Meaning Of Wife

husband asks , “do u know the meaning of wife??
“without information fighting everytime”
wife replies,” no, it means ,
“with idiot for ever !!!”

Missing Wife

two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: how yours look like?
2nd: she is 5″7, 36-24-36, fair, black eyes. what about yours?
1st: forget mine. lets find yours!!

A Perfect Gift For Birthday

a husband and wife were shopping at a mall..

after some shopping the wife said ... darling it my mother's birthday tomorrow... what shall we buy for her??? she would like some electric...

the husband replied how about a electric chair???

Mrs Banta Singh Habit

mrs banta singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone... sometimes going on over an hour...

one day he hung up after 25mns..

what is the matter today? asked her husband. .. today u have less than half an hour conversation on the phone...

i got a wrong number... replied mrs banta singh....

What Are U Searching For

one man was searching for something in his safe for hours...

wife: what are u searching for??

husband: i give up.. i was searching for our marriage papers..

wife: but why??

husband: i was searching for the expiry dates...