All Girls-Boys Jokes

Girl Vs Boy

boy to girl before exam: hey all d best
girl: all da best to u too
but girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
moral: only boys wish with true heart.
Posted by Vipin Sain
343 Viewed this Joke

Love Never Dies

2 lovers plan to sucide...

boy jumped first.. girl closed her eyes and
eturn back saying.. love is blind..

boy in air opened his parachute saying.. love never dies..
Posted by Zen Zin
319 Viewed this Joke

Stolen Heart

which song tarzan like to sing on the christmas day?
jungle bells jungle bells!

turkey is not feeling hungry on the thanksgiving day, why?
because it is already stuffed!

why did the christmas tree go to the barbershop before the christmas eve?
because it want to get trimmed before the eve!

why did joy put her girlfriend in jail on valentine’s day?
because she had stolen his heart! -
Posted by Santosh Sonare
252 Viewed this Joke

Pretty Ugly

marie: john says, i'm pretty and andy says i'm ugly.. what do u think peter?

peter: i think u r pretty ugly..
Posted by Zen Zin
278 Viewed this Joke

Are U Sure U Love Me & No1 Else?

girlfriend: and are you sure
you love me and no one else?

boyfriend: dead sure!
i checked the whole list again yesterday
Posted by Jith S-
225 Viewed this Joke

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