All Husband Wife Jokes

Toor Long

if you marry one woman, she will fight with you
if you marry 2 women, they will fight
for you
add wife! have life!
Posted by Rahul Yadav
84 Viewed this Joke

Hiiiiiii

wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching.
hubby to wife: i swear i didn't .
wife: i know, i did it.
Posted by Rahul Yadav
102 Viewed this Joke

Arryabatta With His Wife

the great mathematician, aryabhatta, once askedhis wife,
“will you let me go out alone & enjoy with my friends over every weekend, every month?”

wife: what is the probability of me saying yes as per your calculation ?
that’s when aryabhatta discovered zero!!
Posted by Priyadarshan Muddam
176 Viewed this Joke

Santa Banta

boy – “dear santa, for xmas, i would like a baby brother.” santa – “send me your mother.”
Posted by Raja Raavi
47 Viewed this Joke

Football

husband tv pe football match dekh raha tha tabhi wife wahan aai.
wife: (tv dekhate hue) are ye log ball ko pairon se kyon maar rahe hai?
husband: gol karne ke liye.
wife: are woh to pehle se gol hai aur kitna gol banayenge?
Posted by Narayan Shetye
125 Viewed this Joke

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