English Language

what is the longest word in the english language? 'smiles'. because there is a mile between its first and last letters.

The Biggest Lie

the biggest lie

two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

the teacher says, “why are you arguing?”

one boy answers, “we found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“you should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “when i was your age i didn’t even know what a lie was.”

the boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Beautiful

“ women wont play football not coz they aren’t gud at
it..
but coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like
10 other women in
front of 10,000 people

World Needs U Afterall

hey friend remember dat without
stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs you after all!

Made By A Mistake

pathan was asked to change
a sentence into passive voice
i made a mistake
’pathan
i was made by a mistake