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Welcome to my profile page. I'm sober roy From Adoni, India. Currently I'm doing my job. Along with that i'm also using all the services of Uminto.com in my free time and its awesome. There are so many things to learn in Uminto.com. My area of Specialization is Animation. I used to play games and hourly quizzes daily on Uminto.com.
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Date of Birth : Saturday, November 18, 1995 (19 Years)
Gender : Male
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Mobile Number : 97######81
Email Address : fi••••••@•••••••.com
Location : Adoni, India
Pincode : 60005

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Movie Review Posted : 5
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Updated on Saturday, August 8, 2015  |  5:16:32 AM

Movie Reviews Posted By Sober Roy

Drishyam
(According to Sober Roy Drishyam is a 3 star movie)
its a good family drama and a good entertainer lead roles shreya sharan and ajay devgan roles played very well all over d film one time watchable not for youths expected more from d movie total message of d movie is good over all a good family entertainer watch it for if u didnt find any other movie
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Review Posted on : 19 Aug 2015
Mission: Impossible € Rogue Nation
(According to Sober Roy Mission: Impossible € Rogue Nation is a 4 star movie)
this electrifying chapter is possibly the best and most well constructed film of this successful franchise so far,,with an intelligent espionage plot,,a fantastic editing job i could really swear that brian de palma directed that splendid opera scene and exhilarating action scenes,,fantastic drama like to watch it one more time
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Review Posted on : 11 Aug 2015
I Love New Year
(According to Sober Roy I Love New Year is a 3 star movie)
there is confusion among the small number of people who know about the film,whether the title of the fil, is i love new or i love new york,if u are smart enough and web-savy you already know te answer also apparent here for others its of no choice,,,one time watchable movie
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Review Posted on : 11 Aug 2015
Bangistan
(According to Sober Roy Bangistan is a 3 star movie)
as far as the films actors are concerned, no prizes for guessing that the film depends on lead actors like ritesh deshmukhand pulkit samrat..ritesh has earned a reputation of being a brilliant performer when it comes to strong comedy timing...how ever its shocking to see dat he has given a serious role
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Review Posted on : 11 Aug 2015
Baahubali
(According to Sober Roy Baahubali is a 5 star movie)
extra ordinary graphics,,,awesome story line main characters hav done der job rally good,,,an epic movie of all time.d fighting scenes hav done an stunning perfomance super hit movie all time hit n will be a audience hit for ever,,,,,,no words to describe rajamoulis mind.tamanna d white beauty ur too hot in d movie
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Review Posted on : 11 Aug 2015

Joke Posted By Sober Roy

More Husband Wife Joke

Dikhta nahin

husband asked”is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
wife:”dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
husband:”bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Views : 306    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 27 Aug 2015
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pregnant hoti.

1 girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se mar raha tha!!!

2nd girl: tu dar mat
agar sapne sach hote to me
roz subah pregnant hoti..!! ����

Views : 260    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Rashan Card par

jaan-pehchaan hote hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano..
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hone wali biwi ka rashan card par naam chadhwana ho!!

Views : 286    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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totla

he: i am in love with you totally.
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she: totla hoga tu! tela baap totla!

Views : 225    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Kya Soch rahe ho!!

gf: kya soch rahe ho!!
bf: valentines day ka program..
gf: kya socha!!
bf: tum subah subah aa sakti ho kya..!!
mujhe baad me ‘bajrang dal’ wali ke sath jana hai

Views : 366    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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offer aaya

guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye..
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aaj offer aaya hai..
usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye..

Views : 195    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Breakup

letter to girlfriend
to,
my dear gf.

subject: breakup
darling,
as u know that bjp govt. increase service tax from 12.30\\% to 14 \\% and so i m not able to pay shopping, movie, food, mobile, etc. bills for u ..!!
jitni galtiyan hui chota bhai samjhkarr maaf karr dena..

thank you!!

Views : 215    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Kamine

ek ladka ek ladki ko dekh ke bola:
waah, kya maal hai..

ladki hansi aur boli:
maal to jhakkass hai..

par hai to tere jija ka na kamine.. ����

Views : 197    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Ladka behosh

ek ladki nayi nayi english sikh rahi thi
ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new number.
ladka: confused and ask.. what??
ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
ladka: are par apple to seb hota he.
ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo.
ladka behosh …

Views : 211    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Girls r Mad

bf: accident me pair toot gaya..
gf: aaj ka din hi kharab hai,
mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya,
itni mushkil se bada kiya tha..??
girls r mad..

Views : 187    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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reason hai

girl:- tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi gf nahi hai?

boy :- tu ban ja

girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..

boy :- bas yehi reason hai.

Views : 175    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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chhota bhai

boy and girl chatting on fb.
boy : hi
girl : how are you ??
boy : mai theek hu.. thanks
girl : maine poochha how are you ?
boy : maine kahaa to mai theek hu
girl : ek to english nahi aati aur oopar se aa gaye fb pe chat karne maine poochha how are you matab tum kaun ho ?
boy : theek huu didi bas apna chhota bhai samjho hahahaha

Views : 199    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Shaadi nahi

ladki: pandit ji,
hawan karwana tha beti ke liye,

pandit: shaadi nahi ho rahi kya?

ladki: nahi, uski dp pe likes nahi aa rahe aajkal..!!

Views : 197    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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Confidential

pappu: what''s the difference between confidence and confidential?

santa: u r my son i''m confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s confidential.

Views : 328    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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60 Watt

santa on 60th birthday:
banta: ye cake pe bulb q lagaya hai?
santa: 60 candles lagane me mushkil ho rahi thi.
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isliye 60 watt k bulb laga diya.


Views : 316    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Seedhi Baat No Bakwas

1 aadmi santa ki betay se puchhta hai:
beta papa ghar main hain?

santa ka beta sprite pete huye
uncle seedha bolo mummy se milna hai.

seedhi baat no bakwas. :-)

Views : 288    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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tonight is final game.

sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
dr: take this tablet you will be ok.
sardar: can i take tomorrow, tonight is final game.



Views : 183    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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petrol

santa: what is the name of your car?
lady: i forgot the name, but is starts with 't'.
santa : oh, what a strange car, starts with tea. all cars that i know start with petrol..

Views : 184    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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IT Company

santa at an interview in an it company.
manager: do you know ms office?
santa: if you give me the address, i will go there sir

Views : 216    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Effect Our POCKET

santa-what's d difference between mother's & gf's tears?

classic answer by banta-

mother's tears effect our heart & gf's tears effect our pocket...

Views : 230    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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love marriage

santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
banta:woh kaise?
santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy

Views : 212    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Long Drive

girl: hum kaha ja rahe he..?
boy: long drive par..!!
girl: pahle kyun nhi bataya..?
boy: mujhe b abhi pata chala jub break
nai lag rahe.

Views : 221    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Aug 2015
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REALITY OF FACEBOOK

strange reality of facebook:
girl status: i am feeling sad.. 952 comments
boy status: i am going to COMMIT suicide .. 2 likes.

Views : 155    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Aug 2015
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U r wrong

santa was drawing money from atm.
banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: i've seen ur password. it's ****.
santa: u r wrong. it's 1394.

Views : 113    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Yaar udas kion ho

santa ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
wo udas ho gaya.

banta : yaar udas kion ho?
santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Views : 242    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Police or Ambulance?

santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake i made.

banta: whom should i call now,
police or ambulance?

Views : 102    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Shoot him! Shoot him!

in an african safari,a lion suddenly bounced on santa's wife.
wife-shoot him! shoot him!
santa-yes yes.i'm changing d battery of my camera..

Views : 106    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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2 MEN TALKING

2 men talking

1st:
i am getting married because
i am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
strange,
i am taking divorce for same reasons!

Views : 168    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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per research

as per research

a man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
a woman speaks 30,000

problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

Views : 195    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Good & Bad Luck

what is the perfect example
of both good & bad luck?

the naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (good luck)

but at the same time

dust falls into the boy's eyes (bad luck)

Views : 226    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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maths class

boy1:meet my wife tina
boy2.oh! i know her
boy1:how?
boy2:v were caught sleeping together
boy1:what the hell?
boy2.during lecture in maths class

Views : 210    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Height of coolness

height of coolness:
2 guys coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:i think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no i see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

Views : 263    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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That's good.

little johnny: mam,will you punish me
for something that i didn't do ?

teacher : not at all.

little johnny : that's good.
actually i didn't do my homework!

Views : 235    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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type of studies:

there are two type of studies:

1 - hard subjects which cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that doesn't need to be studied

Views : 234    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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movie tickets.

husband: today is sunday &
i have to enjoy it.

so i bought 3 movie tickets.

wife: why three?

husband: 1 for u and 2 for ur parents.

Views : 253    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Munna Bhai

impact of movies:

teacher :- who is mahatma gandhi?
student:- he is the one who helped
munna bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Views : 264    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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guitar

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on tv for ur talent
boy: am i so good??? :
girl: if u were on tv,, i can atleast switch it off ;

Views : 264    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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A good doctor.

doctor to sardar : you will die within 2 hours.
do you want to see any one before you die?
sardar : yes. a good doctor.

Views : 224    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Khamoshi

husband 2 wife : did u have any boyfriend before marriage ??
wife remains silent

husband : mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
wife : abbe gin ne to de

Views : 247    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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kidney fails

husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
husband is liver & wife is kidney.
if liver fails, kidney fails.
if kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Views : 129    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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sick.

man : you remind me of the sea.
woman : because i'm wild, romantic and exciting?
man : no, because you make me sick.

Views : 136    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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coin phone

santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

santa: wow! how amazing. people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver

Views : 124    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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sleep walk

why did santas son take his bicycle to bed with him????
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because he didnt want to walk in his sleep !!!

Views : 181    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 11 Aug 2015
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idiots

why do girls act like idiots.....?????




who says dey are acting

Views : 217    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 11 Aug 2015
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