boy to girl before exam: all the best

girl: all the best to you too

but girl scored 80\\% marks and boy failed

moral: only boys wish with true heart.

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girl : honey, where did u buy this iphone... its beautiful??

boy : i didn't buy this one.. i just got it

girl : from where??

boy : on a race and i'm the first to got it

girl : between whom?? and what is the no. of racers??

boy : its just 3....a police, phone owner & me.

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mother: who is aziz sultan?
son: i don't know?
mother: sometime give attention to studies also..

son: do you know chinky aunty?
mother: i don't know?
son: sometimes give attention to dad also....

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teacher : why are you late?

student : mom & dad were fighting

teacher : so what makes you late if they were fighting

student : one shoe was in mom's hand and other one was in dad's hand.

Views : 1221    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 11 Jun 2017

women are so difficult... always changing their taste....
at 18, they want handsome men.
at 25, they want matured men.
at 30, they want successful men.
at 40, they want established men.
at 50, they want faithful men.

men are very simple... they never change their taste...
at 18, they want pretty young girls.
at 25, they want pretty young girls,
at 30, they want pretty young girls,
at 40, they want pretty young girls.
at 50, they still want pretty young girls.

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ricky ponting: god sent me to earth to show people how to play cricket!!!

you think this is attitude.....


sachin tendulkar: i never sent anybody!!!

Views : 1013    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 31 May 2017