ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati..
1\) tum na bohat woh ho
\(pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai.. \?\? banda soch main per jaata hai\)

2\) mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi..
\(to phir kya umeed thi\)

3\) tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
\(to phir main pehle kesa tha \?\?\)

4\) sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hun…
\(sach bol kar pitna thori hai\)

5\) im very selfish na..
\(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein\)

Views : 234    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 10 Mar 2015

letter to girlfriend
to,
my dear gf.

subject: breakup

darling,
as u know that bjp govt. increase service tax from 12.30\\% to 14 \\% \and so i m not able to pay shopping, movie, food, mobile, etc. bills for u ..\!\!
jitni galtiyan hui chota bhai samjhkarr maaf karr dena..

thank you\!\!

Views : 185    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 10 Mar 2015

ladka aur ladki ped ke pichhe baithe the.

oldman: beta kya yahi humari ‘sanskriti’ hai.\?

boy: nahi uncle, ye to ‘anjli’ hai,

aap kisi aur ped ke pichhe dekh lo.

Views : 168    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 10 Mar 2015