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funny santa
santa: samindar me dahi dal raha tha
banta:isi liye log humpe joke banate hay.
itni lassi tera baap piyega
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Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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RAJNIKANT JOKES
once upon a time rajnikant used
tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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now that powder is used as “cement
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RAJNIKANT JOKES
once rajnikanth gave kiss to his
girlfriend infront of a kid. now the kid is
known as.
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emran hashmi
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RAJNIKANT JOKES
once james bond shoot a person and
say i’m bond, james bond.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet
and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
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RAJNIKANT JOKES
one day, naasa scientists found something
is flying in mars. they become happy and
shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth
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DIWALI JOKE
big b-mere pas rocket hai, sursuri hai,
chakri hai, murga bumb hai, tumhare
pas kya hai?
shashi- mere pas maa…chis hai.
happy diwali
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DIWALI JOKE
1st sardar : jab phatake phut te
hai to pahle light dhekhai deti
hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?
2nd sardar : kyonki hamari aankh
aage hai aur kaan piche
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BOLLYWOOD JOKES
why doesn’t shahrukh khan appear in any
remake movie of dharmendra?
because he doesn’t want to change his
k.k.k.kiran style to k.k.k.kutton,
main tumhara k.k.k.khoon pee jaoonga.
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CID JOKE
pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
arz kiya hai
pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
abhijeet says: daya kidnapers ko bhagne
ka moka na dena
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CID JOKE
tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
wah wah
tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
daya says: abhijeet mujhe to lagta
jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
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CID JOKE
bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or
khansi hi hogi
jara gor farmayega
bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or
khansi hi hogi
acp says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe
to fansi hi hogi.
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CID JOKE
har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
wah wah
har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
acp says: daya darwaza tod do.
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girl vs boy
girl: hum kaha ja rahe he..?
boy: long drive par..!!
girl: pahle kyun nhi bataya..?
boy: mujhe b abhi pata chala jub break
nai lag rahe.
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girl vs boy
boy and girl in restaurant
boy: i love you
girl: i don’t love you
boy: think again?
girl: no no and no
boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
girl: ok .i love you too
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girl vs boy
boy: come with me.
girl: where?
boy: wherever you like.
girl: ok let’s go to police station.
boy: lo batao ab banda apni sister se majak bhi nahi kar sakta
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FUNNY GIRLs
undefined things of boys
tum na bahut wo ho (now what the hell is ‘wo’)
mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever
know what was their ‘umeed’)
tum pehle jaisi nahi rahi (they will themselves
change you as time passes and then throw this dialogue )
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girl vs boy
boy: hey girl! is your name google.?
girl: no-but why..?
boy: bcoz you have all the things
i’m searching for.
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girl vs boy
boy to girl before exam: hey all d best
girl: all da best to u too
but girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
moral: only boys wish with true heart.
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girl vs boy
ek ladki nayi nayi english sikh rahi thi
ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new number.
ladka: confused and ask.. what??
ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
ladka: are par apple to seb hota he.
ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo.
ladka behosh
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Joke Posted on : 31 Oct 2015
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girl vs boy
girl:- tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi gf nahi hai?
boy :- tu ban ja
girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
boy :- bas yehi reason hai.
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girl vs boy
breakup ke baad ladke ne ek heart touching baat kahi
tu mujhe chhod ke chali gayi iska mujhe dukh nahi hai..
lekin wapis aake meri dusri setting bigaadi to bahut mar khayegi tu.
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girl to father
girl: papa ek important baath karni thi.
father: bolo beta
girl: mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh america mein rehta hai
father: lekin tum is se kaha mili
girl: website par hamari jaan pehchan hui
facebook par hum dost bane
skype par usne mujhe propose kiya
aur whatsapp par humne 2 mahino tak pyaar kiya..
father : ohh!! really..
toh ab twitter mein shaadi karlo
make my trip se honeymoon mana lo
flipkart se bache mangwalo
gmail se recieve karlo
aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh ..
olx be bech dalo!!!!!!!
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girl vs boy
एक हैंडसम लड़का क्लास में आया ..
और सारी लडकिया देखते ही दीवानी होगयी.
फिर लड़के ने आते ही कुछ कहा तो लडकिया बेहोश.
सोचो क्या कहा होगा ??
थोड़ी जगह देना बहिन जी.. झाड़ू लगाना है
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girl vs boy
जब दो लडकियाँ आपस में मिलती हैं
तो एक सेल्फ़ी ले लेती हैं।
जब दो लड़के आपस में मिलते हैं तो
एक हाफ़ ले लेते हैं।
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girl vs boy
सन 1970 में:- दूल्हा सोचता था.
दहेज़ में रेडियो मिल जाए,
सन 1980 में:- दहेज़ में सायकल मिल जाये,
सन 1990 में:- दहेज़ में बाईक मिल जाए,
सन 2000 में:- दहेज़ में कार मिल जाए,
सन 2015 में:- बस बिना बॉय फ्रेंड वाली दुल्हन
मिल जाए और कुछ भी नहीं चाहिए
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girl vs boy
a boy was driving a car
a girl trying to overtake him
boy: hey buffalo!
girl shouts back: you pig, donkey, stupid!
then she accidents and
hits the buffalo crossing the road.
moral: girls never understand what boys say.
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Joke Posted on : 29 Oct 2015
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girl vs boy
a boy was going with his gf
friend asked:who is she?
boy:my cousin
friend replied;last year she was my cousin
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girl vs boy
ek ladke ne ladki ko call kiya.
boy: ilove u jann
girl:sacchi
boy:mucchi
girl: ek 100ka recharge krwa do plz
boy-sorry didi
rong number.
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girl vs boy
ladkewale:
ladki ka naam kya h?
ladkiwaale: hamari pyari tumahari pyari rampyari.
or ladke ka naam kya h?
ladke ka baap: hamara guh tumhara guh sabka guh 'jagguh'
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girl vs boy
a nursry boy propose a girl.
boy-i love you
girl repiled-ek thappad marungi khinchke.
boy rplies-mukka nai khayegi jaise phir!
badi aayi thappad marne wali.
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girl vs boy
the fact of life.
1\% girl become wifes of their lovers
the remaining become passwords
of facebook and email !
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Joke Posted on : 29 Oct 2015
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girl vs boy
proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl.
boy: i love you.
girl-stupid i am older than u
boy-i am mad in your love,
girl-get lost
boy-didi plz.set ho jao
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boy vs girl
2 lovers ke bich me fight ho rahi thi.
girl:main tere kapde faad dungi kamine.
boy:ab serious ladai me romentic bat mat kar
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girl vs boy
boy send friend request on facebook to a girl
girl:kaun ho tum??
boy: hasrat tumhari.
girl: chahte kya ho?
boy: mohhabat tumhari.
girl: pachtaoge tum!
boy: kismat hamari.
girl: married hun main.
boy: to status single se hata manhoos naari!
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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girl vs boy
ek shahri ladke ko ek gav ki ladki se pyar ho gya
ladka:janu kya tumhe whats app chalana aata h?
ladki: nahin ji, par aap chalana main peeche baith jaungi..!
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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smart budiya
ek buddiya cinema hall me cold drink ki botel leke baithi thi
kabhi 15 min me muh ko
lagati to kabhi 20 min me,.
pas bethe pappu ko gussa aa
gaya, usne budhiya se botal chini
aur puri 1 ghoot me pikar bola-
aise peete hai,
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budiya boli- par beta mai to
pan thook rahi thi.
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girl or mother
when a boy loves truly he behaved likes a child
but..
when agirl loves truly she behaved like mother
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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NAUGHTY GIRL
a girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator
shopkeeper: casio?
girl: main theek hun, aap kaise ho?
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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A PERFECT GIRL
peferct girl:
na khabi tang karti h
na kabhi paresan kati h
na kabhi cheekhti chillaati hai,
na kabhi kisi k saath flirt
karti hai,
na kabhi jhoot bolti hai,
na kabhi dhoka deti hai,
na kabhi shaq karti hai,
aur na hi is duniya mein
paayi jaati hai.
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girl vs boy
jalebi ko girl dish kyo kaha jata h
kyoki ye khabhi sidhi nhi hoti par hoti badi sweet h
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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boy vs girl
boy-i am fall love with you minute when i saw you, will you marry me?
girl-hindi me bol muje english na ati
boy-aaj shayad barish hogi aisa lag raha hai behen.
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funny boy
gf- kya hua aaj kal meri yaad nahi aati?
bf-jab se facebook chalana shuru kiya h raat ki khayi hui sbji yaad nhi rahti to tu kaise rahegi?
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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money or study
pappu to his father: papa mujhe apko ek good news deni h
papa:kya h pappu
pappu: papa vo apne kaha tha na ke agar main exam main pass ho jaunaga to aap muje 5000/- rupee denge
papa: khush hote hua ha khaha tha na beta
papuu: to papa aapke 5000/- rupee bach gye
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pappu ke shoes
ek baar pappu ek ladki ke pichhe haath dhoke pad gya usko ptane ke liye raat din uske pichha karta rahta
ek din ladki ne pappu ko bulaya or bola
tum mere pichhe apni life barbaad mat kro.
pappu: kyu?
ladki: kyoki es raaste par pathathr or kanto ke alawa kuch nhi h.
pappu: are pgli mere pass reebok ke shoes h na.
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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girl vs boy
smart boy+smart naari=affair jaari
smart boy+bavkuf naari= paw bhari
bevkuf boy+bevkuf naari=shaadi ki tyari
bevkufboy+smart naari= boy bhikhari
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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funny santa
santa to doctor:apne kaha tha na subha khelne se sehat theek rahti h par mujhe koi fark nhi padta.
doctor:konsa game khele ho.
santa:mobile par snake wala
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padosi ka beta
santa ke ghar me beta hua santa use jyotsi ke pas le gya.
jyotsi:ye jiska naam pahle bolega vo mar jayega.
baccha bola papa or agle hi din padosi mar gya
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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dettol soap
santa:lala g dettol soap h kya?
lala: ha
santa:bdiya wala h na?
lala:ha
santa: achi quality ka hai,
lala:ha bhai ha,
santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
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santa ki marriage
santa-kal meri shadi h or ladki walo ne kam logo ko bulaya h.
banta-to esme problem kya h.
santa- pata nhi yaar papa mujhe le jayenge ki nhi
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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husband vs wife
the two golden rules of happy marriage
1. wife is always right.
2-when you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
boys by the way this rules also applied on girlfriend.
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Joke Posted on : 25 Oct 2015
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husband vs wife
definition of honeymoon;
a man's last holiday
before he start working
for a new boss
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Joke Posted on : 25 Oct 2015
Updated on Monday, October 26, 2015 | 9:50:04 AM
