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Dikhta nahin
husband asked”is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
wife:”dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
husband:”bakri se hi poch raha hon”
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Joke Posted on : 27 Aug 2015
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pregnant hoti.
1 girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se mar raha tha!!!
2nd girl: tu dar mat
agar sapne sach hote to me
roz subah pregnant hoti..!! ����
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Rashan Card par
jaan-pehchaan hote hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano..
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hone wali biwi ka rashan card par naam chadhwana ho!!
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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totla
he: i am in love with you totally.
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she: totla hoga tu! tela baap totla!
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Kya Soch rahe ho!!
gf: kya soch rahe ho!!
bf: valentines day ka program..
gf: kya socha!!
bf: tum subah subah aa sakti ho kya..!!
mujhe baad me ‘bajrang dal’ wali ke sath jana hai
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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offer aaya
guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye..
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aaj offer aaya hai..
usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye..
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Breakup
letter to girlfriend
to,
my dear gf.
subject: breakup
darling,
as u know that bjp govt. increase service tax from 12.30\\% to 14 \\% and so i m not able to pay shopping, movie, food, mobile, etc. bills for u ..!!
jitni galtiyan hui chota bhai samjhkarr maaf karr dena..
thank you!!
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Kamine
ek ladka ek ladki ko dekh ke bola:
waah, kya maal hai..
ladki hansi aur boli:
maal to jhakkass hai..
par hai to tere jija ka na kamine.. ����
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Ladka behosh
ek ladki nayi nayi english sikh rahi thi
ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new number.
ladka: confused and ask.. what??
ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
ladka: are par apple to seb hota he.
ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo.
ladka behosh …
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Girls r Mad
bf: accident me pair toot gaya..
gf: aaj ka din hi kharab hai,
mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya,
itni mushkil se bada kiya tha..??
girls r mad..
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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reason hai
girl:- tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi gf nahi hai?
boy :- tu ban ja
girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
boy :- bas yehi reason hai.
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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chhota bhai
boy and girl chatting on fb.
boy : hi
girl : how are you ??
boy : mai theek hu.. thanks
girl : maine poochha how are you ?
boy : maine kahaa to mai theek hu
girl : ek to english nahi aati aur oopar se aa gaye fb pe chat karne maine poochha how are you matab tum kaun ho ?
boy : theek huu didi bas apna chhota bhai samjho hahahaha
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Shaadi nahi
ladki: pandit ji,
hawan karwana tha beti ke liye,
pandit: shaadi nahi ho rahi kya?
ladki: nahi, uski dp pe likes nahi aa rahe aajkal..!!
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Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Confidential
pappu: what''s the difference between confidence and confidential?
santa: u r my son i''m confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s confidential.
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Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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60 Watt
santa on 60th birthday:
banta: ye cake pe bulb q lagaya hai?
santa: 60 candles lagane me mushkil ho rahi thi.
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isliye 60 watt k bulb laga diya.
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Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Seedhi Baat No Bakwas
1 aadmi santa ki betay se puchhta hai:
beta papa ghar main hain?
santa ka beta sprite pete huye
uncle seedha bolo mummy se milna hai.
seedhi baat no bakwas. :-)
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Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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tonight is final game.
sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
dr: take this tablet you will be ok.
sardar: can i take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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petrol
santa: what is the name of your car?
lady: i forgot the name, but is starts with 't'.
santa : oh, what a strange car, starts with tea. all cars that i know start with petrol..
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Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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IT Company
santa at an interview in an it company.
manager: do you know ms office?
santa: if you give me the address, i will go there sir
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Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Effect Our POCKET
santa-what's d difference between mother's & gf's tears?
classic answer by banta-
mother's tears effect our heart & gf's tears effect our pocket...
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Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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love marriage
santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
banta:woh kaise?
santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy
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Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Long Drive
girl: hum kaha ja rahe he..?
boy: long drive par..!!
girl: pahle kyun nhi bataya..?
boy: mujhe b abhi pata chala jub break
nai lag rahe.
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Joke Posted on : 23 Aug 2015
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REALITY OF FACEBOOK
strange reality of facebook:
girl status: i am feeling sad.. 952 comments
boy status: i am going to COMMIT suicide .. 2 likes.
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Joke Posted on : 23 Aug 2015
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U r wrong
santa was drawing money from atm.
banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: i've seen ur password. it's ****.
santa: u r wrong. it's 1394.
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Yaar udas kion ho
santa ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
wo udas ho gaya.
banta : yaar udas kion ho?
santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Police or Ambulance?
santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake i made.
banta: whom should i call now,
police or ambulance?
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Shoot him! Shoot him!
in an african safari,a lion suddenly bounced on santa's wife.
wife-shoot him! shoot him!
santa-yes yes.i'm changing d battery of my camera..
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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2 MEN TALKING
2 men talking
1st:
i am getting married because
i am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
strange,
i am taking divorce for same reasons!
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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per research
as per research
a man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
a woman speaks 30,000
problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Good & Bad Luck
what is the perfect example
of both good & bad luck?
the naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (good luck)
but at the same time
dust falls into the boy's eyes (bad luck)
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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maths class
boy1:meet my wife tina
boy2.oh! i know her
boy1:how?
boy2:v were caught sleeping together
boy1:what the hell?
boy2.during lecture in maths class
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Height of coolness
height of coolness:
2 guys coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:i think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no i see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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That's good.
little johnny: mam,will you punish me
for something that i didn't do ?
teacher : not at all.
little johnny : that's good.
actually i didn't do my homework!
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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type of studies:
there are two type of studies:
1 - hard subjects which cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that doesn't need to be studied
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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movie tickets.
husband: today is sunday &
i have to enjoy it.
so i bought 3 movie tickets.
wife: why three?
husband: 1 for u and 2 for ur parents.
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Munna Bhai
impact of movies:
teacher :- who is mahatma gandhi?
student:- he is the one who helped
munna bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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guitar
boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on tv for ur talent
boy: am i so good??? :
girl: if u were on tv,, i can atleast switch it off ;
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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A good doctor.
doctor to sardar : you will die within 2 hours.
do you want to see any one before you die?
sardar : yes. a good doctor.
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Khamoshi
husband 2 wife : did u have any boyfriend before marriage ??
wife remains silent
husband : mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
wife : abbe gin ne to de
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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kidney fails
husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
husband is liver & wife is kidney.
if liver fails, kidney fails.
if kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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sick.
man : you remind me of the sea.
woman : because i'm wild, romantic and exciting?
man : no, because you make me sick.
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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coin phone
santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
santa: wow! how amazing. people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver
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Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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sleep walk
why did santas son take his bicycle to bed with him????
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because he didnt want to walk in his sleep !!!
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Joke Posted on : 11 Aug 2015
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idiots
why do girls act like idiots.....?????
who says dey are acting
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Joke Posted on : 11 Aug 2015