All Husband Wife Jokes

What Would You Do

man asks wife- what would you do if i won the lottery ?
wife says- i-d take half n leave you.....
husband- perfect !
i-ve won $10 , here-s $5
now get lost.........
Posted by Love Rai
108 Viewed this Joke

Marriage Tip

if wife wants to get husband-s attention,
just look sad & uncomfortable.
if husband wants to get wife-s attention,
just look comfortable & happy....... :d
Posted by Love Rai
110 Viewed this Joke

Wife Ki Marne Ka Dukh

wife said: i will die.
husband replied: i will also die.
wife again: why will you die?
husband said: because i can't bear the excitement when you will die.
Posted by Vinod Kumar
167 Viewed this Joke

Wife Ki Marne Ka Dukh

wife said: i will die.
husband replied: i will also die.
wife again: why will you die?
husband said: because i can't bear the excitement when you will die.
Posted by Umaid Tanweer
178 Viewed this Joke

A Pregnant Lady

a pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
astrologer: when u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
lady: thank god! my husband is safe!

Posted by Ankit Kumar
209 Viewed this Joke

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