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execution joke
there were three guys, a torontonian, an american and a newfoundlander. they were all going to be EXECUTEd.the executioner said that since all three were to be EXECUTEd that ight that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. the choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging.the american was afraid of needles and didn't want to be hanged so he chose the electric chair. he sat in the chair and when they pulled the switch and nothing happened. the executioner said that if this happened a second time that he could go free. they tried a second time and again nothing happened so they set him free.the torontonian was also afraid of needles and didn't want to be hanged so he too chose the electric chair. once again, the chair didn't work and he was free.next it was the newfies turn. he said, \ i'm afraid of needles and the electric chair won't work so i pick hanging.
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elephant joke
q: have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet? a: he wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines! q: why do elephants eat raw food? a: because they don't know how to cook! q: why did the elephant eat the candle? a: for light refreshment! q: how can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert? a: you get very lumpy ice cream! q: what kind of elephants live in antarctica? a: cold ones! q: how do you fit five elephants into a car? a: two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment! q: how does an elephant get out of a small car? a: the same way that he got in! q: why do elephants have trunks? a: because they would look silly carrying suitcases!
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internet bills
why couldn't the baby camel surf the internet?because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
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the smartness of idiots
what do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you?
pull the pin and throw it back at him!
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the trivia of an idiot thought
once an idiot was passing along the road meanwhile he saw a bicycle falle. and he asked the owne. and itiot hesrd it in this way why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?because it is two-tirted (too tired).
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