husband: my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!
emergency operator: is this her first child?
husband: no, you idiot! this is her husband!
Posted by Veeranna Civics
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wiife: your friend is marrying a wrong girl, stop him.
husband: why should i.. did he stop me..
Posted by Ankit Upadhyay
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wife: i hate da beggar who came yesterday!
husband: y?
wife: i gave him food yesterday n 2day he gifted me book how 2 cook!!
Posted by Rahul Pandit
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wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
i do not know what to do?
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husband : keep it in his books. i know he will never touch them…
Posted by Ankit Upadhyay
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husband went to abroad for 15 days.
wife: darling its 15 days now. when will u come back.. i am half-dead.
husband: half-dead! ok then i will come after 15 days.
Posted by Rahul Pandit
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