question : why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
guess???
guess...................
answer : yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Views : 147    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Feb 2015

a poetry competition asked for a 2-line
rhyme with d most romantic 1st line &
the least romantic 2nd line

there's d winning rhymes

1. my darling, my love,my beautiful wife
marrying u ruined,my whole life

2. i c ur face when i m dreaming
that's why i always wake up screaming

3. kind intelligent, loving & hot
this describes everything you r not

4. i love ur smile, ur face & ur eyes
damn, i'm v good at telling lies

Views : 347    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Feb 2015

a husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

Views : 191    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Feb 2015

aftr engagemnt\!
girl:
now stop looking at girls,u r \COMMITed now\!

boy:
oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at menu

Views : 207    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Feb 2015

laws which newton forgot to state

law of queue: if you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

law of telephone: when you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

law of mechanical repair: after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

law of workshop: any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

bath theorem: when the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

law of encounters: the probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : p

Views : 167    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Feb 2015

a beautiful girl goes to professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
now open your....................................................................
books and study!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 206    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Feb 2015

roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
bura man liya?

o.k

roses r red
skies r blue,
i born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

thora sa or bura manlo :p

Views : 219    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Feb 2015

u are really a bitch,

beautifuli-intelligent-tallented-cute-hilariousr

now,feeling better?

*you are really bitch*

Views : 163    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Feb 2015

all girls are beautiful after the lights are switched off
(shakespeare)

all boys are innocent before the lights are switched off
(shakespeare's wife)

Views : 194    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Feb 2015

girlfriend:its 2 tight
boyfriend:dont worry,ill put it slowly,

girlfriend:push it in,
boyfriend:ah..i cant,

girlfriend:its painful,
boyfriend:forget it.
.
.
.
.
well buy new wedding ring

Views : 159    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Feb 2015

wife:what is 10 years with me?
husband:a second.

wife:what is $1000 for me?
husband:a coin.

wife: ok give me a coin.
husband:wait a second!

Views : 229    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Feb 2015