Conference Call

in conference call for issue discussion

caller1: hi, this is dheeraj from dba team.
* silence * waiting for others to join*

caller2: hi, this is ajay from backup & storage team.
* silence * both waiting for others to join*

caller3: hi, this is shyam from unix team
* silence * all waiting for others to join*

caller4: hello, this is kuldeep from project management.
* silence * all waiting for others to join*

caller5 : hi this is ramesh from network team.
* silence * all waiting for others to join*

caller6: hi, this is neha from application team.

then all the callers replied:

hi neha,
good morning neha
hello neha
hi neha
hi neha

In The Conference

q: why are identical twins like a broken alarm clock?
a: because they are dead ringers!

q: what is a well-dressed lion called?
a: a dandy-lion [dandelion]

q: which animals are found on legal documents?
a: seals.

q: which fish swims only at night?
a: the starfish. -

Please Excuse Me

one fine day.... a girl proposed to a boy for marriage and the boy denied simply saying that.. in our family we marry only our relatives...

my mom married my dad .. my brother married my bhabhi... my uncle married my aunt and so on..

so please excuse me..

Girl Vs Boy

boy and girl in restaurant
boy: i love you
girl: i don’t love you
boy: think again?
girl: no no and no
boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
girl: ok .i love you too

Funny Girls

undefined things of boys
tum na bahut wo ho (now what the hell is ‘wo’)
mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever
know what was their ‘umeed’)
tum pehle jaisi nahi rahi (they will themselves
change you as time passes and then throw this dialogue )