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20 saal tak
santa ki maa - 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi.
press reporter - fir aapne kya kiya \?
santa ki maa - fir main 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shaadi karai.
fir jaa ke santa hua.
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Joke Posted on : 11 Jan 2015
More Rajinikanth Joke
Facebook Status
people update facebook status via blackberry and iphone.
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rajinikanth updates his status via calculator.
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Joke Posted on : 28 Dec 2014
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Mistake
rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake.
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Joke Posted on : 28 Dec 2014
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Truck Driver
banta: truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
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santa: ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Joke Posted on : 28 Dec 2014
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Birla Cement
banta: marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye\?
santa: birla cement.
banta: kyun\?
santa: kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
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Joke Posted on : 28 Dec 2014
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Frog \and Santa
frog: tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
santa: hai.
frog: nahin hai.
santa: hai.
frog: nahin hai & jumps \into the well.
santa: isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.\?
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Joke Posted on : 28 Dec 2014
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Monkey \and banta
banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: upar kyon aaya\?
banta: apple khane.
bandar: yeh to aam ka ped hai.
banta: pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
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Joke Posted on : 28 Dec 2014
More Girls-Boys Joke
birthday gift
pappu: yaar meri girlfriend ka birthday hai mein kya gift doon?
bholu: kaise dekhti hai teri girlfriend?
boy: kya batau yaar eyes aishwarya jaisi, figure mallika jaisa, baal kareena jaise aur sexy katrina kaif jaisiā¦.
bholu: ek kaam kar usko mera numbr de de. .
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Joke Posted on : 27 Dec 2014