Police : where do u live?
Santa : with my parents.
Police : where does ur parents live?
Santa : with me
Police : where do u all live?
Santa : together
Police : where is ur house?
Santa : next to my neighbors house
Police : where is your neighbors house?
Santa : if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police : tell me
Santa : next to my house

Views : 156    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014

Interviewer:You Are Driving Alone In Your 2 Seat Car At Night. Its Raining Heavily & Suddenly You See 3 People Waiting For Bus

1. An Old Sick Lady Who Is About To Die

2. Old Friend Who Once Saved your Life

3. The Perfect Partner U Have Dreamed About Which One Would You Pick Up..??

Engineering Student Replied in a brilliant way :

" I Would Give The Car Keys To My Old Friend And Ask Him To Take The Lady To The Hospital & Stay Behind To Wait For A Bus With My Dream Mate. "

Views : 115    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014

Santa : Doctor Sir, My child ate the key
Doctor : okay, when did he ate ?
Santa : 3 months ago
Doctor : So, what were you doing till now. ?
Santa : I was using a duplicate key .

Views : 89    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014

Santa was lying on beach, one American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "

Santa replied: No, I am Santa

Another American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "

Santa replied: No, I am Santa

One more American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "

Santa : No (Shouting) I am Santa...

Santa left that place in anger and asks one American lying nearby, " R u relaxing ? "

American replied: Yes I am relaxing...

Santa slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe hai aur tu yeha pada hai !!!

Views : 60    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014

A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties:
Boils at any time with inlaws.
Can freeze in front of his own family.
Melts if sees other women.
Very Bitter if questioned.

Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive
Highly Unstable
Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
Money saving Agent.

Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the TV.

Views : 126    |    Comments : 1    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014

Wife : "How would you describe me?"
Husband : "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife : "What does that mean?"
Husband : "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife : "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband : "I'm just kidding!"

Views : 115    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014