husband : dear if i die, would you re marry?
wife : no honey, i would stay with my sister.
but if i would die, would you remarry ?
husband : no. i would also stay with your sister.
husband and wife had a fight.
wife called mom : he fought with me again,
i am coming to you.
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mom : no beta, he must pay for his mistake,
i am comming to stay with u!
the two golden rules of happy marriage
1. wife is always right.
2-when you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
boys by the way this rules also applied on girlfriend.
