a lady was running to catch a train to bangalore. she reached the station and was searching for the train.

passenger: (asked to the station master) sir, is this my train?
station master: no madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train.
passenger: (annoyed) that’s a good joke. don’t act too smart. what i meant was, can i take this train to bangalore?
station master: no ma’am, you cannot! this train is so big and you can’t take it.
passenger: its really funny! now say me, will this train take me to bangalore?
station master: no ma’am. the train can’t take you. the train driver will drive it to bangalore!