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rajnikant is so powerful that his slap can make a black person white
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Joke Posted on : 14 Oct 2015
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ournalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital:
a journalist to a doctor of a mental hospital:
“how do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?”
doctor: “well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top. then give a teaspoon,
a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask him / her to empty the bathtub.”
journalist: “obviously a normal person would use a bucket because it’s bigger!”
doctor: “no you stupid, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
admit this idiot in ward no. 39
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Joke Posted on : 26 Sep 2015
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Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
a trainee in an mnc dialed the ceo by mistake & said:
hey, send a coffee to accounts dept. do it fast..
ceo: do u know with whom r u talking???
trainee: no!!!
ceo: i’m the ceo of this company…
trainee: do u know with whom r u talking???
confused ceo answers slowly: no…
trainee: thank god!!!
(disconnected the phone & said: all is well.. all is well.. all is well.)
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Joke Posted on : 26 Sep 2015
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Heart melting love story:
heart melting love story:
boy: i can’t marry u.
my family is totally against it.
girl: who r they 2 stop u?
boy: my wife & 2 kids.
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Joke Posted on : 26 Sep 2015
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How to Kill a mosquito:
how to kill a mosquito:
catch it alive,
tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of poison …
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Joke Posted on : 26 Sep 2015
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Please turn off the computer
dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:
dear son, how are you? all are fine here. we miss you a lot.
please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
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Joke Posted on : 26 Sep 2015
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I love my self too
he said to me: ‘i love you’ :)
i said….
oh my god!!!! what a co-incodence!
i love my self too….
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Joke Posted on : 26 Sep 2015
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rajini
british india ko 1947 m kyu chod k chale gye?
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kyu ki 1948 m rajnikant paida hua tha.
mind it...
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Joke Posted on : 26 Sep 2015
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rajini
ce box office pe hit kyu hui...?
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us film ke ek song me rajnikant ke
poster lage huye the...!
then...
don't underestimet the power of
rajnikant...
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Joke Posted on : 26 Sep 2015
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rajnikanth
gabbar : kitne aadmi the ?
kalia : sarkar 1
gabbar : aur tum ?
kalia : 100
gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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kalia : rajnikant.
gabbar : oops ! sorry bhai...
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Joke Posted on : 23 Sep 2015