Wife Vs Husband

a couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word with each other.. an earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position...

as they passed a barnyard of mules.. goats and pigs... the husband asked sarcastically relatives of urs??

yep.. the wife replied in laws...

Husband Wife Jokes

a pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
astrologer: when u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
lady: thank god! my husband is safe!

Husband Wife Jokes

a white couple gets a black child.
angry husband asks- you white, me white. why is baby black?
wife- you hot, me hot. baby burnt!

My Wife Dont Like It

a policed asked to a thief why u went to stole same rack 3 times in a store??

the thief replied i stole one dress for my wife and i came to change i twice...

Daily Newspaper

a wife says to her husband one weekend morning we've got such a clever dog he brings in the daily newspaper every morning....

her husband replies well lots of dogs can do this...


his wife responded but we've never subscribed to any...