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A Man To Hell

a man in hell asked devil:
can i make a call to my wife?
after making call he asked how much to pay.
devil : nothing, hell to hell is free.
Posted by Ammar Khurshid
413 Viewed this Joke

My Dad

son: mom, when i was on the bus
with dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

mom: well, you have done the right thing.
son: but mum, i was sitting on daddy's lap.
Posted by Ammar Khurshid
236 Viewed this Joke

Funny

when you are single you see happy couple every where,
.
but
.
when u r married
.
you see happy singles every where.
Posted by Kailash Jain
231 Viewed this Joke

Funny


husband and wife are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

if 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

m0ral:
always keep a spare tyre....
Posted by Kailash Jain
190 Viewed this Joke

Black Child

a white couple gets a black child.
angry husband asks- you white, me white. why is baby black?
wife- you hot, me hot. baby burnt!
Posted by Sarmeen Alam
235 Viewed this Joke
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