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Wife Is Great

man on his death bed confesses 2 his wife-i had an affair with ur sister, ur best frd & the maid.

wife : i know darling. now relax & let the poison work
Posted by Rahul Pathak
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Husband - Wife

wife : look a thief has entered our kitchen



n he is eating d cake prepared by me



husband: whom should i cal



now police or ambulance
Posted by Rahul Pathak
285 Viewed this Joke

Husband - Wife

a small argument betwn a couple turns violent.



angry husband: do not let d animal in me cum out.



wife: who is scared of a mouse!
Posted by Rahul Pathak
170 Viewed this Joke

Husband - Wife

husband: i am going out for five days!



wife: ok but don-t surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u-ll be surprised.
Posted by Rahul Pathak
174 Viewed this Joke

Husband - Wife

husband:

you know,

wife, our son got his brain from me.

wife: i think he did ,

i still got mine with me!
Posted by Rahul Pathak
175 Viewed this Joke
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