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santa banta
santa: should i buy tickets for my children.?
conductor: yes! only if they are above 8.
santa: thank god ,i have only 6 children..!!
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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santa banta
santa: yaar uth bhukamp aa raha hai, saara ghar hil raha hai.
banta: soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka, hum to kirayedar hain..
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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santa banta
santa: i’ve been sending e-mails to william shakespare…
banta: william shakespare is dead, stupid…
santa: no wonder he hasn’t replied as well…
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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santa banta
sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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santa banta
santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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santa banta
santa sharab pikar
sadhu se takra gya
sadhu gusse me- aye murkh
me tujhe shraap deta hu
santa-rukiye maharaj
me glas leke ata hu
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
More Intellectual Joke
intellectual jokes
knock knock!
who’s there?
knock knock!
who’s there?
knock knock!
who’s there?
philip glass
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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intellectual jokes
descartes walks into a bar. the bartender asks if he wants a drinks. “i think not,” descartes says. and then he disappears.
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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intellectual jokes
helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” he doesn’t react.
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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a neutron walks into a bar and asks, “how much for a beer?” the bartender replies “for you? no charge!”
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
More Husband Wife Joke
husband and wife
always love your wife
no life without wife,
wife ke prati wafadar aur
imandar raho,
dil bada rakho,
ye mat socho…
“how is your wife?”
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Joke Posted on : 1 Jan 2016
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husband and wife
friends are like “priya gold biscuit” haq se maango
girl friends are like pepsi yeh dil maange more
wife is like a medicine bas ek hi kaafi hai
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Joke Posted on : 1 Jan 2016
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husband and wife
husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
husband is liver & wife is kidney.
if liver fails, kidney fails.
if kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Joke Posted on : 1 Jan 2016
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husband and wife
a pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
astrologer: when u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
lady: thank god! my husband is safe!
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Joke Posted on : 1 Jan 2016
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husband and wife
three fastest means of communication :
1. tele-phone
2. tele-vision
3. tell to woman
need still faster - tell her not to tell any one.
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Joke Posted on : 1 Jan 2016
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husband and wife
possible reasons when a man opens a car door for wife
1) the car is new.
2) the wife is new
3) (most imp) she is not his wife
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Joke Posted on : 1 Jan 2016
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husband and wife
wife 2 husband: did u have any gf before marriage ?
husband remains silent ?
wife: what is d meaning of silence?
husband: wait.. let me count...
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Joke Posted on : 1 Jan 2016
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husband and wife
true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a latenight out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: hey abhitak safai kar rahi ho?
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Joke Posted on : 1 Jan 2016
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husband and wife
a white couple gets a black child.
angry husband asks- you white, me white. why is baby black?
wife- you hot, me hot. baby burnt!
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Joke Posted on : 1 Jan 2016
More Girls-Boys Joke
boys vs girls
sweetest proposal by a k.g class boy:
boy: kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
gal: nahi
boy: kalle na plz
gal: nahi mai nahi kalungi.
boy: kallo na didi plz.
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Joke Posted on : 30 Dec 2015
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boys vs girls
a golden quote by michael schumacher:
girls are like ferrari cars.
they are good to see
and feel,
difficult to
own and maintain.
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Joke Posted on : 30 Dec 2015
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boys vs girls
girl:i love u…
boy: me too!!!
girl: kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
boy: jitna tum kerti ho
girl: dafa hojao mai samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyar karte ho.
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Joke Posted on : 30 Dec 2015
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boys vs girls
boys have fun by teasing girls,
then girls cry for few minutes
girls have fun by loving boys
then boys cry 4 life time!
funny but it is fact :-)
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Joke Posted on : 30 Dec 2015
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boys vs girls
why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
boys have good imagination.
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Joke Posted on : 30 Dec 2015
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boys vs girls
if girl vomit her parents asks “kon tha wo kamina?”
if boy vomits: “kahan pee kar aaya hai kaminey?”
moral: no matter who ever vomits, boys are always kamine.
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Joke Posted on : 30 Dec 2015
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boys vs girls
never reject a girl in life because
a good girl gives u
happiness n
bad girl give u
experience
both r essential in life
so enjoy every
girlfriend!
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Joke Posted on : 30 Dec 2015