All Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Are Not Fool

wife:what is 10 years with me?
husband:a second.
wife:what is $1000 for me?
husband:a coin.
wife: ok give me a coin.
husband:wait a second
Posted by Rahul Yadav
166 Viewed this Joke

Training

jeeto was trying to train a dog.
santa: you will never succeed in making that dog obey you.
jeeto: darling it's only a matter of patience, i had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
Posted by Rahul Yadav
135 Viewed this Joke

Double Funny

wife: can u help me in the gardening ?
husband: what do u think i am...a gardener ?
wife: can u fix the door handle ?
husband: what do you think i am... a carpenter ?
in the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
husband: who did all this ?
wife: our neighbour.
but he gave me 2 options.....
either i should give him a burger or a kiss.
husband: i am sure u must have given him a burger.
wife: what do u think i am.......mcdonalds ?!!
Posted by Rahul Yadav
161 Viewed this Joke

Funny Wife

dear weather,
please stop being so cold. we don't have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper.
sincerely,
wives
Posted by Rahul Yadav
110 Viewed this Joke

Hiiiiii

all husbands are like bluetooth.
always connected to wife when she is around.
but
the moment wife is away,
they automatically start searching new devices.
Posted by Rahul Yadav
99 Viewed this Joke

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