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Game
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada ?
doctor-konsa game khelte ho ? :o
santa-mobile mai snake wala
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Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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Machli
santa: oye banta machli khayega\?
banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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Minister
ek baar santa ke gaanv mein ek minister aya hua thha
logo ne apne gaanv ko sudhaarne ke liye kayi cheezo ko maang ki
santa bhi bola: “hume apne gaanv mein pul chahiye”
minister hairan hote hue: “par tumhare gaanv mein to koi nadi hi nahi hai”
santa: “to fir hume nadi bhi chahiye“
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Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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Caste
santa – kaun se caste k log sabse ache naagrik hote hain ?
banta – baniye
santa – wo kaise ? :o
banta – har jagah likha jota hai, desh k ache nagrik “baniye”, desh bhakt “baniye”
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Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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Hidden camera
santa badi der se apne room me kuch dhoond rha tha,
pareshan hokar uski biwi jeeto boli-
jeeto – kya dhoond rahe ho ? :o
santa – hidden camera
jeeto – tumhe kaise pata is room me hidden camera hai ?
santa – agar hidden camera nahi hota to t.v. wale is aadmi ko kaise pata hota ki hum star plus dekh rahe hain, bar bar ye -“aap dekh rahe hain star plus” bol raha hai.
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Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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Saas bahu
saas (bahu se ): bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
bahu: very funny ! bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
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Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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Udhar
saahukaar:-tumne apne udhaar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye…
chalo mamla beech main suljha lete hai…
tumhare udhaar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyaar hoon..
karzdaar:-manzoor:-baaki aadha main bhoolne ko taiyaar hoon.
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Joke Posted on : 21 Jul 2015
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Doctor
ek aadmi ke paas uske doctor ka phone aaya.
docor ne kaha, “mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai,
aur ek buri khabar hai.pahle kya sunoge ?”
aadmi bola, “pahle mujhe achchi khabar suna do.”
doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.”
aadmi bola, “oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai ?”
doctor bola,”buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liye
main tumhe kal phone karna bhool gaya.”
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Joke Posted on : 21 Jul 2015
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Teacher
teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.
ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.
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Joke Posted on : 21 Jul 2015
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Pappu
ek baar pappu ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai ?”
bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
pappu bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai ?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”
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Joke Posted on : 21 Jul 2015
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Ladki ka baap
baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah !
phir..
phir..
usk papa ne dekh liya aur i.c.u. me hosh aaya.
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Joke Posted on : 21 Jul 2015
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Maa \and beta
maa-beta apple khaoge,
beta-nahi
maa-beta mengo khaoge,
beta-nahi
maa-beta orange khaoge,
beta-nahi
maa-bilkul baap par gaya hai,
chappal hi khayega.
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Joke Posted on : 21 Jul 2015