Mosquito Types

wife: wht r u doing?
husband: killing mosquitoes?
wife: how many did u kill?
husband: total 5. two females, 3 males.
wife: how do u know their genders?
husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer

Confession

dying husband to wife: i have something to tell u dear...

wife: don't speak just have some rest...

husband: no i must confess.. i had relationship with ur sister and ur best friend..

wife: shh.. i know i know.. that's why i poisoned u

Why Cant U Be Lik That?

pinku tells her husband, pappu , that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. every morning when he leaves the house he kisses her goodbye and every evening he comes home he brings her a dozen roses..

now, why can't you do that?

gosh.. pappu says why i hardly know the girl?

The Meaning Of Dreams

a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. after she woke up, she told her husband, i just dreamed that u gave me a pearl necklace for valentines day what u think it means??

you will know tonight, he said

that evening, the man came home with a small package and give it to his wife. delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled... the meaning of dream..

Wife Wish 2 Be A Newspaper

wife: i wish i was a newspaper
so i would be in ur hands all day.

husband: i too wish that u were
a newspapers so i could have
a new one everyday.