All Husband Wife Jokes

Frozen Windows

during a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the windows frozen”.
husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
after a while husband received a message again “no way, the computer is completely spoilt now”! -
Posted by Santosh Sonare
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The Station Master

a lady was running to catch a train to bangalore. she reached the station and was searching for the train.

passenger: (asked to the station master) sir, is this my train?
station master: no madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train.
passenger: (annoyed) that’s a good joke. don’t act too smart. what i meant was, can i take this train to bangalore?
station master: no ma’am, you cannot! this train is so big and you can’t take it.
passenger: its really funny! now say me, will this train take me to bangalore?
station master: no ma’am. the train can’t take you. the train driver will drive it to bangalore!
Posted by Santosh Sonare
266 Viewed this Joke

Romantic Comment

wife standing in front if a mirror and telling to her husband.. i am fat.. old.. wrinkled and no longer pretty.. will u still give me a romantic compliment??

husband replied.. your eyesight is still excellent..
Posted by Zen Zin
376 Viewed this Joke

3 Movie Tickets

husband: today is sunday &
i have to enjoy it.

so i bought 3 movie tickets.

wife: why three?

husband: 1 for u and 2 for ur parents.
Posted by Jith S-
345 Viewed this Joke

Husband - Wife

wife: if i removed da cook & make da food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?



husband: i don't hav 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount
Posted by Rahul Pathak
322 Viewed this Joke

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