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a frustrated message from rajinikanth:
who the hell is spreading false rumours that i gave birth to my parents?
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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why is there less crime in south india as compared to other parts of india?
better policing?
nah
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so simple, it's rajinikanth!
dubara mat puchhna...
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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rajnikant
to
mr. rajinikanth,
chennai.
dear sir,
please close your fridge door properly and especially before sleeping.
yours faithfully,
north indians
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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a long time ago, two men made a joke on rajinikanth.
no they are known as
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santa and banta.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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little boy: rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?
rajinikanth: while being a monitor, i once told manmohan singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in
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rajanikanth did his kg from seven different places..
today those places are known as iits.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table;
because;
rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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the weather in india is such smoky and foggy that either,
1. rajinikanth is smoking,
or
2. alok nath is doing puja!
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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once a tata company's 22 wheeler huge truck rammed into rajinikanth.
since then it's known as:
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tata nano!
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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once rajinikanth bowled to sachin tendulkar and that was the day rajinikanth came to know that he's not god.
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as cricket can have only one god.
the story doesn't end here.
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but he bowled him on the first ball, and that's how the realization that he's super god!
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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all the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
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because rajinikanth was a very bright student!
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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rajinikanth: hello i'm rajinikanth.
receiver: han han, pata hai!
rajinikanth: tujhe kaise pata chala, main rajinikanth bol raha hun?
receiver: bass kya bhai... mobile switch off tha mera!
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Joke Posted on : 5 Dec 2014
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husbend and wife
once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest
suddenly a strong storm came
santa said to banta,"ab hum bach nai paenge"
...
ACP said to Daya,"pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h"
n rajni said
"SORRY FOR SNEEZING
EXCUSE ME"
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Joke Posted on : 22 Nov 2014
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husbend and wife
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola "Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi"
Happy ??winters....
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Joke Posted on : 22 Nov 2014