Zara Sa Qatra Kahin

Zara Sa Qatra Kahin Aaj Agar Ubharta Hai;
Samandaron Hi Ke Lehje Mein Baat Karta Hai;

Khuli Chhaton Ke Diye Kab Ke Bujh Gaye Hote;
Koi To Hai Jo Hawaon Ke Par Katarta Hai;

Sharafaton Kee Yahan Koi Ahemiyat Hi Nahi; Kisi Ka Kuch Na Bigado To Kaun Darta Hai;

Zameen Kee Kaise Viqaalat Ho Phir Nahi Chalti;
Jab Aasmaan Se Koi Faisala Utarta Hai;

Tum Aa Gaye Ho To Phir Kuch Chandni Si Baatein Hon;
Zameen Pe Chand Kahan Roz Roz Utarta Hai!

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Itna Haseen Kyon Banaya Khuda Ne Unko;
Ki Har Koi Dekhna Chahta Hai Dil-o-Jaan Se Unko;
Baarr-Baar Dekhne Se Dil Nahi Bharta Kisi Ka Bhi;
Aankhon Mein Basa Lena Chahta Hai Har Shakhs Unko!

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A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.

After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women
who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."

Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

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Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa takes a boat over to the other island to see how Banta is doing. When he gets there, he finds Banta standing among a group of natives.

"Greetings! How is it going?" says Santa.


"Wonderful!" says Banta, "I have discovered an important fact about the local language! Watch!"

He points at a palm tree and says, "What is that?"

The natives, in unison, say, "Umbalo-gong!"

He then points at a rock and says, "And that?"

The natives again intone, "Umbalo-gong!"

"You see!", says the beaming Banta, "They use the SAME word for 'rock' and for 'palm tree'!"

"That is truly amazing!" says the astonished Santa, "On the other island, the same word means 'index finger'!"

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A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.
He rubs it and out pop two Genies. He makes three wishes. When he gets home, he hears a knock on the door and outside there are 20 beautiful naked women. Walking back inside he sees a briefcase sitting on his coffee table. Opening it he see $20 million dollars.

"Wow, my first two wishes have come true!" he yells.


He gets ready to do his thing with the women when he hears another knock on the door. When he opens the door there are two Ku Klux Klan guys.

First, they beat the him up, then they tar and feather him. Next, they take him out back and lynch him. When the KKK guys are sure he is dead, they take their hoods off to reveal the two Genies!

The first Genie turns to the second and says, "You know, I can understand his first two wishes but why would he want to be hung like a black man?"

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