More Santa-Banta Joke
marriage humour
Santa: Yaar! Main Jo Bhi Kaam Shuru Karta Hoon, Meri Biwi Beech Mein Aa Jaati Hai.
Banta: Tu Truck Chala Kar Dekh, Shayad Kismat Saath De De.
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Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
More Husband Wife Joke
marriage humour
A very effective Dhamki by wife in new style:
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge... Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Jabong, ebay ko dungi !!!
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Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke
wet dreams
Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee'."
"OK," the doctor said. "Next time you see the demon, say, No, we've already peed."
Next time Banta came to the doctor, the latter asked, "So, did you do as I said?"
"Yes, I did."
"Did it help?"
"No, doctor. Only, it made the matter worse."
"How?"
"As I said 'We've already peed,' the demon nodded and said, 'Then, let's shit a little.'"
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Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014