting... anyways i'm really waiting to watch this film...
View all reviews on The Hunger Games 2

Review Posted on : 29 Nov 2015
Spectre
(According to Nisha Ks Spectre is a 4 star movie)
i am a big big fan of james pond movies... spectre is super duper hollywood movie.. i just only watch the trailer of this movie.. but i really want to see soon.. this movie have lot of tricks... and very interesting to watch... sam mendes direction is always very awesome....
View all reviews on Spectre

Review Posted on : 21 Nov 2015
Prem Ratan Dhan Payo
(According to Nisha Ks Prem Ratan Dhan Payo is a 3 star movie)
prem ratan dhan payo is a very good romantic film... sonam kapoor and salman khan pair i too nice... suraj.r.barjatya is a very good director.. movie teaser is awesome.... i just like to watch this movie songs but didn't like hear the song.. but movie fight scene is really great.. its a family film...
View all reviews on Prem Ratan Dhan Payo

Review Posted on : 16 Nov 2015
Charlie Kay Chakkar Mein
(According to Nisha Ks Charlie Kay Chakkar Mein is a 4 star movie)
charlie kay chakkar mein is a bollywood truth based film... everyone must watch this film.. maneesh srivatsav direction is superb.. this film had a nice story amal sial and manish srivatsav combination is perfect in this film... i really waiting to watch this film.. i saw only the movie teaser..
View all reviews on Charlie Kay Chakkar Mein

Review Posted on : 11 Nov 2015
Yaara Silly Silly
(According to Nisha Ks Yaara Silly Silly is a 3 star movie)
yaara silly silly... this movie has a good story... also a nice romantic film... this film actress really played a heavy role in this film.. subhash seghal direction is always better... but the story is seeing like too much off cinematically... rajeev yogendranath story is not bad.. screenplay is not working properly in this film....
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Review Posted on : 11 Nov 2015
Ranbanka
(According to Nisha Ks Ranbanka is a 2 star movie)
good thriller movie to watch.. aryeman ramsay direction well... ravi krishnan acting is really nice to see... but there is something missing in this film.. fight scenes are not bad.. pooja thakur acting is just to see only.. i more expected in this movie before releasing... but its only a time pass film...
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Review Posted on : 8 Nov 2015
Four Pillars Of Basement
(According to Nisha Ks Four Pillars Of Basement is a 3 star movie)
four pillars of basement is a excellent movie which is by rajan safri.. and this film is written by giresh naik k.. the actors done a very good job in this movie... the fight scenes are also amazing to watch.. alia singh acting is very well.. songs are also good.
View all reviews on Four Pillars Of Basement

Review Posted on : 8 Nov 2015
Main Aur Charles
(According to Nisha Ks Main Aur Charles is a 3 star movie)
good film... and interesting too... watching film is a thrilling experience... prawaal raman direction is nice... randeep acting was nice... and richa chadda too... film shooted places is good to see in screen.. mein aur charles is a film given by prawaal raman... but i cant believe that the film is full of true events..
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Review Posted on : 1 Nov 2015
Once Upon A Time In Bihar
(According to Nisha Ks Once Upon A Time In Bihar is a 2 star movie)
once upon a time in mumbai its only based on politics... direction is good.. ashish vidhyarthi and arti puri acting is good.. deepak singh acting is also good.. bihar is looks like awesome... feeling bad in that real incidents in the year 2003 - 04...background music and movie songs is only good to listen..
View all reviews on Once Upon A Time In Bihar

Review Posted on : 1 Nov 2015
Chinar Daastaan-E-Ishq
(According to Nisha Ks Chinar Daastaan-E-Ishq is a 3 star movie)
chinaar daastaan e ishq was made by sharique minhaj.. kasmir location is really nice and beautiful.... music is nice.... screenplay is well... but i don't lik this film but becoz pf that story of the film...but the film songs is too good... faisal khan acting is good.... thank you ðÿ˜š
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Review Posted on : 25 Oct 2015
Pyar Ka Punchnama 2
(According to Nisha Ks Pyar Ka Punchnama 2 is a 2 star movie)
nice movie.... fantastic story.... par to is better than pyaar ka punchammna... kartic aaryan acts superb in this film... i seen this movie trailer.. i realy want to see this film... nice story... this film is made by love ranjan... fabbulous music... isshita sharma acting i good in the film
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Review Posted on : 23 Oct 2015
Bumper Draw
(According to Nisha Ks Bumper Draw is a 2 star movie)
it is made by a comedy film... nice film... the film has a fantastic acting of rajpal yadav and omkar das.. interesting story of rashid khan.. best direction of irshad khan... realy a good comedy movie... not bad to see... i have not seen the movie.. i only see the trailer of this movie..
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Review Posted on : 23 Oct 2015
Singh Is Bliing
(According to Nisha Ks Singh Is Bliing is a 3 star movie)
nice film... the film which is made by akshay kumar... nice songs and powerful fights... good film to watch... prabhu deva direction is also good... i thought this is the second film... akshay kumar performance is conviction.. nice choreography... punjabi costume is also used in the film... amy jackson is soo beautiful in this film..
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Review Posted on : 23 Oct 2015
Shaandaar
(According to Nisha Ks Shaandaar is a 4 star movie)
awesome movie and song's.... alia bhatt is looking awesome... shahid kapoor is also nice.. super hit film... nice songs.... best comedy... and best film too... i love alia bhatt... she is really very nice.. she is looking very beautiful... i simply love this movie very much for the first time i see.....
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Review Posted on : 23 Oct 2015

Joke Posted By Nisha Ks

More Latest Joke

classroom

the lecturer is taking the class seriously..

one of the student looking towards the window side in the classroom.. the lecturer asks the student.. for what purpose are you coming school??

student: for vidhya sir

lecturee: then why you are looking towards window?

student: vidhya's girlfriend not reached the school yet now

Views : 354    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Jul 2016
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birthday ka tofa

biwi: aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, iss dafa apka kya iraada hai?

shohar: iss saal uss mein current chrone ka iraada hai

Views : 469    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Jul 2016
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is ka kya karen?

robert: bass is gaddar ka kya karen?

ajeet: ise sui chubo kar mar daalo.. pulees samjhegi ki suicide hua hai

Views : 440    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Jul 2016
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pay your tax

income tax officer gives tips to a young lady , you should pay your income tax with smile.

the lady replied, i have tried it thrice but every time they insist on cash or cheque.

Views : 247    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Jul 2016
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time is everything

a guy shows up late for work.. the boss yells u should've been here at 8.30..

the guy replies why?? what happened at 8.30???

Views : 242    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Mar 2016
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u love me

the girl asked to the boy.. are u sure u love me and no one else??

the boy replied.. dead sure i have checked the whole list again yesterday...

Views : 417    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Mar 2016
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american holiday

osama consults a psychic about the date of his death...

psychic: u will die on an american holiday...

osama: which one??

psychic: anyday you die shall be an american holiday..

Views : 204    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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laloo and bush

bush: tujhe swimming aata hai???

laloo: no..

bush: tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai..

laloo: tujhe aati hai??

bush: haan...

laloo: fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai...

Views : 306    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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a frog telephoned

a frog telephoned the psychic hot line and was told... u are going to meet a beautiful young women who will want to know everything about u....

the frog said... that's great... will i meet her at a party or what???

no... said the pscychic next term in her biology class...

Views : 181    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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night clubs

one friend is telling to another friend.... always i have seen u have taken ur wife only night clubs... why???

the friend replied.... by the times she gets ready no other places are open....

Views : 221    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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no disc

santa: kal movie dekhi usme na koi scene tha na koi awaaz...

banta: naam kya tha film ka...

santa: no disc...

Views : 355    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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gadha ki kami thi

busme bahut bhidthi...

ek aadmi ne bus mein ghuste hue kaha: lagta hai bus mein janvar bhara hai...

bus mein aadmi haste hue kaha: yaha sabhi tarah ke janvar yaha hai sirf ek gadhe ki kami thi...

Views : 329    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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long celebration

wife: woh admi jo drink kar raha hai usko maine lo saal pehle shaadi ke liye inkaar kia tha... dekho who aas tak sharab pee raha hai...

husband: wow... itni lambi celebration...

Views : 316    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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i am going

santa: i am going ka matlab batao...

banta: main ja raha hoon..

santa: main nahi jane dunga pehle matlab....

Views : 259    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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kabristan

mohan and sihan were sitting in a kabristan and were talking..

mohan: dekho murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sota hai...

sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: kyun na soye yen jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

Views : 288    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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when is the marriage

once a friend telling to his another friend u know me and my girlfriend is going to marry soon...

his friend become happy and told... that's good when will u marry...

the friend replied... she will marry on 2nd january and i will on 24th feb....

Views : 213    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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which bee bite u

lady: one of ur bees just stung me... i want u to something about it...

beekeeper: certainly madam.. just show me which bee it was and i'll have a punishment...

Views : 218    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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first real fight

after 3 years me and my wife had our first real fight last night...

i called my dad for advice on how to fix things...

he told me to apologize and admit i was wrong...

i was really looking for advice on how to dispose of the body....

Views : 164    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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janwar hai usko kya pata

a sardarji goes to jurassic park...

when the dinosaur start approaching he is cowering in his seat...

when his friend ask him... kyon sardarji kya baat hai??? dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai....

sardarji replies... aadmi hoon aur akkal hai patna hi ki cinema hai lekin woh to janwar hai...

Views : 297    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Dec 2015
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hutch network is following me

one day a dog was running behind a santa .....
but santa was laughing..
banta asked why u are so happy???
he said... i have an airtel mobile with me... but still hutch network is following me...

Views : 194    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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sardarji with choice

once a sardarji was going to office...

on the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt...

next day he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed array as to choice hai..

Views : 183    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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banta at court

judge: u are charged with throwing ur mother in law out of ur fourth story window...

banta: i did it without thinking... ur honor...

judge: that's no excuse... don't u see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time...

Views : 211    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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santa in kitchen

sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox sees inside and closes it...

his wife observes the whole episode.... again he comes and does the same stuff...


wife asks... why r u doing this??

sardar replies... doctor told me to check sugar level regularly...

Views : 176    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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smile please

sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function...

suddenly all relatives beat him..

why??

he said.... smile please...

Views : 175    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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parking for 2 wheelers only

santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto...
banta asks: why are u removing a wheel from auto??

santa: cant u read parking for 2 wheelers only...

Views : 212    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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expelled for poor eyesight

a middle aged man was walking down the street... he saw a business acquaintance looking downcast...

jim is everything okay?? he asked...

not it is not... my son was expelled from college because of his poor eyesight....

the man was shocked and replied how could they expel ur son for his eyesight???

jim answered.. he mistook his dean of women for one of the co eds



Views : 170    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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no way jose

first soldier: pass me the chocolate pudding would u???

second soldier: no way jose..

first soldier: why not???

second soldier: it is against regulation to help another soldier to desserts. ...

Views : 152    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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hunga pratful

hunga: praful alphabet matlab..

pratful: alphabet hansa... local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai???

hunga: alpha beth seat pe... alpha beth toh teh alphabet...

Views : 171    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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a perfect gift for birthday

a husband and wife were shopping at a mall..

after some shopping the wife said ... darling it my mother's birthday tomorrow... what shall we buy for her??? she would like some electric...

the husband replied how about a electric chair???

Views : 241    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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cold coffee

a boyfriend takes his girlfriend on a date... they went to a coffe shop and they ordered coffee...

the boy told to his girlfriend drink quickly before it get cold...

girlfriend asked with surprise why????

the boy replied don't u see.. hot coffee is for 5 dollars and cold coffee for 10 dollars...

Views : 335    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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sandal nikalu kya

boy: jaan e man... ees dil me aaja ma??

girl: sandal nikalu kya??

boy: pagli.. yeh mandir nahi... aise hi aaja..

Views : 303    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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cant feel my legs

a man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries doc.. doc... i cant feel my legs..

well ofcourse u cant silly... replies the doc... i've cut off both of ur arms....

Views : 231    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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Mrs banta singh habit

mrs banta singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone... sometimes going on over an hour...

one day he hung up after 25mns..

what is the matter today? asked her husband. .. today u have less than half an hour conversation on the phone...

i got a wrong number... replied mrs banta singh....

Views : 217    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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u dont know my father

teacher: tumhare papa 500rs loan latenai.. 10 percent interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai.. batao kitne paisa vapid karenga???

bania'sson: much bhi nahi..

teacher: tum maths nahi jante...

bania's son: main toh maths janta hoon par aap mere papa ko nahi jante...

Views : 206    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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insane talks

angry pagal: oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita... dunga mita... dunga mita...

dusra pagal standing besides said: mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga..

Views : 302    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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jab gabbar paida hua

jab gubber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3 to 4 thappad lagaye...

gabbar father: kya baat ho gayi???

mother: kambaknt paidahote hi pooch raha tha kitne aadmi they...

Views : 273    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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sharam aani chahiye

jeeto: sharam aani chahiye tumhare banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain..

santa: sorry... par tumhe kaise pata chala??

jeeto: kal banta aaya tha usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha

Views : 235    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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cows dont fly

santa was walking along when he looked upto observe a bird flying overhead... suddenly the bird dropped a load when it directly over him...
the santa says good thing that cows don't fly....

Views : 142    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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hand grenede

what do u do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at u??

pull the pin and throw it back...

what do u do when a sardar throws a pin at u??

run like crazy because he is got a hand grenede in the mouth...

Views : 155    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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santa and banta jungle mein

santa and banta jungle mein saame aaya sher...

banta be sher ki aakhon main mathi phenki aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhasgne ko kahaa..

santa: main kyun bhaagu mathi to tune phenki tha...

Views : 273    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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bewakuf banaya

sardar ko dost ne khane pe bhulaya ghar pe tala laga hua tha aur likha hua tha bewakuf banaya..

sardar ne hoshyari dikhayi niche likh diya hum yahan aye hi nahi tha...

Views : 259    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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satdarji's family

a sardar learning english and introduces his family in the party:

hi.. i'm sardar..
this is my wife sardarni..

he is my kid and she is my kidney...

Views : 131    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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STD I SD LOCAL

santa went to a std.. isd pco and slapped the operator twice...
guess why


because there it was written number dial karne se pehle do lagale...

Views : 120    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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application form for job

santa was filling up an application form for an job..
he promply filled the column s titled name... age... address etc...
then he came to the column salary expected..
he was not sure as to what to be filled there...
after much thought he wrote ... yes...

Views : 135    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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crocodile bootsac

santa proposes to a women ..

she says... yes if u bring me a pair of crocodile boots ..

he gets off the africa and disappears..

finally a search is being made they find him hunting crocodile and watch him killing a huge one...

he walks over the repitle checks its legs and angirily exclaims
71st and again bare feet...

Views : 138    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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brain check up

while having a brain check up..

doctor: i regret to tell u that u have a brain tumour..

santa... yes... jumps a joy..

doctor: did u understand what i just told u??

santa: yes... ofcourse... do u think i'm dumb??

doctor: then why are u so happy???

santa: because that proves that i have a brain...

Views : 137    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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r u a foreigner

after
eturning back from a foreign trip santa asked his wife do i look like a foreigner??

wife... no why???

sardar: in london a lady asked me r u a foreigner...

Views : 327    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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weather forecast

once santa was walking and had a glove on the head and not an other so the man asked him why did he do so...

he replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot..


Views : 133    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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santa during diwali

santa talking during diwali...

santa: jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dekhai deti hai phir awaz aya kyon??

banta: kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche...

Views : 128    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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bus accident

one day a bus get an accident which were they filled with some sardarjis..

the one of the sardarji starts to cry loudly saying i have lost my hand...

after the accident one of the sardarji say to him why are u crying control urself... don't cry ... see that man has lost his head but he hadn't utter even a single word ... how silent he is...

Views : 143    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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direct to the sun

two sardarji's both student of iit kanpur were talking about the american astronauts....

one said to the other.. what is the big deal about going to the moon... anybody can go to the moon... we are sardars we will go direct to the sun...

but if we get within 13 million miles from the sun... we will melt..

and the first answered... so what... we will go at night...

Views : 133    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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tumhe nahi pata

santa and banta were in conversation on the beach...

santa: praaji isse beach kyo kaheete hai??

banta: tumhe nahi pata..

santa: nahi pata

banta: woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beach mein hai isliye issai beach kahete hai..

Views : 138    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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santa COMMITing suicide

santa trying to COMMIT suicide on the railway track and he takes along some wine and chicken within..

somebody stops him and asks kya hai... ye sab kyon leke baithe ho??

santa replies... saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun...

Views : 142    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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husband want to know the secret

a man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before...

you'll get ur chance in court said the police officer...

no.. no.. no... said the man.. i want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife... i've been trying for years...

Views : 141    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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signed all the cheques

santa lost his cheque book .... he approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it...

manager: you should have taken care as anyone can sign ur cheque book on ur behalf and empty ur deposits..

santa: how can others sign?? i am not a fool... i have an already signed all the cheques...


Views : 129    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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sardar had twins

sardar had twins he named them tin and martin...

again had twins and he named them peter and repeater...

again twins he named them max and climax...

again the same... disgusted sardar named them tired and retired....

Views : 148    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Dec 2015
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lose weight

the doctor told a dumb blonde that if she ran 8km a day for 300 days she would lost 34 kgs...

at the end of 300 days the blonde called the doctor to report she had lost the weight but she had a problem..
what's the problem?? asked the doctor..

i'm 2400 km from house...

Views : 119    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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chuha marne kidawa

ek samay do bahut milne wale dost ranta thay... lekin ek dinak dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal pooche laga..

police: tumhara dost kaise mara??

sardar: pata nahi sahab woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di...

Views : 320    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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sorry for that

ek angrez ek gawn mein ja raha tha ke raaste mein achanak ek aurat se takra gaya..

aur usne aurat se mafi magne ki soch karti..

angrez: sorry for that...

aurat: sola ek toh takrata hai aur upar se bolta hai saree phar de..

Views : 278    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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fun in hospital

peter called his doctor's office for an appointment..
i'm sorry said the receptionist... we cant fit u in for at least 2 weeks ...

peter said but i could be dead by then..

receptionist replied... no problem.. if ur wife lets us know we will cancel the appointment...

Views : 126    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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beautiful red underwear

teacher to pappu: write ur best friend's name in english..
pappu wrote: beautiful red underwear..
teacher: what??
pappu: his name is sundhar lal chaadha..

Views : 435    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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ritu bomb hai

ek baar ek terrorist ne ritu ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya..

log chillaye: ritu bomb hai... ritu bomb hai...

ritu sambhal kar boli: dhatt teri ki woh toh mein jawani mein thi.. ab nahi rahi...

Views : 362    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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telephone directory

santa
eturns book to library bangs it on table and says what a shit??

santa: i read the whole book for many character no story at all??

librarian: so u are the who took the telephone directory...

Views : 120    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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girlfriend hogi teri

santa apni sister ke saath bikepe ja raha tha..

boy: oh paaji girlfriend ke saath kana ja rahe ho..

santa: oye... girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai...

Views : 329    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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yar meri biwi panise bohat darti hai

santa: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai..

banta: acha wo kaise??

santa: yar kai mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub me bhi security guard ke saath bethi thi...

Views : 273    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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my dog

teacher: pappu ur composition of my dog is exactly the same as ur brother's... did u copy this??

pappu: no teacher.. it is the same dog... we both wrote on...

Views : 333    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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shadi nahi kar sakta

boyfriend to girlfriend: darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrane hai...

girlfriend: tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai??

boyfriend: ek biwi aur 3 bache

Views : 357    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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sardar's order

sardar at bar in new york...

man on his right says jhonny walker single..

man on his left says peter scotch single

santa says: santa singh married...

Views : 120    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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what are u searching for

one man was searching for something in his safe for hours...

wife: what are u searching for??

husband: i give up.. i was searching for our marriage papers..

wife: but why??

husband: i was searching for the expiry dates...

Views : 208    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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learning tense

once the teacher was teaching tenses..

pappu: miss... what will be the present tense of samsung?

teacher: i don't know

pappu: that's very simple.. if samsung is past than samsing will be the present...

Views : 269    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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bahana nahi chahiye

santa: mere podho ko pani de ramu

ramu: sir barish gir nahi hai..

santa: bahana nahi chahiae chata leka ja..

Views : 331    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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water everywhere

irritated tenant to the land lord.. look the rain its simply pouring through the roof of my bedroom..

landlord replies... just as our contract says running water in every room..


Views : 170    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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how i spell it

teacher: pappu how do u spell crocodile??

pappu: krokodail

teacher: no that's wrong..

pappu: maybe that's wrong but you asked me how i spell it..

Views : 302    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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a sardar went to toilet ten times

a sardarji went to toilet ten times within half an hour..

somebody asked sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya??

satdar: hai to sahi par khul nahin rahi...

Views : 342    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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2 sardar jees going fishing

there were 2 sardar jees going for fishing.. one of the sardar jee notices a boy drowning... he looks up to the sky and says hey raba please protect the small boy...

the other sardar jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy..

when the sardar jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him..

the sardar jee asks nervously...oh jee hoya??

the man who was the producer replies tu meri shooting kurab further..

Views : 247    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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politicians brain

a man walks into a scientist's lab looking to buy a new brain.. he asks the scientist how much the brain cost..

the scientist says.. well first we have a normal human being it costs 1000 dollars... next we have a scientists brain it costs 5000 dollars.. and then we come to a politician's brain it cost 10000 dollars..

how come the politicians brain costs so much?? asks the men..

the scientist replies.. because its never been used...

Views : 180    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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black baby

ek gora aadmi jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha..

tabi woh apni patni ke pass jata hai aur poocha hai.. yaar main bhi for tha tum bhi gora thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya..

aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya.. darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jai gaya hoga..

Views : 325    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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keyboard alphabets

sardar joined new job.. first day he worked till late evening on the computer..

boss was happy and asked why you did till evening??

sardar: keyboard alphabets were not in order.. so i made it alright ..

Views : 140    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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inside or outside

mr inside lives with mrs outside..

inside went outside leaving outside inside..

outside standing inside called inside to come outside...

but inside staying outside called outside to come outside..

so outside came inside and inside went outside...

oh no... where is ur mind now??
inside or outside??



Views : 148    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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wife vs husband

a couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word with each other.. an earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position...

as they passed a barnyard of mules.. goats and pigs... the husband asked sarcastically relatives of urs??

yep.. the wife replied in laws...

Views : 268    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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bitten by wampire

patient: doctor.. i think that i have bitten by a vampire..

doctor: drink this glass of water.

patient: will it make me better?

doctor: no but i will be able to see if ur neck leaks...

Views : 171    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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who is superman

jenny: robin do u know who is a superman?

robin: yes.. i know..

jenny: who?

robin: the one who wears his red underwear over his pants..

Views : 150    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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blonde one liners

why does a blonde keep empty bear bottles in her fridge?

there are for who those who don't drink...

how do u keep the blonde busy?

you give her a bottle of shampoo that says: lather.. rinse... and repeat..

how did u confuse a blonde?

you don't they are born the way..

how did the blonde lip toe past the medicine cabinet?

so they couldn't wake up the sleeping pills

Views : 150    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Dec 2015
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railway accident

once a young man was asked in a interview: did u ever meet any railway accident??

the man replied: yes.. once the train was going through a long tunnel i have kissed the father instead of his daughter...

Views : 140    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Dec 2015
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my wife dont like it

a policed asked to a thief why u went to stole same rack 3 times in a store??

the thief replied i stole one dress for my wife and i came to change i twice...

Views : 218    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Dec 2015
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deadbody cycling

during an english lesson the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him..

teacher: pappu join these two sentences together.. i was cycling to a school.. i saw a dead body..

pappu: thinking for a while i saw a dead body cycling to a school...

Views : 280    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Dec 2015
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bada kab ho jaunga

beta papa se: papa mein itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochery ghar se bahar ja sakoo...


papa thandi saans late hue: beta itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon...

Views : 336    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Dec 2015
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daily newspaper

a wife says to her husband one weekend morning we've got such a clever dog he brings in the daily newspaper every morning....

her husband replies well lots of dogs can do this...


his wife responded but we've never subscribed to any...


Views : 195    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Dec 2015
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graying hair

customer asked to the shop keeper what do u have for graying hair???

the shop keeper replied nothing but the highest respect sir..

Views : 156    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Dec 2015
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misleading notices

banta singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area...

the judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence...

they should not put up such misleading notices said banta singh..

it said fine for parking here...


Views : 160    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Dec 2015
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archeologist husband is best

two girls talking about their future husband ... one is telling that she will marry an archeologist... second girl asked why??

she told... archeologist is the best husband any women can have.. the older she gets the more interested he is in her...


Views : 200    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Nov 2015
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at hospital

at the hospital looking through the window at the newly arrived babies..

father says.... kitche kitche koo...

look she smiled... isn't she adorable ???

his friend says.. but ur kid didn't smile..

the father replies... i was talking about nurse..

Views : 223    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2015
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ching chou mou cho

a chinese was in hospital..

an indian went to meet him... chinese said... ching chou mou cho & died..

indian went to china to know the meaning.. it was.. kutte oxygen ke pipe se per utha..

Views : 220    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2015
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saas ki pitai

naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ke teen auraten ap ke saas ko peet rahi hai...

malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

naukrani ne poocha aap madad karne nahi jayengi??


malkin: nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai..

Views : 360    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2015
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this is not fair

teacher asked to a student... rony if 2&2 makes four how is 4&4??

student replied.. this is not fair teacher.. you always do easy ones and leave the hard ones for me..

Views : 99    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 16 Nov 2015
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baal nahi hai

3 auratein party mein jane ke liye sareeyan select karti hai

pehli aurat: .mere pati ke kale baal hai isliye mein toh kali saree pahan kar jaungi...

dusri aurat: mere pati ke safeid baalhai to mein white saree pahan kar jaungi..

tisri aurat boli: mere pati ke baal hi nahi hai toh kya mein aisa hi jaungi..


Views : 273    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 11 Nov 2015
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begum wife

two married friends rahul and rohan talking on the topic of the married women...

rahul: wife ko begum kyun kehte hai???

rohan: kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai...

Views : 235    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Nov 2015
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girlfriend hogi teri

santa apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha...

boy: oh.. paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho..

santa: oye... girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai...

Views : 285    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Nov 2015
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tricky conversation

young son: is it true dad.. i heard that in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife untill he marries her??

dad: that happens in most countries son..

Views : 229    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Nov 2015
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please excuse me

one fine day.... a girl proposed to a boy for marriage and the boy denied simply saying that.. in our family we marry only our relatives...

my mom married my dad .. my brother married my bhabhi... my uncle married my aunt and so on..

so please excuse me..

Views : 415    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Nov 2015
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paying the fine money

a pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes..

the judge said..mr.banks you are hereby fined rs.2500

the lawyer stood up and said.. thanks my lord.. however my client only has 1500rs on him at this time.. but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd he will gather all the required fine..


Views : 130    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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under18 not allowed

a number twelve walks into a bar and asks a barman for a pint of beer..

sorry i cant serve u... states the barman..

why not?? asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice..

you ate under 18... replies the barman..

Views : 135    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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romantic comment

wife standing in front if a mirror and telling to her husband.. i am fat.. old.. wrinkled and no longer pretty.. will u still give me a romantic compliment??

husband replied.. your eyesight is still excellent..


Views : 376    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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no more pills

a patient asked to the doctor: if i take these little green pills exactly as u suggested will i get better??

doctor replied.. certainly i put it this way no one has ever come back for more of these pills again..

Views : 245    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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i am a proud man

santa: i am a proud man. my son i in medical college..

banta: really. wat is he studying??

santa: no.. he is not studying.. they are studying him..




Views : 310    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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kya du

sardar: yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai.. kya du??

2nd: gold ring de de..

1st: koi badi cheez bata..

2nd: m.r.f ka tyre de de..

Views : 290    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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mayavati came to lalu's house

mayavati came to lalu's house with a goat..

lalu: bhaiswa ko kyun lahi ho??

maya: dikhta nahi.. goatwa hai..

lalu: hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu..

Views : 249    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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sardar being disturbed

sardar to his friends: for the past one week a girl is disturbing me.

i don't know how she got my number.. she interrupts when i call some one and says..

please recharge ur balance soon...

Views : 97    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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football show

laloo to his p.a: itne killadi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai??

p.a: goal kar ne keliye..

laloo: susra.. ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge..

Views : 252    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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banana peel

customer: how much is that banana??

salesperson: 60rs

customer: can u sell it to me for 25rs??

salesperson: at that rate u will only get the banana peel..

customer: ok.. i will buy the banana for 35rs.. but u can keep the peel..

Views : 121    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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father's business

teacher asked to the student: what is ur father doing??

student replied: furniture sale business..

the teacher asked again: how is ur father business going on??

student answered: very well.. we have now only our bed at home..

Views : 104    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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do girls make loud signal??

guide: i welcome you all to the niagara falls. these are the world's largest falls.. and the sound intensity of the waterfalls is so high sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cannot be heard.. now may i request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the niagara falls..


Views : 126    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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ideal match

santa: why didn't u marry??

banta: i was searching for an ideal match..

santa: so.. u didn't find an ideal girl??

banta: i found one..

santa: then??

banta: she was also searching for an ideal match.

Views : 242    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Nov 2015
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dance party

boy to girl at a dance party: kya tum mere sath dance karogi??

girl reply: mein bacche ke saath dance nahi karti..

boy: sorry.. mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho..

Views : 322    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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love never dies

2 lovers plan to sucide...

boy jumped first.. girl closed her eyes and
eturn back saying.. love is blind..

boy in air opened his parachute saying.. love never dies..

Views : 318    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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bhakt ka quzaris

bhakt: meri shaadi aishwarya se kara do..

bhagwan: uski ek saree one lakh ki hai.. tu kharcha kar payega..

bhakt: koi upay bhagwan..

bhagwan: mallika sherawt..

Views : 357    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?

bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai??

jab koi ladki shaadi se pehla pregnant hoti hai, aur uski maa bole: hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya??

Views : 295    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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consider as a god

santa: people consider me as a god..

banta: how do u know??

santa: when i went to the park today, everybody said.. oh god.. u have came again..

Views : 232    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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Santa complaining

santa complained to his friend about his wife..

my wife never agrees with anything i say... and we have been married for 6 years..
said santa..

his wife intervened and says.. not six years we have been married for seven years...

Views : 245    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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Tarzan's wear...

what did tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah?



wow...
new underwear....


Views : 248    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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sharam aani chahiye

jeeto: sharam aani chahiye.. tumhare banta ki bibo ke saath sambandh hain....

santa: sorry..par tumhe kaise pata chala?

jeeto: kal banta aaye tha, usme tumhara underwear pehra hua tha..

Views : 257    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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I'll have a scotch and soda..

santa singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving..

just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery...

the judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted
order... order...

santa responded immediately.. thank u your honour.. i'll have a scotch and soda...

Views : 238    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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sher..

santa: tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya jata hai??

banta: hota toh sher hi hoon par durga sawar ho jaati hai...

Views : 287    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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timing is everything

a guy shows up late for work, the box yells you should have been here at 8.30.


the guy replies, why? what happened at 8.30??

Views : 100    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Nov 2015
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how i learned English

once a peon of an office trying to speak in english to a guest. then the guest appreciate him and told, from where u have learned to talk english?

the peon replied, i have learned u understand? from our md.. i love u from the tv and good morning from our receptionist madam..

Views : 96    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Nov 2015
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long back

long back..
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forget his family,
forget his food,
forget laughter were called saints



it professionals and logistic professionals..

Views : 92    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Nov 2015
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bahar wali ghatna

employee: sir app meri salary bada dijiye. meri shadi ki gayi hai..

boss: factory ke bahar hone wale durghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahi hoti..

Views : 219    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Nov 2015
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difference

a man went to face an interviewer.. board of directors asked him, tell the difference between complete and finish...


the man replied, i am clarifying with the example when u marry a right person you are complete and when u marry the wrong person u are finish...

Views : 96    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Nov 2015
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pay your tax

income tax officer gave tips to a young lady , you should pay ur income tax with smile..


the lady replied, i have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque..


Views : 92    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Nov 2015
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heavy letter

post master in a post office told to a women, you have to put another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy...


the women replied, how would an extra stamp make it lighter?

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confession

dying husband to wife: i have something to tell u dear...

wife: don't speak just have some rest...

husband: no i must confess.. i had relationship with ur sister and ur best friend..

wife: shh.. i know i know.. that's why i poisoned u


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why cant u be lik that?

pinku tells her husband, pappu , that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. every morning when he leaves the house he kisses her goodbye and every evening he comes home he brings her a dozen roses..

now, why can't you do that?

gosh.. pappu says why i hardly know the girl?

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aayenge akhbaar mein

once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office..

wife: chalo na car mein kahin ghumne challe hai, aur car me drive karengi

husband: agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein aayenge akhbaar mein..

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kab tak khaoge..

shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha..

kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

pathan: mein toh khud kha kha ke dukhi hoon, per kya karon card mein likha tha dinner 7pm to 10pm..

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the meaning of dreams

a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. after she woke up, she told her husband, i just dreamed that u gave me a pearl necklace for valentines day what u think it means??

you will know tonight, he said

that evening, the man came home with a small package and give it to his wife. delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled... the meaning of dream..

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pretty ugly

marie: john says, i'm pretty and andy says i'm ugly.. what do u think peter?

peter: i think u r pretty ugly..

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nothing sir..

head master: i've had complaints about u.. from all the teachers.. wat have u been doing??

student: nothing sir

head master: exactly..

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first day

mother: did u enjoy ur first day at school??

girl: first day?? do u mean i have to go back tomorrow??

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next please..

patient: doctor!! u have to help me!! nobody ever listens to me.. no one ever pays any attention to wat i hav to say..

doctor: next please

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ramu gardaner

a girl dialled her own number from her boyfriend's cell too see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie..

she was shocked to see



ramu gardaner

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School kyun aatey ho??

teacher: tum school kyun aatey ho??

student: vidya ke liye sir!!

teacher: phir tum class mein soo kyu rahe ho??

student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!

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Do aankhe battis daante...

saas: khuda be tumhe do aankhle di hai, chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti kya?

bahu: khuda me tumhe battis daante diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!

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where u get this mummy??

son: daddy, have u ever been to egypt??

daddy: no,why do u ask that?

son: well, where did u get this mummy then???

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bivi aur gadi mey kya faraq hey?

ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola: bivi aur gadi mey kya faraq hey?

doosra aadmi bola: ek bigarti hai to band ho jati hai...
doosari bigarti hai to shuroo ho jati hai..

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ek bahut bhadra rahasya

tawa pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai??

socho!!

nahi soch paye ? thik hai jawaf chaha hoto...

khud baith ke dekh lo tawae par,
pata jal jayega...


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Ad for a good cook

hotel management gave advertisement for a good cook to recruit.. one cook has sent one application as follows:



dear sir, iam a good cooker. if u appoint me, i am sure i will be able to cook you. when i was working earlier in a hotel i cooked them all....

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Do u love me?

girl: suno, are u sure u love me and no one else?
boy: dead sure!! i checked the whole list again yesterday!!
girl: kya???:to mere saare love letters wapas kardo...


boy: is me se jo jo tum haray hain nikal lo!!!

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Santa goes TV shopping

santa singh goes to a tv shop and asks ,
aap ke pass colorbtv hai kya??
haan replied the shop owner



santa says, ek hara vala dena

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techer + students

teacher: students, what does the chicken give you??
students: meat
teacher: very good.. now what does the pig give you???
students: bacon
teacher: great... and what does the fat cow give u??
students: home work

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how should u describe me????

wife: how should you described me?
husband: abcdefghijk
wife: what does that mean?
husband: adorable.. beautiful... cute.... delightful... elegant.. fashionable.. gorgeous... hot
wife: aww... thank you... wat about ijk?
husband: i'm just kidding..

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wife rights

wife: i look fat can you give me a compliment?



husband: you have a perfect eye sight....

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DON'T WORRY

berlusconi 71 years old has a
girlfriend 18 years old...
bill gates 57 years old has a
girlfriend 24 years old....
mara dona 52 years old has a
girlfriend 21 years old..







moral:
don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend ,
urs probably is not born yet....

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my campus selection

a b tech student took his girlfriend to his home after completing his b tech
father asked who is she.....
son replied






my campus selection






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application form for girls

urgent girlfriend needed......


qualification- must be the only daughter of a petrol pump owner......

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height of surprise

a boy after spending great time with gf
saw a guys photo in her bag...
asked if he is ur x-bf??
gf kissed him and said that's me before surgery...

Views : 81    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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zip zop santa

santa: tumhare biwi ka kya naam hei?
banta: google kaur..
santa: yei kaisa naam hai?
banta: yaar main jaha bhi hota hoon, wo muhje dhoonth hi leti hei!;!!!

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mmeemooory carddd

santa: muhje mobile me mp3 songs dalwane hei
moblie shop wala: memory card hei kya??
santa: nahi memory card nahi hei, raashon card chalega?

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egooo

boy: tune dekha us ladki mein itna attitude hai
girl: attitude ke spelling bata
boy: nahi attitude nahi,,, ego bahut haii...

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zoooper hero

boy: i wanna be a super hero guess my name....
girl: superman... ironman
boy: no.. its yourman.....

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doggy cat....

i dressed my dog up as a cat for halloween. now he can't come when i call him....

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todays fact

somebody asked a college student...

u r good looking and handsome the why u don't have girlfriend??

i don't need a girlfriend
my studies irritates me every day
that's enough......

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eeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

he: *typing*......

she: relply..... i already have a boyfriend.... don't type....

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kind hearted boys

no girl can reject this....
boys are more kind than girls...
do u know y???
because girls never help unknown boys...
but boys always help unknown girls....

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upvass new style

upvas in new style...
living one day without
mobile
facebook
electricity
internet
whatsapp
tv.......
ye upvas kar ke dekho
bhagwan dharti par ake kahenge
bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya......


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heeee

why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false.....................
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girls look beautiful because of
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boys have good imagination


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engineering jokes

1 hour on the pc seems like 1 min...................................
1 min while doing studies seems like 1 hour........
.


Views : 149    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Oct 2015
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cat vs elephant

cat : how old are u?
elephant : 5 yrs
cat: u look big
elephant: i am a complain boy
cat: i am 20 years old
elephant: but u look small
cat: ponds miracle

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