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Finally,its gonna be a dream come true for girls.Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse,All thanks to the petrol price hike....

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Finally,its gonna be a dream come true for girls.Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse,All thanks to the petrol price hike....

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Women are like Fruits.Every Woman has her own unique taste and colour.But The problem is the Men.They seem to love Fruit salad....

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Many times we overestimate the Problems and underestimates Our Potentials. Faith in ourselves alone will give us the true estimate of Both.

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Most of College students in the world r sufferin from AIDS.Cant beleive,But its true...AIDS....Attendnce N Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom

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Finally,its gonna be a dream come true for girls.Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse,All thanks to the petrol price hike....

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Universal truth,We learnt tht Sun rises in the east.Fact,Sun neither rises nor sets,Only sun rotates.Moral,Education spoils our Common sense

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Sit n Cry for the whole day,Nobody shows interest to know whats wrong,But Sit n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone,D whole world wants to know

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Women are like Fruits.Every Woman has her own unique taste and colour.But The problem is the Men.They seem to love Fruit salad....

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Differnce Between Theoretical N Practicle Knowledge..Girls Scores 99 out of 100 In Computer..Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly

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3 Signs to identify the teacher...Stressed.... Depressed .......Still Well Dressed

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Student took his girlfriend to his home After Completing Graduation...Father Asked who is she....Son replied.My Campus selection.......

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When i want to fall in love with my books...My bed falls in love with me....And I believe that love the one who loves you

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Where r u,are u busy,How much bzy,Ltl or more,If ltl,Y dont u call me,If more bzy,then who asked u 2 read dis,Dont smile,call me immediately

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How to become a GENIUS....some text missing,find the missing text and surely you will become a GENIUS......

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If you feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost.You know whats wrong you are suffering from lack of vitamin ME ...

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what hapnd 2 ur mobile.i was tryng 2 call u but i got dis msg,welcome to D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later

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Misuse of English Diagram in book was not clear,so madam drew diagram on blackboardand announced,Dont look at books Figure,Look at my Figure

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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me,Giving me a Loan,and then Leaving me Alone....

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Why do Girls live longer than Boys..........Shopping never causes heart attacks,but paying the bill does.

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Doctor,I have a serious problem I can never remember what I just said.When did u 1st notice this problem What problem

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Raju proposed a Girl.Girl said I''m 1yr elder to you. Raju said No Problem,I''ll marry you NEXT YEAR

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You think of me,i think of You,then what it means...........it means both we have no job

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American-Dogs cn find Bombs in my contry.Japanse-Fish cn play Ball in my country.Pakistan-Thats not a mater,Monkey cn read SMS in my country

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Thinking is like,U r stndng on D middle of D road N suddenly a crow beats on ur head,But U remain calm,N thanks to God.That cows dont fly..

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Hey friend remember that,without stupidity there can be no wisdom N without ugliness there can be no beauty so D world needs YOU after all..

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Love is possible after friendship,but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured..

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Ladies hostel caught Fire in,It took One hour to bring the Fire under control and another 3 hrs 2 bring the Firemen under control.

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When u feel lonely N alone N cannot see any 1 around U,the world seems 2 be fading away,come along wd me i will take u to an eye specialist.

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U r a nice person but,U have to do 2 things early in the morning.1st,pray to God so that u can live.2nd,take a bath so that others can live.

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said,We want 2 disturb some good person.I suggest them your name.They said,We cannot disturb our boss...

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Do you want to hear a dirty joke,Are you sure,Ok here you go...A white horse fell in the mud.....

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Importance of thumb..Chldrn use it 4 chewing,Illiterate people use it 4 sign,Winners 4 victory N My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs Oh U too .

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Difference between Friend N Wife U can tell ur Friend U r my Best Friend,But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife U r my Best Wife.......

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Smile to old means Respect,Smile to child mean Innocence,Smile to friend means Care,Smile in front of mobile a mental case....Still smiling.

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Fact about women,They can see a hair of a girl on their husbands coat from 20 meters,but cant see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car

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Last night I lay on my bed looking at the beautiful stars,the moon and the sky...then i thought where the Hell is my roof.....

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Girl frnds R like mobile phone,whenever U want happiness just check inbox,N whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger N enjoy.

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I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window...I look down N den... i lauf again..

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Today,tomorrow and yesterday there will be...one heart that would always beat for you...You know Whose...your Own Stupid.

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Could U fax me ur photo very urgently.Mind u its really very urgent,damn serious N very imp...Im playing cards and we misplaced the JOKER..

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested....

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day.....It is just a formality,like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.....

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Terrorists had kidnapped our lecturers..N demanded for 500000 rs R else they will burn them wd kerosene..plz donate.I have donated 15 Lts...

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God made our body parts fr a reason.Eyes 2 look at U,Hands 2 pray for U,Mind 2 remember U,and Legs 2 kick U,if u ever forget me ...

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I cant send U all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I am sending U just 1 joke U are so beautiful..

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when I was in school someone stole my rough notes and they named it as .......OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY

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God Created Sun N named Sunlight,God Created Moon N named Moonlight,finally God Created you N named Tubelight ..Wow,God is really great.

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Boss hangs a poster in Office,I AM D BOSS,DO NOT FORGET.He returns from lunch,finds a slip on desk.Ur wife called,she wants her poster back.

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I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best.

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True love comes only with One person.If it comes for the second time,its just a medicine to forgot the first love.......

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