girl to tennis coach : racket kaise pakdun coach : racket ko aise pakado, jaisey tum apne boy friend ka ..... pakadti ho. girl coach : ullu ki patthi .. muh se nikal racket
boy- isn't the principal a dummy!
girl- say, do you know who i am?
boy- no.
girl- i am the principal's daughter.
boy- and do you know who i am?
girl- no
boy- thank god!