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principal's daughter
boy- isn't the principal a dummy!
girl- say, do you know who i am?
boy- no.
girl- i am the principal's daughter.
boy- and do you know who i am?
girl- no
boy- thank god!
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Joke Posted on : 27 Nov 2015
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son and dad
son- dad, what is an idiot?
dad- an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. do you understand me?
son- no.
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Joke Posted on : 16 Oct 2015
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little johny and teacher
little johny- teacher, can i go to the bathroom?
teacher- little johny, may i go to the bathroom?
little johny- but i asked first!
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Joke Posted on : 16 Oct 2015
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write 55
a teacher asked a student to write 55.
student asked- how?
teacher- write 5 and beside it another 5.
the student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher- what are you waiting for?
student- i don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Joke Posted on : 16 Oct 2015
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taxi
a - hey man! please call me a taxi.
b- yes sir. you are a taxi.
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Joke Posted on : 16 Oct 2015
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google related joke
boy- hey girl! is your name google?
girl- no... but why?
boy- because you have all the things i am searching for...!
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Joke Posted on : 15 Oct 2015
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male aur female makkhiyan
girl- kya kar rahe ho?
boy- makhiyan mar raha hu.
girl- kitni mari?
boy- 3 male aur 2 female.
girl- kaise malom?
boy- 3 sharab ke bottle se chipaki hui thi aur 2 phone se.
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Joke Posted on : 15 Oct 2015
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long drive
girl- hum kaha ja rahe he?
boy- long drive par...!
girl- pahle kyun nahin bataya?
boy- mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jab break nahi lag rahe.
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Joke Posted on : 15 Oct 2015
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romantic conversation
husband- i could go to the end of the world for you.
wife- yes, but would you stay there?
husband- i offer you myself.
wife- i am sorry. i never accept cheap gifts.
husband- i want to share everything with you.
wife- let's start from your bank account.
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Joke Posted on : 14 Oct 2015
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headlights and wipers
after an accident
a very angry driver- i showed you the headlights and told you to go by side.
santa - i also started the wipers and said no, no ...no , no...
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Joke Posted on : 13 Oct 2015
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santa is in court
santa went to court
judge- order order
santa- 1 pizza, 2 dosa, 3 idli and 1 cold- drink
judge- shut up
santa - no no 7 up
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Joke Posted on : 13 Oct 2015
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boy and girl
boy- when we get engaged will give me a ring?
girl- sure, what's your phone number?
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Joke Posted on : 13 Oct 2015
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patient and doctor
patient- doctor, i have a pain in my eye whwnever i drink tea.
doctor- take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
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Joke Posted on : 12 Oct 2015
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song
boy- bolo bolo kaccha
girl- kaccha
boy- tere pet may mera bachha
slapped
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Joke Posted on : 10 Oct 2015
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husband and wife fun
wife- tell me how much you love me?
husband- so much
wife- how much?
husband- i can marry with 6 more wifes like you.
devorced!!!
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Joke Posted on : 10 Oct 2015
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airtel 4g
one day,one boy meet airtel 4g girl.
girl- can you download brothers movie faster than me
boy- yes.
girl- ok then try.
boy- first of all start hotspot please
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Joke Posted on : 9 Oct 2015
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God and bhakt
ek admi ram mandir may jata hai...bhagwan ko bolta hai meri biwi dhund kar do...
shree ram- tu ek kam kar...baju may ek hanuman mandir hai...uske pas jake f.i.r likhva...vo jarur madad karega...meri biwi ko bhi vo dhund kar le aya tha
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Joke Posted on : 8 Oct 2015
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Airtel
aaj airtel vali ladki mile
boli agar mujse phele movie download karoge tho lifetime internet free.
fir kya maine bhi boldiya zara hotspot chalu karna.
ladki still in comma.
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Joke Posted on : 8 Oct 2015
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Poem
मेरी पहिली कविता ..
.तुझे ना थी मेरे प्यार की खबर ...
वाह वाह ...!!
तुझे ना थी मेरे प्यार की खबर
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...अर्रर्रर्रर्रर्रर्रर्र ......
कविता चुकली,रबर दे रबर .......
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Joke Posted on : 8 Oct 2015
