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Husband And Wife

three fastest means of communication :
1. tele-phone
2. tele-vision
3. tell to woman
need still faster - tell her not to tell any one.

Posted by Vimal Raj
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Husband And Wife

possible reasons when a man opens a car door for wife
1) the car is new.
2) the wife is new
3) (most imp) she is not his wife

Posted by Vimal Raj
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Husband And Wife

wife 2 husband: did u have any gf before marriage ?
husband remains silent ?
wife: what is d meaning of silence?
husband: wait.. let me count...

Posted by Vimal Raj
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Husband And Wife

true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a latenight out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: hey abhitak safai kar rahi ho?

Posted by Vimal Raj
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Husband And Wife

a white couple gets a black child.
angry husband asks- you white, me white. why is baby black?
wife- you hot, me hot. baby burnt!

Posted by Vimal Raj
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