How Should U Describe Me????

wife: how should you described me?
husband: abcdefghijk
wife: what does that mean?
husband: adorable.. beautiful... cute.... delightful... elegant.. fashionable.. gorgeous... hot
wife: aww... thank you... wat about ijk?
husband: i'm just kidding..

Wife Rights

wife: i look fat can you give me a compliment?



husband: you have a perfect eye sight....

Husband - Wife

wife:what is 10 years with me..
husband:a second.

wife:what is $1000 for me..
husband:a coin.

wife: ok give me a coin.
husband:wait a second

Husband - Wife

wife:what will you give me if i successfully climb & reach the top of the great mt.everest..





husband: a gentle push..

Husband Wife

a husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. the husband puts, mypenis, and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, error. not long enough.