Chewing Gum

a kid on his way 2 home with his mom
saw a couple kissing on the road,
he suddenly shouted & said:
look mom look, that boy and girl
are fighting for a chewing gum

Pull The Drain Plug

a journalist to a doctor of a mental hospital:

“how do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?”

doctor: “well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top. then give a teaspoon,

a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask him / her to empty the bathtub.”

journalist: “obviously a normal person would use a bucket because it’s bigger!”

doctor: “no you stupid, a normal person would pull the drain plug!

Mosquito

how to kill a mosquito:
catch it alive,
tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of poison ….

Newton'S Law

a cow was walking, newton stopped it..he stopped,,
he found his 1st law..
“an OBJECT continues to move unless it stops”
.
.
he gave a force by kicking the cow
it gave a sound
he formulated the 2nd law..
“force,f=ma”
.
.
after sometimes cow gave a kick to newton,,
then he formulated 3rd law..
“every action has an equal and opposite reaction”

Polar Bear

q: what is the definition of a polar bear?
a: a rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation