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great
santa - ma toh narak hi jaunga
banta - kyu be
santa - roz meri biwi mujhse ready hoke puchti ha ki ma aaj kaise lag rahi hu
banta toh usmw kya hua
santa are mere yar mujhe uske bad bolna padta tha khubsurat lag rhi ho
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Joke Posted on : 28 Mar 2015
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rocking
teacher home work kyu nhi kiya
student home work konsa
teacher dhyan hoga tabhi toh pta hoga
student do you know akshay , manish , jalaj , shivam
teacher no
student beti pe dhyan hota tabhi toh pta hoga
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Joke Posted on : 24 Mar 2015
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student
teacher do you see god
student no
teacher do you touch god
student no
teacher then there is no god
student do you touch brain
teacher no
student do you talk to brain
teacher no
student then you do not have brain
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Joke Posted on : 24 Mar 2015
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WATER
sardar apna head pani me duba rha tha
patni yek ka kar rahe ho app.
sardar aaj kal dimag chalta nahi ha dekh raha hu ki kai pancher toh nahi ho gaya ha
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Joke Posted on : 16 Mar 2015
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REPORT
teacher 2 sardar :
ur son is fool
see his eport
english: 02
hindi : 03
maths : 01
sst : 10
science 11
total : 27
sardar total ne toh kamal kar diya . is subject ki to tution hi nahi rakhi thi
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Joke Posted on : 16 Mar 2015
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dog
ek accident hua bahut bheed thi
santa ko dekhne ka moka nhi mil raha tha
clever santa
yeh mera baap ha
bheed hati toh dekha
kutta mara hua tha
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Joke Posted on : 16 Mar 2015
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train
ek train me ek sardar ke 50 rupees kho gaya
tabhi ek muslim bola: ya allah bismilla
sardar abey salle 20 milla, baki ka 30 kaha gaya
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Joke Posted on : 16 Mar 2015
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date
ek ladka apni date pe ladki ko restraudant leke gaya
waiter madam ji aap kya loge .
ladki mere liye vo sabji vali roti le aao
waiter but vo yaha nhi milte
ladka tenshion mat lo yeh pizza mang rhi ha
or kar lo village ki ladki se friendship
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Joke Posted on : 16 Mar 2015
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santa boss
santa is doing a job and spent 11 hours on his first day
boss was happy & asked to santa what he did ??
santa - keyboard pe a, b, c aage picche lge hue the vo sahi kiye hai !!!
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Joke Posted on : 14 Mar 2015
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santa
santa was standing below the light and opened his mouth wide
u know why
because doctor ne kaha tha ki aaj dinner me light khana
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Joke Posted on : 14 Mar 2015
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jyotish
santa ka beta hua voh use jyotish ke pass le gya.
jyotish bola yeh jiska bhi name paheli bar lega vo mar jaega
santa ne agle din papa bola or banta mar gya
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Joke Posted on : 14 Mar 2015
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lala
santa to dukandar -aapke pass dettol sabun ha ???
dukandar- ha
santa - badiya vle ha na
dukandar - ha badiya ha
santa - acchi quality ki ha na
dukandar - lala haa badiya ha
santa - chalo fir haath dhokar 1 kg sugar tol do !!
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Joke Posted on : 14 Mar 2015
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SHRAAP
mohan ek bar shraab pike ek sadhu se takra jata hai
sadhu ma tumheshraap deta hu ki....
mohan - sadhu ji ek minute rukiye
...ma glass le ata hu !!!!
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Joke Posted on : 14 Mar 2015
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alia
deepika padugone - i have more fans then you.
alia - i have ac at home
alia rocked deepika shocked
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Joke Posted on : 14 Mar 2015
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reffree
alia was participating in 100 metres quiz
refree said 0, 1, 2, 3 go
everybody start running excepr alia
refrre why you do not run alia
alia my number is 4
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Joke Posted on : 14 Mar 2015
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chicken
sardar ji - ko bhukhar hua tha
sardarni - bolti h aap tenshion na lo shyam ko chicken soup bnaungi or pila dungi
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saath me murga baitha hua tha vo bolta h - ek bar crocin deke bhi dekh lo !!!!
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Joke Posted on : 14 Mar 2015
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BABA
ab yeh jhuuth kon bol rha ha ki agar
kuch kuch hota ha
movie me agar
sharukh khan ki
jagah baba ramdev hote toh
toh kajol ka name
anjali ki bajaye
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....
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patanjali hota
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Joke Posted on : 14 Mar 2015
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TEACHER
ek new sir ne class me pucha ek mahan inventor ka name batao
pappu: aliya bhat
sir:
hath me danda lekar yeh sikha tumne
banta: yeh totla ha sir, aryabhatt bol rh ha
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Joke Posted on : 12 Mar 2015
