Husband Wife English Jokes

All Husband Wife Jokes

husband :u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u !
wife:nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
i had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Posted by Suman Villas

389 Viewed this Joke

wife :tell me how much u love me
husband:cant express my love in words
wife: tell me by comparison
husband: size of you

Posted by Praveen Kumar

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it is said that husband is the head of d family,
but
remember that wife is d neck of d family.
& the neck can turn the head exactly d way
she wants.

Posted by Ashish Kp

421 Viewed this Joke

hus me great
wife me great
h how?
w you tell
visitor both are poor
bye

Posted by Naruto Kumar

373 Viewed this Joke

wife:what is 10 years with me?
husband:a second.
wife:what is $1000 for me?
husband:a coin.
wife: ok give me a coin.
husband:wait a second

Posted by Indhu Mathi D

304 Viewed this Joke