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shadi
santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
banta- to isme prob kya hai?
santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
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Joke Posted on : 9 Dec 2014
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holiday
punjab ch ik pind da sarkari school siveyan de nede si,
othe ik bujurag di maut hon karke, school di chhutti kar ditti gayi,
bachhe khushi-khushi ghar vall ja rahe si,
raah ch 2 bujurag baabe manje te baithe hoye si,
ohna nu dekh ke bantu te ghantu hassan lag gaye,
baabeya ne puchya ke kyon hassde pye oh?
tan ghantu kehn laggya, bantu dekh apni 2 chhutiyan aa baithiyaan ne…
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Joke Posted on : 8 Dec 2014
More Husband Wife Joke
humour
patni: chalo ek khel khelte hain... main chhupti hoon aur aap mujhe dhoondhna. agar aapne dhoondh liya toh main aapke saath shopping karne chalungi.
pati: aur agar nahin dhoondh paya toh ?
patni: aaisa mat kaho jaanu...... bas darwaje ke peechhe hee chhupoongi ...!!!
ek aurat apne boyfriend ke saath bazaar mein ghoom rahi thee ki tabhi uska pati mila gaya.
pati ne boyfriend ko peetna shuru kar diya.
aurat: maaro saaley ko... apni biwi ko kabhi ghumaane le jaata nahi aur doosron ki biwion ko le jaata hai.
tabhi boyfriend ko josh aa gaya aur woh pati ko peetne shuru kar deta hai.
aurat: maar saale ko !!! khud toh kabhi ghumaane le jaata nahi aur doosron ko bhi nahin ghumaane deta!!!
husband: tumhare shaadi se pehle kitne boyfriend the??
wife silent...
husband chilla ke: mein iss khamoshi ka kya matlab samjhun?
wife: haaye rabba... gin toh rahi hun.... chilla kyun rahe ho...
pati: saab, meri patni gum ho gayi hai!!!
postmaster: oye, andhaa hai kya ??? ye post office hai, police station jaa na.
pati: maaf karna bhai, kyaa karoon, khushi ke maare kuchh samajh nahi aa rahaa ki kidhar jaauun ???`
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Joke Posted on : 6 Dec 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke
santa and teacher
eh bar santa apne teacher leyi milk le ke janda hain
teacher milk pe lendi a te kehnde a ke milk bahut swaad a te santa kehnda madam g hor swaad hunda je billi ne na chteea hunda ...............,,,,,, hahahhahahahahahahhahahahah hahhahahahahah
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Joke Posted on : 4 Dec 2014