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blood group
pappu- doctor ke paas gaya.
doctor: kaun sa blood group hai aapka?
pappu- aazaad parinde, hum jadataar time facebook-whatsapp par rahte.
doctor: are blood group poochh raha hoon facebook-whatsapp ki. nahi
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Joke Posted on : 12 Jan 2017
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santa ka job
banta: bro, i just left my job, i could not work for that boss after what he said to me.
santa: what happened, what did he say?
banta: you lazy duffer man....you are fired!
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Joke Posted on : 12 Jan 2017
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santa and teacher
teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? ram: gandhi ji ka janm hua.
teacher: ok beth jao.
teacher (santa se)- batao 1872 me kya hua ? santa: gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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biwi ka bada parivar
santa- yaar.. suna hai teri patni bahut bade pariwar se aayi hai
banta- bade pariwar se nahi..
..bahut bade pariwar ko saath me le kar aayi hai
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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bakri ka anda
santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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chicken roti
santa roti ka 1 tukda khud or 1 murge ko khila raha tha
banta-ye kya kr rahe ho?
santa- hum khaandani log he roz roti chickn k saath khate he
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santa ka histry exam
banta-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?
santa-’bhout bura’,
saalo ne mere birth se b phale k question puch rakhe the.
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santa ka murgi ka dana
santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
dukandar: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santa ka bata ka excident
santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya
dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
santa ne apna sar pakad liya
dr.- kya hua?
santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santa and pathar
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1 baar santa ko
raste me patthar mila
uspe likha tha
“patthar ko palat lo kch ban jaoge”
jaise hi usne palta
dusri taraf likha tha”bewkuf ban gya
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santa ki roti
santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya “mere liye mat banana…”
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santa in date
santa date pe gya,
after dinner ahista se bola
main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm naraz to nhi hogi?
girl shrma k-nhi ap kaho na
santa-bill adha-2 kr le.
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santa and jahar
santa at medical store: i need poison
man:i cnt sell u
until u hav prescription
santa showed his weding card
man:sir badi botal dun ya choti
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santa and gangubai
ek baar santa gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
gangubai: kaun ? santa: main !gangubai: main kaun?
santa: tu gangubai...:-)
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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sannta and police
santa drivs in to 1-way & cros no entry board police: no entry ka board nai dekha ? santa: mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santacand her wife
santa to his fatty wife: operation me mujhe kuch ho gya
to doctor se shadi kar lena
fatty wife: aisa kyu kah rahe ho?
santa: q ki badla lene ka yahi tarika he
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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pappu and teacher
teacher pappu se: tumane homework kyon nahin kiya?
pappu: sir, kyonki main hostal mein rahata hoon.
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Joke Posted on : 9 Jan 2017
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santa and government
santa: why has the govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
banta: govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ki chatri ma hole
santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
sardar bola: oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ka chota bata
banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?
kyon?
itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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best place to purpose a girl
snta- ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
banta- mandir s-mandir kyu? b-qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me chappal nai hoti.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ki much
santa: yaar tu itna bada ho gaya aur phir bhi abhi tak tere ko
dadhi- mooch nahi aayi?
banta :yaar main bilkul apni maa par gaya hoon
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa and baraf
santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha
banta- kya kar rahe ho? santa- dekh raha hu ki leak kaha se ho raha hai.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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ramdev baba and note
baba ramadev ka kahna hai
vo to modi jee nahi maane
varna 2000 ke note bhi rbi mein nahi
patanjali mein chhapte.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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student and teacher
teacher class me student se bole - tumhen pata hai tumhaari umr mein mahaatma gaandhi ne b.a. kar liya tha.
1 student bola - sar hamen yah bhi pata hai ki aapaki umr mein bhagat singh phaansi chadh chuke the.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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intellident ant
cheenti rikshi mein baithi aur ek pair baahar rakha
riksawala – madam pair andar rakho
cheenti – nahin ! raste mein haathi milega use laat maarani hai, kal yahi par mujhe vo aankh maar ke gaya tha.....cheeti hathi jokes 2017
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ka question paper
santa ne exam ke lie question papers banaaya
pepar dekhate hee saare bachche behosh ho gae
question the –
1. cheen kis desh mein hai ?
2. 15 agast kis taareekh ko aata hai ?
3. red color kis rang ka hota hai ?
4. tamaatar ko hindi mein kya kahte hai ?
5. mumataaj ki kabr mein kaun dafan hai ?
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ki bike ki chori
santa ne apani bike gum jaane ki khushi mein party di.
kyonki vo khush tha ki vo kuchh der pahale hi bike par tha,
agar bike par hi hota to vah bhi gum ho jaata.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ka translation
teacher: translate – bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
santa: the tablets are walking in the market.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ka chapal
santa: doctor, aapko taanke lagane aate hai.
doc: haa aate hai,kaha lagane hai?
santa- mere chappal ma
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa and cigrate
banta cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
santa : tu pipe laga kar cig q pe raha hai
banta : doctor ne kaha, cig-bidi se dur rehna.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santabka padosi ka bacha
santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ka game
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ka machli khana ka tarika
santa: oye banta machli khayega?
banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
santa: oye chadd yaar,chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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santa ki sadi
santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
banta- to isme prob kya hai?
santa-pata nahi mujha papa la jayanga ki nahi
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Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ki yaad
santa: sharab pite pite rone laga
banta: kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
santa: yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2017
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santa and teacher
teacher santa se: dahi ka english bataao....?
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santa: milk sleeping in the night
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2017
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santa and lalaji
santa:lalaji dettol soap hai,
lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
lala:ha,
santa: achi quality ka hai,
lala:ha bhai ha,
santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2017
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santa ka sapna
santa ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak santa apne bank nahi gaya,
qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
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Joke Posted on : 30 Nov 2016