Tv Vs Bb

wife after
eturning from market started talking about the whole trip
husband:you r like latest tv
wife : thanks an i that smart
hb: latest tv have the feature of power saving to run even without electricity for couple of hours

Couples During Wedding

why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
it’s a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!

Smart Kid

beta, say daddy.”..
.
child – mummy..
.
dad – beta bolo daddy..
.
child -mummy..
.
dad – “teri maa ki.. daddy bol saale….”
.
all of d sudden mom enters….
mummy – “beta say mummy…….”
.
child – teri maa ki….
.
mummy – “what?? who taught you
this ??””
.
.
child – daddy

Head And Neck Of The Family

it is said that husband is the head of the family,
but
remember that wife is the neck of the family.
& the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants. :)

British Girl

'wife; i'm going to london
do u want any gift?
husband: (mazak me) me manguga woh tum la nahi paogi
wife : mang ke to dekho
husband : i want a british girl.
wife:ok..
wife
eturns
husband: where iz gift?
wife: wait for 9 months