All Husband Wife Jokes

Husband And Wife Talking On Phone.

wife : what are you doing?
husband : killing mosquitoes..
wife : how many did you kill till now?
husband : total 5... 2 females and 3 males
wife : how do you know their genders?
husband : 2 are near mirror and 3 are near beer
Posted by Surya Narayana
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Frustrated Husband.

a frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
Posted by Surya Narayana
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Husband Wie

t is said that husband is the head of d family,
but
remember that wife is d neck of d family.
& the neck can turn the head exactly d way she wants.
Posted by Sai Krish
238 Viewed this Joke

Silly Funny

wife: u promised me u ll never drink
but nw y?
huband: dear diwali is coming childerns need bottles to crack rockets
Posted by Divya Shree P
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My Husband Is Bald

four women living in the neighborhood were invited to a party. they were discussing about the dress they would wear for the party. they finally decided to choose the color that matches with the hair color of their husband.
the first woman told, ‘i will go with red as my husband colored his hair red’
the second woman said, ‘i always prefer black as my husband’s hair color is naturally black!’
the third woman told, ‘yeah, then i do prefer to go with yellow dress as he has blonde hair!’ (yellow)
the fourth woman was quiet. all the other insisted her about her preferred color.
she said, ‘i was thinking a lot but can’t choose any color, i can’t wear any dress because my husband is bald!’ -
Posted by Santosh Sonare
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