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Where
rajanikanth does not know where you live,
but he knows where you will die.........
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Joke Posted on : 28 Jan 2016
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Mirror
when rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between rajanikanth and rajanikanth..
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Joke Posted on : 28 Jan 2016
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Handicap
a handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
it is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there..
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2016
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not know
rajanikanth does not know where you live,
but he knows where you will die..
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2016
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hiii
when rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between rajanikanth and rajanikanth..
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Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2016
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ikya hua
police: hume aapke ghar ki
talaashi leni hai,
suna hai aapke ghar me visfotak
saamagri hai..?
santa: khabar to bilkul pakki hai,
par abhi wo maayke gayi hui hai!...
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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radio
santa radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
banta: aaj to maje se ki hogi?
santa: khak maje se ki, radio pe jan-
gan-man aa gaya. khade khade karni padi...
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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usseee
santa : main ek larki ko 5 lack rupees de kar,
usse daily interest leta hu.
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tum log bhi aisa kro; bara maja aayega,
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interest ka matlab byaaj
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tum kya soch rhe the u dirty mind....
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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santa
suhagrat mein santa ne biwi se puchha:
tumne shaadi se pehle kitni baar s*x kiya hai?
biwi: kabhi nahi.
santa: mere pass check karne ka meter hai.
abhi daal ke check kar lunga.
biwi: ek baar... vo bhi galti se.
santa: jhooth mat bol,
mere pass meter hai.
mujhe maaf kar do... 10-15
baar kiya hai.
santa: sach bata warna main
meter laga raha hun.
biwi: ja kanjra, laga le meter.
jitni baar maine s*x kiya hai
na... utne number toh tere
meter mein bhi nahi honge....
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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20 rupiya
banta- itna pareshaan kyu hai ?
santa- yaar meri wife mujse har ek pappi ke
rs. 20 lwti hai
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banta - tu toh fir bhi lucky hai.
hum sab se toh 50 leti hai ...
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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pados mein kisio
santa ke pados me kisi ki death ho gayi,
santa waha jata hai aur uski wife se kehta hai
santa- dead body aa gayi kya
itne me ambulance aa kar rukti hai
santa- badi lambi umar hai aapke pati ki...
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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Murgi ka baccha
santa - yar murgi ka bacha,
anda todkr bahar kaise aa jata hai .
banta - mujhe to ye samjh me nai aa rha,
sala andr jata kese hoga .?..
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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Biology teacher
zoo mein ek sher ne santa ko,
maar-maar ke zakhmi kar diya.
logo ne hairan hokar sher se puchha
arey tum to bade sidhe-sadhe shareef the,
santa ko maar maar ke kyu zakhmi kiya
sher gusse se bola:
arey sale ne dimag kharab kar rakha tha,
kitni der se bole jaa raha tha,
itni badi billi – itni badi billi...
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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girl
wife: i am pregnant.
santa: par main to england me tha.
wife: aapki photo thi na.
santa: ullu mat bana kamini,
photo to kamar tak hi thi.
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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naughity
santa romantic mood mein gf se:
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santa : tere zulfo se khelun,
tere honto se khelun,
gf : haan ! aage jaanu
santa : tere zulfo se khelun
tere honto se khelun,
tere parsh mein jo paisa hai
bol main sab le lun,
;-)
naughty santa
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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kuch nahi
santa- mene shopkeeper ko bewaquff bana diya.
banta- kese...?
santa- mene rs50 ka recharge krwaya,
or num dusre ka bata diya.
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Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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WOMEN
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe na gir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon karti ho hum india me rahte hai.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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12 SAAL
12 saal k ladke ne 20 saal ki ladki ko phool dia
ladki ne kiss dia
wo ghabra k bhaga
ladki ne pucha:
kya hua
ladka:
guldasta le k aa raha hu.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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didi
munna bhai ke ghar ladki hue.
circuit- bhai ab to muhale ke, sare ladke isko line marenge.
munna- tu fikar mat kar re, apun iska naam didi rakhenge..
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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AAG
gf- i love you.
boy- tell me any diffrant style.
gf- tere lash ko aag lagane ka moka mere bete ko dega kya..
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Yaar abnta
santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
banta- yaar wahi jo besan or pakode ka hai.
santa- kaise?
banta- kyunki jab besan santa hai tabhi to pakoda banta ha.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Mirror
santa- tu mirror ke samne baith kar kyun
padhta
hai?
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banta- iske 3 fayde hain.
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1. sath me revision ho jata hai.
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2. khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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banglore
santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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pilot:-ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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santa:- accha ji ticket hum le
aur gaane tum suno...!!.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Santa
santa :meri bevi itna mazak krti hy
k kya bataon
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dost:kya mazak krti ha?
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santa :kal mai ghar gya uski
ankhon par hath rakha or wo
mazak ma boli
dudhwala..
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Santa tera
banta: sante tera restaurant kaisa chal raha hai?
santa: koi khas nahi.
banta: vaise main do bar tere restaurant aaya, par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time aaya hoga.. uss time humlog khana khane ghar jate hai.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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doctor
doctor: tumhare kaan kaise jale?
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santa: main kameez istari kar raha
tha, ke phone
aa gaya.
maine jaldi mein phone ki jagah
istari kaan mai laga li
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doctor: to doosra kaan kaise jala?
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santa: ab ambulance ko bhi phone
karna tha na. lol .
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Uper
santa ne ghar ke uper wale hisse mein paint kiya aur neeche wale hisse mein likh diya
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“same as above..
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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minister
ek baar santa ke gaanv mein ek minister aya hua thha
logo ne apne gaanv ko sudhaarne ke liye kayi cheezo ko maang ki
santa bhi bola: “hume apne gaanv mein pul chahiye”
minister hairan hote hue: “par tumhare gaanv mein to koi nadi hi nahi hai”.
santa: “to fir hume nadi bhi chahiye
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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ladki
a khubsoorat si ladki santa ki garment shop par gayi aur boli: “mujhe underwear dikhao”
santa sharmate hue: “aaj pehan ke nahi aya“.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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olx
santa -jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
saala aaj kal olx aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na..
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Baccha
pappu: dekho.. main chahe jaisa bhi hoon..
par baccha ek dum sunder hona chahiye..
wife: dekho ji.. choice is yours.. baccha yaa
toh sunder hoga yaa aap ka hoga..
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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la la
rajnikanth does not need
a visa 2 travel abroad,
he jumps from the tallest
building in chennai
holds himself in d air
while d earth rotates...
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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ha ha
you cant beat this one : an e-mail was sent from pune to mumbai and rajnikanth stopped it in lonavala..
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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rajni
micheal jackson didn't died by drugs ovr doze,
those wer rumours!!
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he got major heart attack after seeing that he
cannot do the dance steps of rajnikanth!!..
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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google
once rajnikanth was finding something on net nd made a few timepass website... todayknown as....
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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sun
maa: beta rajnikanth,
solar heater se garam pani nhi aa raha hai?
rajnikant:
yanna raskala,
ruko maa suraj thik kar k ata hu..!.
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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taash
santa or rajnikant dono taash khel rahe the.
rajni ke paas tin ekke the fir bhi rajni haar gaya.
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pata hai kyu ?
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q ki santa ke paas tin rajni the.
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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kutta
rajnikant: aaj mere kutte
ne anda diya.
big b: kutta kab se
anda dene laga?
rajnikant: ye rajni ka style
hai. maine apni murgi ka
naam kutta rakha hai
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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i p l
rajnikant in ipl.
climax:
1 ball 23runs needed to win.
bowler bowls
rajni hits.
ball splits in 4pieces.
al pieces go fr 6s.
chennai wins!
yenna rascala.!!
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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robot
rajnikant ne robot film kyu
banayi..?
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kyuki wo dikhana chahta tha ke
aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi,
machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar
sakti hai...
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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maccher
teacher-
agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?.
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santa- chup chaap khujaakar so jana
chahie qki aap rajnikant to ho nahi
jo machhar se sorry bulwa
loge..=)) =d
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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patang
do u know why the sun moves
towards north in uttarayana?
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usko dar lagta hai k south main
rajnikant patang udata hoga
kahi kat na jau.
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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rajnikanth
ek bar rajnikant ne ek cooking
champion me hisa liya
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unhe to jitna hi tha
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sochye rajnikant ne finale me,
kon si diss banai hogi :-
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sochie
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lal mirchi ki mithi khir....!
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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hrittk
sanjay dutt ne hrittik ko pucha.. hrittik tu kya lekar aya tha aur kya lekar jayega..
hrittik.. kahona pyar he flim me to baata diya tha ki.. khali haat aye the hum khali haat jayenge..
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Joke Posted on : 3 Jan 2016
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santa and banata
santa.. kya hua banta..?
banta..aaj main ek bahut bari musibat mein phas rahi hoon..
santa.. kya musibat..?
banta.. are yaar aaj meri shaadi hain..
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Joke Posted on : 2 Jan 2016